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Conveyor Belt
07-23-2006, 05:10 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/news/arts/where-do-i-hang-this/2006/07/19/1153166459544.html

Former Brisbane builder Tim Patch was finding it difficult to crack the art market until he dipped his quill in the ink, so to speak.

Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.

"I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."

When the canvas became too rough on his "brush", he switched to paper, but has switched to a "smoothed-back canvas ... for a better effect".

He has painted portraits of John Howard and Kim Beazley and plans to unveil a portrait of Lord Mayor Clover Moore at this weekend's Sexpo.

Patch will also paint your portrait at the adult-entertainment event for $50-$100, depending on time taken.

I don't even know where to start...

Kitty
07-23-2006, 06:20 PM
For starters, he sounds like the perfect person to capture this event (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=17688&in_page_id=2) on canvas.

fuzzis
07-23-2006, 06:39 PM
:smt036

Have to say that when I think of "painting" with that particular "brush", that's not the first thing that comes to mind.

If people are willing to pay for it, good on him for capitalizing on it. I wonder how you explain that portrait over the back of your couch when people ask about it? "Oh that? Yes, we had this up-and-coming artist do it. Yes, the brush strokes are remarkable, aren't they, considering they were made by his penis. It demonstrates a remarkable degree of control, doesn't it?" :smt118

fuzzis

selmore
07-24-2006, 01:12 AM
patient - "Doc, I've gotten so fat, I look down and can't see my whos-it."
doc - "you need to diet."
patient - "what color?"
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