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58ford
07-27-2006, 02:39 PM
I was just wondering.
What does Hattiespatch have more of Golf Courses or chinese restaurants?
It seems we ar rapidly reaching maximum density on both.
Is there some critical mass at which these things become volatile?
Could this be contributing to our lack of donuts?
And therefore to the exodus of police officers?
Just making conections.
Conveyor Belt
07-27-2006, 04:15 PM
Don't forget the two Superwalmarts in the big Hat churning out those donuts, too. That's 4, plus the cake shops and other candy places, and Hattiesburg is almost saturated with donuts. You can't go into any convienence store and not grab a box of KK or a little debbie donut. I know the latter is a sad substitution, but hell, it's Hattiesburg...

I believe Hattiesburg has more chinese restaurants. You can't spit in this town without it landing in front of some place to eat.
58ford
07-27-2006, 04:23 PM
Those donuts suck!

We need a dedicated Cop Quality donuts only estblishment.
Only in this way can we hope to prevent the decline of the HPD!
We can't expect the Brave officers of our police force to get by on subsistence level donuts.

It's a simple equasion:
Police force / chief Wynn + Dupree - Fairley X High Quality donuts = safe Hattiespatch
Conveyor Belt
07-27-2006, 04:28 PM
ford, you need to use some () to accuratley define your eqation.
58ford
07-27-2006, 04:32 PM
I prefer my math to be mysterious & open to misinterpretation.
SoMissTV
07-27-2006, 05:52 PM
I prefer my math to be mysterious & open to misinterpretation.

You weren't on the NASA team that tried to land the craft on Mars a few years ago, were you? :)
58ford
07-27-2006, 05:59 PM
Believe it or not my Ex works at Stennis Space Center.
Conveyor Belt
07-27-2006, 07:16 PM
What does he do?
fuzzis
07-27-2006, 07:20 PM
What does he do?

That's cold man. Cold.

fuzzis
Conveyor Belt
07-27-2006, 07:24 PM
I couldn't help it... it's the lack of donuts talking...
IGID
07-27-2006, 07:37 PM
That was wrong. Funny, but wrong...lol
58ford
07-28-2006, 11:54 AM
A witty come back does not come to mind.
But, it will. oh yes. It will.
ynotme297
07-28-2006, 02:31 PM
yall forgot about all the chicken places. i belive there are more of them than chinese food places. there is a least one chicken place very close to a chinese place. just think about it and see if you can count them all.
58ford
07-28-2006, 02:34 PM
How about Chicken "Wing" places?