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wilebill
10-04-2006, 12:13 AM
Forget airbags, silicone breasts will do (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/bulgariahealthsurgery;_ylt=Arx_Q.buhQjrq5jKoLyspxT tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-)

SOFIA (AFP) - A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse has survived a car crash thanks to her silicone breasts which acted as an airbag, a newspaper has reported.
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The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily Standart said Monday.

"The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.

Her boyfriends' hands, however, were mangled.

Conveyor Belt
10-04-2006, 12:17 AM
I seem to remember a similar story a few months ago... or was that a bullet?

daisy
10-04-2006, 01:32 AM
I think that was a bullet or shrapnel of some type. So would you call what this woman had was a blowout?

MC69TA
10-04-2006, 10:28 AM
Forget airbags, silicone breasts will do (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/bulgariahealthsurgery;_ylt=Arx_Q.buhQjrq5jKoLyspxT tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-)


Her boyfriends' hands, however, were mangled.

LOL Good one

http://forum.ogrish.com/image.php?u=131856&dateline=1126284594

carsalesguy
10-04-2006, 12:20 PM
my girlfriend is going NOW to get some (hehe)

58ford
10-04-2006, 01:25 PM
my girlfriend is going NOW to get some (hehe)
Don't let her do it!
Trust me. My ex had 'em, and no titties at all is preferable to those sandwich baggie full of salt water!
They look okay, but tactilly (sp?) they suck, and as far as sucking I'm gonna stop right there.