RevranAL Week in Review Eight - Ain't Life in the South Great!

[RevranAL]

Dearest Ferum Membas and Friends,

While Ol RevranAL has been gone a while, this Ferum always has lovely topics to debate
So lets don't waste no time gettting caught up, and see what's in store for Week Eight

Now it looks like Hattiesburg Citizenry is victims once again, from incompetent meter readers, which integrity they lack
But with a leader like Revran Maya Duprees settin' them the example, they haves no choice but to call the kettle black

Next we move on and see Ol Corch Bowa with them playa woes, as he tries to keep his team togetha despite a couple of jailbound thugs
But like I said befo, tryin' to keep a hundred young brotha's straight, is 'bout like tryin' to keep yo' grill clean when the air is full of love bugs

Next we see them crooked Farlee boys a pleadin' Guilty, as ol Revran Farlee remains quite as a mouse
I sho hoped they'd caught Ol Farlee with his hand in that cookie jar, cause they ain't gonna be no flippin' the Big House

Finally I wants to review tha morality of tha " Marriage " thread, while many of oura youngfolk is makin a scantless fool out they self ova there on MySpace
Romance and respect are impo-tant virtues fo any marriage, but Ol RevranAL say tha real secrets in the bedroom with a little less gum flappin' and a little mo' lace

And lastly RevranAL has a some wit fo a "quick at the tongue, high an mighty" memba, who is always blamin' somethin' on the boys
No need to sulk, cause once you finds tha RIGHT Man he'll take care of that po' outlook, and they'd be no need fo' that top drawer fulla sex toys

Glory Be! Glory Be! Hope to see ya'll Sunday fo a lil' prayah suhrvice
Jus Tellin' what most folks is thinkin' -- Yes Indeed a little lagniappe fo the gumbo
RevranAL

[daisy]

Good to hear from you again. The news is so much easier to read when you narrate it. And funnier also.

[Conveyor Belt]

did he just say what I thought he said???

[jojobeans1120]

:smt042 :smt043 :smt046 :smt043 :smt042

[jojobeans1120]

did he just say what I thought he said???

Yep, he said it!

[carsalesguy]

Amen!!! Praise Da Law!

[Maggie-Doodle]

Welcome back Rev. Al, we have missed you...please don't stay gone so long next time! We had been wondering wuz maybe you and the Rev. Fairley gone on a mission trip together since neither of you had been heard from in several weeks! :) lol

[daisy]

i think the Rev Al said a lot, Cb.

[Batman]

WOW! CLASSIC! Move over Dr Phil, Noone tells it like RevAL.

[selmore]

I'm sorry but (behold the underlying truth) reading RevAl to me is tantamount to listening to uncle remos or aunt jammama.
It may be for some people for for me........ nawserrrrie master

[Batman]

Not for sure, but heard thru the grapevine that RevAl and reverand are both pretty successful USM alums, with ties somehow to downtown politics. I would imagine there are a number of "in the know" folks posting here using surnames. As if...............But Hey thats the fun part part of this Site. " Can you imagine a grown man running around in a bat suit? "

[RevranAL]

Dearest Brotha selmore, yo comparisons of me to them two iconic figures is quite appreciated, but nobody said RevranAL was fo' the "weak of heart"

RevranAL don't go criticzin' you fo' playin' with yo' ferret, and if you finds my "words of wisdom" so tantamount, then please click yo mouse right past my part

Now as fo' Brotha batman playin' Dick Tracy, RevranAL is not sho' where yo' got yo' lead so let me correct you if I could

Make no mistake about it RevranAL is a true USM fan, but he hails from the " mean streets" and mine is the tale of a brotha done GOOD

Glory Be! Glory Be! Jus' tellin it as it is
RevranAL

[selmore]

good point, i apologize.

for a moment there i felt my job was to point out that the emperor had no clothes

[RevranAL]

Dearest Brotha selmore,

While RevranAL truly enjoys yo wit, as it seemingly flows in quite abundance

But if you reads into my threads close enuff, they contain quite a bit of substance

Hope to see you in Church come Sunday
RevranAL

[selmore]

if you see me scampering across the carpet in your church, have no fear for i'm just a ferret.
and i dont wanna see granny chasing me with a broom wearing her sunday go-to-meetins.