View Full Version : Everything in the world has officially been invented...
wilebill
12-09-2006, 01:50 AM
Because now some guy in the Ukraine has invented the musical condom (http://ohgizmo.com/2006/10/08/man-invents-musical-condoms/).
I wonder if they have any songs by Cream?
Blondie
12-09-2006, 01:53 AM
Bad coyote!
wilebill
12-09-2006, 01:54 AM
Or maybe songs by Courtney Love's old group, Hole.
big john
12-09-2006, 02:23 AM
pearl jam?
kevin
12-09-2006, 04:52 AM
"I'm on fire," by Bruce Springsteen?
zorro
12-09-2006, 05:55 AM
Or The Doors' old hit, "C'mon baby, light my fire!" (or was it "Come on, baby, light my fire!"?)
maxim
12-09-2006, 07:48 AM
Anything by "Yes" would be good!
fuzzis
12-09-2006, 10:36 AM
Maybe "Burnin' In Love".
fuzzis
No-Halo
12-09-2006, 11:11 AM
Pat Benetar's... "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
No-Halo
12-09-2006, 11:49 AM
and if for some reason you can't find the musical condom when needed you can always fall back on ole Michael Jackson's hit...."Beat It" :eusa_whis :icon_smas
fuzzis
12-09-2006, 12:00 PM
I love that in the article it says that the volume of the music varies depending on the intensity of the love-making and the tone varies depending on the position. There's something more to be said there, but since it's a family-site (sorta), imma keep it to myself. :smt118
fuzzis
No-Halo
12-09-2006, 12:03 PM
I love that in the article it says that the volume of the music varies depending on the intensity of the love-making and the tone varies depending on the position. There's something more to be said there, but since it's a family-site (sorta), imma keep it to myself. :smt118
fuzzis
Yeah we can't have any nasty talk on here Fuzzis so thanks for controlling yourself...:smt110
fuzzis
12-09-2006, 12:04 PM
Yeah we can't have any nasty talk on here Fuzzis so thanks for controlling yourself...:smt110
Well, you know...I do try to lead by example. :smt038
fuzzis
No-Halo
12-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Well, you know...I do try to lead by example. :smt038
fuzzis
cough cough....Ooooook :)
For some of us, it'll be playing sledgehammer.
fuzzis
12-09-2006, 12:35 PM
For some of us, it'll be playing sledgehammer.
Again...imma keep it to myself. :smt118
fuzzis
fuzzis
12-09-2006, 12:44 PM
And since we're talking about condoms...
From the BBC about a study in India (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm)...
:smt103 :smt103 :smt103
fuzzis
Blondie
12-09-2006, 12:46 PM
And since we're talking about condoms...
From the BBC about a study in India (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm)...
:smt103 :smt103 :smt103
fuzzis
Well I know I won't be seeing you with an Indian guy. :smt118
fuzzis
12-09-2006, 12:50 PM
Well I know I won't be seeing you with an Indian guy. :smt118
You know, I try to be open-minded and all, but...ummmmmm...yeah. Somethings are uhhhhhh...insurmountable. :smt118
fuzzis
SoMissTV
12-09-2006, 01:00 PM
For those dudes of the other persuasion, I'll bet it plays Johnny Cash's hit, "Ring of Fire."
ew.
fuzzis
12-09-2006, 01:51 PM
Yup, he's tried to change his name though to cover it up. Real name is Wonay (meaning - stop not me)
Wrong kind of "Indian".
fuzzis
carsalesguy
12-09-2006, 02:12 PM
well...you know us european descent guys over here don't have those problems......
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