Men only - and I don't care if the women look

[wilebill]

Well, if the women start their own group, then the men need to do so, too.

Let's see, our group could be named:

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

nomaam club

no girlz aloud

PMS? Don't talk to me about PMS!

[SoMissTV]

Sausagefest.

ugh.

[aaron]

Let's face it, it'd just become a place for noway to post pictures of women in bikinis everyday.

[SoMissTV]

Let's face it, it'd just become a place for noway to post pictures of women in bikinis everyday.

As opposed to what he does in the general forum?

[wilebill]

Let's face it, it'd just become a place for noway to post pictures of women in bikinis everyday.And the downside would be...?

[aaron]

Let's face it, it'd just become a place for noway to blatantly post pictures of women in bikinis everyday.

fixed

[wilebill]

fixedAnd the downside would be...?

[aaron]

And the downside would be...?

Lots more of these: Bandwidth exceeded again (http://aaron.ourhattiesburg.com/2006/07/21/bandwidth-exceeded/)

http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/comp/comp11.gif

[big john]

A Man's Guide To Female English

-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

-- We need = I want

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

-- You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

-- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

-- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

-- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

-- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

-- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

-- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

-- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

-- Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

-- All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

[big john]

Rules for Men

1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

a. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

b. After wrecking his boss' Ferrari.

c. When his date is using her teeth.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting time is six minutes

7. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.)

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10. It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.

11. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

12. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- you didn't see nothin'.

13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

14. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

15. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

16. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

d. Nice butt. Are you a Sagittarius?

17. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

[No-Halo]

Truer words were never spoken Big John :smt038

[big john]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
that would be the L.E.G.
I can't make up my mind if that would be good or bad.LOL

[No-Halo]

How about "Pack of Universal Super Studs" hmm hmm?? :smt118

[big john]

our mascot???
http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/images/Enzyte-SmilingBob.jpg

[fuzzis]

What about Deluded dreams? :smt118

fuzzis

[big john]

How about "Pack of Universal Super Studs" hmm hmm?? :smt118

http://www.stalkerzone.dk/upload/Borat_nice.jpg

[Tully Mars]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
that would be the L.E.G.
I can't make up my mind if that would be good or bad.LOL

Call it the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Only"...LEGO for short. This guy could be our mascot:

http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j3lacey/images/josh%20n%20lego%20man%20in%20chi.JPG

[aaron]

http://www.stalkerzone.dk/upload/Borat_nice.jpg

“in Kazakhstan we say, ‘God, man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat.’ ”

[No-Halo]

Yall have fun, I'm gonna crash. :)

[Conveyor Belt]

I don't get it... I kinda worry about men who want to be with one another in exclusive groups...

[big john]

I don't get it... I kinda worry about men who want to be with one another in exclusive groups...You aint callin us ,flute blowers are you?:smt118

[58ford]

How about the "Hattiesburg Hard Legs"?

[big john]

couple ah questions
is this thread dead now?
why is it closet gays run around saying and implying that other people are gay?Is it so they can find em one?

[No-Halo]

It aint dead Big John

[wilebill]

I was really just poking fun at the women. I don't really want a mens-only thread, it would get kinda boring.

[big john]

I was really just poking fun at the women. I don't really want a mens-only thread, it would get kinda boring.right,a good way to have fun with the women.

[No-Halo]

right,a good way to have fun with the women.
Not to mention a few others.....muhahaha :smt118

[LipsofanAngel]

I was really just poking fun at the women. I don't really want a mens-only thread, it would get kinda boring.

well, so far the men's group thread has been more entertaining. I guess we ladies will keep the good stuff for the private group.

Can I join the old perveted man group too?!?!? haha

[fuzzis]

well, so far the men's group thread has been more entertaining. I guess we ladies will keep the good stuff for the private group.

Can I join the old perveted man group too?!?!? haha

Oh ouch! They're not ALL old. Just some of them. :smt118

fuzzis

[LipsofanAngel]

Oh ouch! They're not ALL old. Just some of them. :smt118

fuzzis

yes, but don't forget- I'm the baby here... everyone is old to me! haha ;)

[fuzzis]

Sooooooo...speaking of men only....got a text message from Noway just a bit ago, wanting me to call this number that he's totally all excited about. I'm not so sure about it, but I suppose it would explain why we rarely hear from him and he's always working. :smt102

1-888-244-3425

It's not my thing, but who am I to judge what makes him happy? :smt118

fuzzis

[58ford]

Can I join the old perveted man group too?!?!? haha
We aren't all perverts.
Depending on your definition of pervert.
I mean some of us may be a little out of the main stream.
Somewhat deviant you might say, but Perverted?
Well, okay maybe a little perv, but painting an entire group with that brush is simply unfair.
I mean there' perverted & then there's the merely otre'.



Okay we're perverts.......get over it.:smt118

[No-Halo]

Oh great, I'm gonna have to wash my ears out now!!

Noway...I'm very worried about you after hearing that :smt119

[Blondie]

I just tried and it rang and rang - no answer.

[Southern_Belle]

Sooooooo...speaking of men only....got a text message from Noway just a bit ago, wanting me to call this number that he's totally all excited about. I'm not so sure about it, but I suppose it would explain why we rarely hear from him and he's always working. :smt102

1-888-244-3425

It's not my thing, but who am I to judge what makes him happy? :smt118

fuzzis

i am surprised he is texting you. he sends me a text asking a question, then when i respond, i get griped out about them costing $.10 and how it is adding up. well then don't text me!

[IGID]

Sounds like the tight wad should spend the $6.00 a month for the unlimited text messeges.

[carsalesguy]

it's just a fast busy from my phone

[No-Halo]

He text me then asked for a refund. :smt102

[Southern_Belle]

He text me then asked for a refund. :smt102

everyone donate a dime to noway when you see him. that way he won't whine about having to pay for the text messages that he is sending to people!:)

[aaron]

Bama is trying to get this started up again. Who's in?

[Mr. Bama]

Lets Do It! Retaliation!!

[wilebill]

Yeah, the women are gabbing so much they're blowing fuses on the forum, causing it to go down every so often.

[dollfus46]

Well, if the women start their own group, then the men need to do so, too.

Let's see, our group could be named:

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

nomaam club

no girlz aloud

PMS? Don't talk to me about PMS!

I was just thinking......I can't think of anything I'm really scared of except PMS! I've already suggested this tactic to President Bush as the sure fire way to victory in Iraq. But he ain't listenin' to me either.

[fuzzis]

Lets Do It! Retaliation!!

Retaliation? :smt042 For what? Leaving you out of the conversation? :smt118

fuzzis

[dollfus46]

fixed

Please don't say F-I-X-E-D around my Golden Retriever, Ian. He tends to go freak!

[dollfus46]

A Man's Guide To Female English

-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

-- We need = I want

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

-- You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

-- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

-- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

-- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

-- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

-- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

-- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

-- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

-- Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

-- All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

A classic all men should memorize.

[dollfus46]

Rules for Men

1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

a. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

b. After wrecking his boss' Ferrari.

c. When his date is using her teeth.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting time is six minutes

7. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.)

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10. It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.

11. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

12. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- you didn't see nothin'.

13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

14. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

15. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

16. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

d. Nice butt. Are you a Sagittarius?

17. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

Funny Stuff.

[maxim]

The He-Man Women Haters Klub. No Girlz Allowed.

"Carmela, I took an oath." - Tony Soprano
"An oath! What are you, a kid in a treehouse?" - Carmela Soprano

[Mr. Bama]

Retaliation? :smt042 For what? Leaving you out of the conversation? :smt118

fuzzis

SHUT IT WOMAN! THE MEN ARE TALKING!

http://www.more-than.net/images/bitch.jpg

[fuzzis]

SHUT IT WOMAN! THE MEN ARE TALKING!

:smt043

Oh. Ok. :smt118

fuzzis

[dollfus46]

our mascot???
http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/images/Enzyte-SmilingBob.jpg

Only if we name our club THE GAY CABALLEROS

[dollfus46]

I don't get it... I kinda worry about men who want to be with one another in exclusive groups...

You are insecure. I don't want them in my poker games or my locker room at the country club (where poker and other games are played). I watch what I say and do around the ladies. Call it my upbringing. Don't care to sit around with a group of women while they discuss whatever women discuss. And they don't want me there either.:smt006

[virgo]

Yeah, the women are gabbing so much they're blowing fuses on the forum, causing it to go down every so often.

I think word is getting out that there are some pictures of an MH member who cross dresses and everyone is signing on to see them. Too bad they are only posted in a private forum.....:smt118

[IGID]

If I'm going to be "in', I'd rather some women be involved. That's just me though.

[fuzzis]

If I'm going to be "in', I'd rather some women be involved. That's just me though.

Have enough testosterone of your own, eh?

:smt042

fuzzis

[Astra]

I don't want them in my poker games or my locker room at the country club (where poker and other games are played).
Sounds like someone got burned by a female card shark :smt118

[Mr. Bama]

If I'm going to be "in', I'd rather some women be involved. That's just me though.

Ok stay out then. I'm wanting to start a men's only group for the guys. If all the guys here don't want in, then whatever. I don't want everyone in anyway. Theres many a times I've had comments and such that weren't appropriate for ladies... plus I want to be able to talk about "the Dirty Fonz" :)

[aaron]

You need a better name though. Dude Man's Land just doesn't cut it.

[Mr. Bama]

You need a better name though. Dude Man's Land just doesn't cut it.

I never had that name as an idea. I'm thinking the Gentleman's Lounge.

[aaron]

I never had that name as an idea. I'm thinking the Gentleman's Lounge.

Ohh, Dude Bro's Only, sorry. The Gentleman's Lounge sounds ok, but I doubt there will be anything gentleman about what is posted in there.

[amanda]

Ya'll are 4 pages into this thread and haven't made up your minds yet? You better be careful - someone might name ya'll the "Undecided". :)

[aaron]

Ya'll are 4 pages into this thread and haven't made up your minds yet? You better be careful - someone might name ya'll the "Undecided". :)

4 pages? Don't make me bump the women's thread.

[fuzzis]

4 pages? Don't make me bump the women's thread.

Yeah, but women are supposed to be indecisive. Menfolk aren't. :smt118

fuzzis

[amanda]

4 pages? Don't make me bump the women's thread.


Yeah...that was mostly you guys inquiring on how to join! :)

[amanda]

Yeah, but women are supposed to be indecisive. Menfolk aren't. :smt118

fuzzis


LOL!! I came to check in on them because I figured they were asking for directions or something. :)

[wilebill]

Yeah, but women are supposed to be indecisive. Menfolk aren't. :smt118

fuzzisWell, we sure as hell don't need any directions from the women on how to get there. :smt070

[No-Halo]

I think word is getting out that there are some pictures of an MH member who cross dresses and everyone is signing on to see them. Too bad they are only posted in a private forum.....:smt118
Um um um :smt044

[Bahlk]

Just think the ladies will be green with envy over our conversations...

:smt118

[No-Halo]

Just think the ladies will be green with envy over our conversations...

:smt118
You know it!!! :smt118

[LipsofanAngel]

can't y'all just pick a name already? geesh... excellent example of a man's inability to committ.

[Tully Mars]

Just make it easy and go with a proven formula: No Ma'am

Here is our official charter and seal:

http://www.myhattiesburg.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10762/charter.jpg

[dollfus46]

Sounds like someone got burned by a female card shark :smt118


shhhhhhhhh. BIG MOUTH!

[dollfus46]

How about The Locker Room?

I was going to post the same suggestion.

[dollfus46]

Just make it easy and go with a proven formula: No Ma'am

Here is our official charter and seal:

http://www.myhattiesburg.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10762/charter.jpg

If I join, do I have to give up spankings?

[aaron]

Well, my idea was to name it "Up and Coming", but Tully's idea is probably better.

[wilebill]

I like the motto!

[fuzzis]

Well, my idea was to name it "Up and Coming", but Tully's idea is probably better.

:smt044 :smt044

Yeah. Tully's idea is better.

:smt118

fuzzis

[aaron]

:smt044 :smt044

Yeah. Tully's idea is better.

:smt118

fuzzis

Well, I was trying to think of names and I looked at the women's forum and how it signified that there was an absence of men. So, I was trying to come up with something that would be a symbol of absence of women, but "Noway's bedroom" just doesn't have a good ring to it.

[wilebill]

"Noway's bedroom" just doesn't have a good ring to it.Yeah, I don't think men want to go in there, either. :smt103

[virgo]

Geez, guys. Five pages and going. Just when we thought you had a name picked out you change your mind. Go figure.

[aaron]

Ok, done.

[virgo]

Way to go, aaron :) See how easy that was? And to think, you men still needed a woman to help you make a decision. Good choice, by the way :)

[wilebill]

We, unlike women, make sure that we make the right decision.

[IGID]

We'll always need women. Just don't let that neck cramp.

[fuzzis]

We, unlike women, make sure that we make the right decision.

Yeah. That's it. *snicker*

fuzzis

[carsalesguy]

We, unlike women, make sure that we make the right decision.

as the old saying goes-

measure twice, cut once

[virgo]

You could have spelled ma'am right, you know.

[Tully Mars]

Dude, I really liked it, until the women started liking it too. :smt118

They just have to know their limits

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[SouthChic]

They just have to know their limits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdqd1oiackw)



Ok, Tully, I withdraw my previous statement about you having a big heart. :unlove:

[Pop]

They just have to know their limits




Carefull Tully "NOW" will have a march on Hattiesburg.:smt119

[Tully Mars]

Ok, Tully, I withdraw my previous statement about you having a big heart. :unlove:

Nothing but forum love here! :attack:

[wilebill]

Tully's my hero! He can be the first No MAAM President!

[SouthChic]

That video was pretty funny actually. We women do in fact have a brain and we know how to use it, unlike you guys, who use the wrong brain 99% of the time. Here's a prime example (http://www.bofunk.com/video/1563/men_are_stupid.html).

[Tully Mars]

That video was pretty funny actually. We women do in fact have a brain and we know how to use it, unlike you guys, who use the wrong brain 99% of the time. Here's a prime example (http://www.bofunk.com/video/1563/men_are_stupid.html).

Touche' :smt065

[wilebill]

That video was pretty funny actually. We women do in fact have a brain and we know how to use it, unlike you guys, who use the wrong brain 99% of the time. Here's a prime example (http://www.bofunk.com/video/1563/men_are_stupid.html).Yeah, but your video was a make believe TV commercial. Tully's was a true documentary.

[SouthChic]

Yeah, but your video was a make believe TV commercial. Tully's was a true documentary.

Make believe? hahahahaha! Ok! We know which of the two would be more realistic. :smt118

[LipsofanAngel]

We'll always need women. Just don't let that neck cramp.

ok, someone's gotta PM me and explain this one to me! Maybe it's just too early for me to catch on to the nonsense of you boys!