Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and a stripper pole...

[maxim]

One for the guys!

US Weekly reported that Hilton has introduced Spears to pole dancing on her in-house stripper pole.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/13/spears.paris.reut/index.html

[noway]

Spears has been photographed with Hilton wearing plunging dresses and tight miniskirts on all-nighters at clubs in Las Vegas and Hollywood, shocking some of her younger fans and making her the butt of jokes. On at least three occasions, photographs of her getting out of cars revealed she was wearing no panties.
Us Weekly reported that Hilton has introduced Spears to pole dancing on her in-house stripper pole.
Hilton said thousands of mothers liked to go out and have a good time, "But, you do not see people out there calling them 'bad parents.' She's young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her."


Wow!!!!!!

People are just jealous that they aren't HOT like them.. Good Grief.. I say let them be HOT & Trashy :smt038 :smt038 :smt038

[MC69TA]

Want one?

http://www.poledanzer.com/

Do it yourself
http://jaysilver.net/pictures/cosmo/2/stripperpole.html

[noway]

Thanks for the links...

I wll bring one to the next myhburg party...

[fuzzis]

Thanks for the links...

I wll bring one to the next myhburg party...

You do realize that means you're going to have to pay for the pole, right? That you can't just say you want one and the Easter Bunny drops it off in your Easter basket, right?

If you bitch and whine about ten cents for a text message, I can't see you spending $400-500 for a stripper pole. :smt102

fuzzis

[58ford]

I've got a stripper pole in the back yard. (Used to have a basketball hoop on it)

[Conveyor Belt]

C'mon, you know noway will just get a Festivus pole and use it instead.

[58ford]

How is Paris Hilton like Nebraska?


They're both flat, white & easy to enter!:smt118

My appologies to Nebraska.

[IGID]

You do realize that means you're going to have to pay for the pole, right? That you can't just say you want one and the Easter Bunny drops it off in your Easter basket, right?

If you bitch and whine about ten cents for a text message, I can't see you spending $400-500 for a stripper pole. :smt102

fuzzisDepending on who's going to be swinging on it, I'll pitch in. :smt038

[IGID]

Don't we have some members that are dancers?

[Bahlk]

Don't we have some members that are dancers?

noway and no-halo are good with the pole.

[fuzzis]

noway and no-halo are good with the pole.

Oh man. Not touching that with a ten-foot....ah, never mind. :smt118

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

noway and no-halo are good with the pole.
Bahlk!!!

[amanda]

Britney Spears put the "ho" back in Tangipahoa.

[58ford]

You do realize that means you're going to have to pay for the pole, right? That you can't just say you want one and the Easter Bunny drops it off in your Easter basket, right?

If you bitch and whine about ten cents for a text message, I can't see you spending $400-500 for a stripper pole. :smt102

fuzzis
But, Fuzzis, I don't think you get the point.
Money spent on text messages is wasted on frivolous communication.
While money spent on a stripper pole is an investment in the future.
Apples & oranges really.

[IGID]

noway and no-halo are good with the pole.But aren't we talking about one that's big enough to hang on to?

[Bahlk]

Oh man. Not touching that with a ten-foot....ah, never mind. :smt118

fuzzis


I need to clarify that it is the word on the street...I don't know personally about it

[No-Halo]

But aren't we talking about one that's big enough to hang on to?
Ouch!!

[fuzzis]

I suppose that would explain why No-Halo knows so much about the Bunny Boy. :smt103 :smt103

(I'm laughing so hard I'm crying :smt118 )

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

I suppose that would explain why No-Halo knows so much about the Bunny Boy. :smt103 :smt103

(I'm laughing so hard I'm crying :smt118 )

fuzzis

Maybe you'll pee in your pants!! :smt038

[fuzzis]

While money spent on a stripper pole is an investment in the future.


Oh. You mean like his "neighbor's" collection of magazines and newspapers?

I totally get what you mean now. :smt038 :smt038

fuzzis

[fuzzis]

Maybe you'll pee in your pants!! :smt038

I told you to seek help for your deviancy. I just didn't realize it was so...deep. :smt102

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

I told you to seek help for your deviancy. I just didn't realize it was so...deep. :smt102

fuzzis
Cast the first stone! :smt118

[Bahlk]

Cast the first stone! :smt118

You're brave if you're tempting her like that.

[fuzzis]

You're brave if you're tempting her like that.

Or fool-hardy. I'm betting on the latter and not the former. :smt118

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

You're brave if you're tempting her like that.
Bahlk it takes one deviant to know another :)

[amanda]

If ya'll didn't love each other so much - you wouldn't be continously picking at one another. Kiss, kiss.

[Bahlk]

Bahlk it takes one deviant to know another :)

What does that make me if I know you both now.

[amanda]

What does that make me if I know you both now.


Apparently very twisted. :D

[No-Halo]

What does that make me if I know you both now.
A Fuzzette?? :smt102

[Bahlk]

A Fuzzette?? :smt102

I guess that would be better than a J.A.C

[No-Halo]

I guess that would be better than a J.A.C
She'll have to come up with something better than JAC for me :smt118

[58ford]

I guess that would be better than a J.A.C
In what way?

[fuzzis]

She'll have to come up with something better than JAC for me :smt118

I've already got that for you. Unfortunately the board has a filter, so it's not quite as effective as JAC.

:-D

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

I've already got that for you. Unfortunately the board has a filter, so it's not quite as effective as JAC.

:-D

fuzzis
Darn :(

[Bahlk]

I'm predicting with a new stripper pole, the next party will be very interesting.

[No-Halo]

I'm predicting with a new stripper pole, the next party will be very interesting.
Yeah, maybe we can get the rest of the girls up there next time!! :smt023

[Bahlk]

Yeah, maybe we can get the rest of the girls up there next time!! :smt023

New pole...tunes by bodyman...and fuzzi's eggnog and no telling.

[No-Halo]

New pole...tunes by bodyman...and fuzzi's eggnog and no telling.
:smt038 Biiiiiiiiiiiingo!! :smt038

[IGID]

I'll bring a hammer if that'll help.

[LipsofanAngel]

I'm predicting with a new stripper pole, the next party will be very interesting.

oh my- I embarass myself enough without any props!!! Ah, why not bring the pole! haha! oh, and maybe me and SBelle will leg wrestle next time! lol

[Bahlk]

oh my- I embarass myself enough without any props!!! Ah, why not bring the pole! haha! oh, and maybe me and SBelle will leg wrestle next time! lol

In the words of noway:


WOW!!!!!!!!!!

[No-Halo]

oh my- I embarass myself enough without any props!!! Ah, why not bring the pole! haha! oh, and maybe me and SBelle will leg wrestle next time! lol
Paaaaaarty... Paaaaaarty... Paaaaaarty!!!


How soon can we have another one? :smt118

[Bahlk]

We haven't had a MH Haunakah (sp) party. Is that a good enough reason for another party?

[wilebill]

Forget leg wrestling, I'll just bring a big tub of chocolate pudding.

[No-Halo]

We haven't had a MH Haunakah (sp) party.
Theres a first time for everything. :smt038

[No-Halo]

Forget leg wrestling, I'll just bring a big tub of chocolate pudding.
Bill Cosby would be so proud of you!! :smt022

[Bahlk]

Forget leg wrestling, I'll just bring a big tub of chocolate pudding.

LOL Sounds like a plan. I nominate Wilebill to be official MH photographer

[No-Halo]

Can I be the pudding integrity checker??

[Bahlk]

I will just stand innocently and watch like my innocent self would do.

:smt059

[No-Halo]

I will just stand innocently and watch like my innocent self would do.:smt059
Whatever....LOL :evil:

[IGID]

oh my- I embarass myself enough without any props!!! Ah, why not bring the pole! haha! oh, and maybe me and SBelle will leg wrestle next time! lolSounds like the party got interesting once that damn cop left.