Best Lie!

[58ford]

Honest, officer, it's only oregano.

[iheartellisons]

Somisstv's explanation of his user name....HAHA - priceless

[fuzzis]

Oh, there are so many. Where to start? :smt118

fuzzis

[Bahlk]

Somisstv's explanation of his user name....HAHA - priceless


You beat me to it Iheart. LOL

[IGID]

But Officer, these ain't my pants.

[carsalesguy]

i got fired, so i don't have a choice in this other job that i got........

[fuzzis]

i got fired, so i don't have a choice in this other job that i got........

:smt103 :smt103

And that one's workin' so far? :smt118

fuzzis

[58ford]

I did not sleep with that woman.

[IGID]

I swear baby, she's just a friend.

[carsalesguy]

:smt103 :smt103

And that one's workin' so far? :smt118

fuzzis

it has worked about 2 times, and so i'm aiming for #3......

just got my pay plan a few mins ago......potential to make about 12k a month.....guarantee of 4k just for the drive lol\

btw....this isn't a lie....but i can come up with another-----


"yes sir, this is an excellent vehicle......just ignore the smell of a rotting body in the trunk....it was a rental"

[sackett22]

There is no crime in Hattiesburg.

[fuzzis]

Of course it was good for me.

fuzzis

[carsalesguy]

no officer, i didn't know it was illegal to have blue lights glowing from under my vehicle

[58ford]

I never meant to imply that those officers that left the HPD were racist.

[SoMissTV]

Read my lips: No new taxes.

[58ford]

Top ten lies women tell men.

10) "I wouldn't change a thing about you."

9) "I love hanging out with your friends."

8) "I don't mind picking up after you."

7) "I love your family."

6) "I love sports.".

5) "I won't get mad if you say I look fat."

4) "You're right."

3) "It doesn't bother me when you check out other women."

2) "I don't care how much money you have."

1) "Don't worry honey, it happens to everyone."

[carsalesguy]

addicted? no.....just love it too much

[58ford]

Ten lies men tell women.

#1 "Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."

#2 "I can fix it."

#3 "I was not looking at her cleavage."

#4 "Nothing's wrong."

#5 "I tried to call you."

#6 "I don't want to have sex unless you want to."

#7 "I'm the best, baby."

#8 "My old girlfriend? She was just okay."

#9 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman

#10 "I'll never lie to you."

[LipsofanAngel]

"don't worry babe- it's just a girls night out... just a little dinner and probably renting a chic flick is all...no bars or boys :) "

[IGID]

I promise I'll call.

[58ford]

I've got a great one, but it's not "family" oriented.

[IGID]

" I swear to God, Officer, I've only had 2 beers"

[58ford]

" I swear to God, Officer, I've only had 2 beers"
"Sure officer I've had about 6 or 8 vodka tonics, but I been drinkin' since noon."
More plausible.

[IGID]

"Sure officer I've had about 6 or 8 vodka tonics, but I been drinkin' since noon."
More plausible.And much more likely to get you some help.

[nooskye]

"don't worry babe- it's just a girls night out... just a little dinner and probably renting a chic flick is all...no bars or boys :) "


LoL! A Rhianna Song, ain't it?? So sad how stuff really happens that way ...

[LipsofanAngel]

LoL! A Rhianna Song, ain't it?? So sad how stuff really happens that way ...

yes! it is! "Unfaithful"... i forgot about it!

[fuzzis]

I totally understand why you're giving me this ticket, officer; my husband's an officer too and he'll be very disappointed in me. :smt118 (surprising how often that works for me)

fuzzis

[amanda]

Here's one I heard - -

"It's alright if you are not on the pill - I can't have kids anyway."

I have two children that disproved that statement. :)

[Conveyor Belt]

You're all a bunch of LIARS!!!