And who says good things don't come in the mail...

[Conveyor Belt]

I just returned from my mailbox, and I'm laughing my arse off here...

Have any of you ever recieved a letter from Saint Matthew's Churches of Tulsa OK?

the front of the envelope says:
"God's Holy Spirit instructed us to loan you this to start turning things around for you. So here it is. Use it and be blessed."

Then on the back, it says:
"Dear God,
With our Bibles opened to St. Matther 18:19, we humbly and sincerely pray on bended knees for You to annoint this letter with Your precious and holy power to meet the most pressing needs that someone is facing as they open this church letter of prayer.

Heavenly Father, we pray that this one who needs this divine help will write their needs on page two of this letter and will place this blessed, biblical, Acts 19:11, 12 Handkerchief and this sealed Bible prophecy under their side of their bed as they sleep tonight.

Let Thy power from heaven descend upon this home tonight and tomorrow night, after this one has mailed their most pressing needs back to their 56 year old chuch ministry. We pray that they will break open this sealed prophecy after sunset tomorrow. Amen."

I'm going to do it... boy, am I ever... this is going to be FUN!!!

[Mr. Bama]

God must not like me b/c I didn't get a divine letter in the mail. :smt102:confused::(

!NOTE THE TONGUE IN CHEEK!

[SoMissTV]

I seem to be having a different problem. Whenever I pray, they always come back, "Moved - No Forwarding Address."

:)

[TRV25]

Wow! Things like that always crack me up.... I think that would make my day if I got one of those in the mail because I would laugh so hard. It's funny though- some people really take those things for real and sleep with their 'prayer' cloth every night. Sometimes people even get on tv and try to sell them to people and say that they cloth will heal them. That's sad. I mean- I believe God is all-powerful and can heal whoever he wants- but I don't believe a cloth can heal anyone.

[TRV25]

Be sure to let us all know what happens!