Hey Everyone

[Mrs-Halo]

Finally decided to register. Now I can keep up with you know who. If anybody has any dirt on him please let me know.

[amanda]

:clap: :laugh: :bowrofl: This is going to be soooooo ggggoooooddd!!!! Welcome, Mrs. Halo!

[fuzzis]

Well it's about time, Mrs. Halo!!! We've been waiting on you to join the fun. :clap: :clap:

Welcome to the party, although I'm sure that you know who will be a bit more subdued from here on out. :smt118

fuzzis

[Mrs-Halo]

LOL!! He will only get worse from here on out.. But he will never win.

[daisy]

Welcome, Mrs. Halo. Glad you joined us and look forward to your posts.:clap:


I have no dirt on him. Think highly of him.


How are the puppies?

[pEtAl mIsFiT]

Hey Mrs Halo, Welcome to the site. I must tell this can get very addicting as you might know.
I have heard wonderful things about you from him and my Niki Wade who cuts my hair!
I think you have a great man!

[Fish-Bait]

Mr. No-Halo, I can see that you are going to need a little back-up....
Mrs. Halo, welcome to the forums and as you know who would say, mwuuhahahaahaaaaaa......

[carsalesguy]

i heard he was gay from noway

[Astra]

Uh-oh, someone's under surveillance :)

[Mrs-Halo]

He can be wonderful at times. Ha-ha
Puppies are great, just eating everything that won't eat them first.

[Mrs-Halo]

Gay!!! Well you have to wonder at times. You know he did dress up like a woman before. But to his credit he did marry me..ha-ha

[carsalesguy]

well then i guess he's not gay- unless he's hiding it.

so that new leash that you got for him is working good eh?

[cubby 1]

This should be fun.

c1

[Mrs-Halo]

I keep the leash tight so he won't get out of hand.

[58ford]

I was going to leave a witty thought provoking comment, but I'm not that bright, so instead I'm sending a picture of an Australian Blue Ringed Octopus.
http://animalreviews.zelica.net/assets/octopus3.jpg
Welcome to the site!

[fuzzis]

I keep the leash tight so he won't get out of hand.

Thank GOD! Someone needs to.

:kekeke:

fuzzis

[Mrs-Halo]

Just have 2 know what buttons 2 push get him riled up then pull in the leash.

[Elle May]

Welcome to MH, looking forward to your posts!:clap:

[Maggie-Doodle]

:clap: WELCOME MS. HALO! SO GLAD YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO JOIN! We all look forward to hearing YOUR side of his stories! :) lol

[SouthChic]

Hey Mrs. Halo! I'm so glad you finally decided to join. :clap: ;) I have known your hubby for many years now, and I cannot believe I've never met you! I don't know any dirt on him though.. he's always been a gentleman around me. ;)

[Sister Golden Hair]

Welocme, Welcome, Welcome

[pinkytuscadero]

Finally decided to register. Now I can keep up with you know who. If anybody has any dirt on him please let me know.


No dirt at all! I think he knows where his "bread is buttered". :clap: I am glad you are a member. I have to ask, is he as funny at home?

Pinky

[Mrs-Halo]

Yes, he's funny at home most of the time.

[Hermione]

Welcome! How great to have you aboard! Of course, you must understand that I am desperately in love with your darling husband. Well, except for the days when I'm desperately in love with Harrison Ford. Or Patrick Stewart. Or Britt Hume. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm desperately in love with him on the second Tuesday of each month between 2:45 pm and 8:15 pm. Hope you don't mind. ;)

[wilebill]

Yes, he's funny at home most of the time.I've heard he was funny.

[Mrs-Halo]

He's only lovable on certain days.

[pEtAl mIsFiT]

awww, I am more lovable on my husbands paydays..... ha ha

[LipsofanAngel]

Welcome Mrs Halo!! Glad to have you join us! :)

[virgo]

Finally decided to register. Now I can keep up with you know who. If anybody has any dirt on him please let me know.

Welcome Mrs Halo!!! Way to go! Glad to see you on here!

[virgo]

Gay!!! Well you have to wonder at times. You know he did dress up like a woman before. But to his credit he did marry me..ha-ha

HA, HA, HA :) This I know. And I have lots of dirt on your husband. Speaking of which, where is he? He's not going to welcome you to the boards?

[No-Halo]

Aaron you must impliment some sort of spousal rules and regulations, I go to work, she takes the day off and look how everything goes to the dogs.

[No-Halo]

But to his credit he did marry me..ha-ha
I'm entitled to at least one mistake. :clap:

[amanda]

Aaron you must impliment some sort of spousal rules and regulations, I go to work, she takes the day off and look how everything goes to the dogs.


I've been soooo waiting for this all day!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LOL!!! SURPRISE! :clap:

[No-Halo]

I've been soooo waiting for this all day!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LOL!!! SURPRISE! :clap:
I was stuck at work, the text messages started flying in advising me of this dreadful situation. :smt118

[virgo]

I was stuck at work, the text messages started flying in advising me of this dreadful situation. :smt118

Aw. Poor no-halo. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bahlk]

Mrs. Halo I've heard of this crossdressing fad of his....just be sure to let us know if he shows up at the house in a easter bunny costume because that time is right around the corner

[No-Halo]

I've been told to get off her thread so when I'm good and ready I'll swap over to the "Nothing" thread. :-D

[No-Halo]

Ok, I'm ready now. :smt118

[Bahlk]

You can't be hogging the computer there no-halo, give the Missus a chance

[amanda]

Pics would be greatly appreciated too!!! :) We will tell you how to post any incriminating evidence!!!

[No-Halo]

I'd let her but then I'd have to show her how to use it. :-D

[No-Halo]

Pics would be greatly appreciated too!!! :) We will tell you how to post any incriminating evidence!!!
Calm down Amanda, there are no incriminating pics. :clap:

[No-Halo]

Ok Bahlk, I'm going to allow her to use it for a very short period of time while I step outside and check on the puppies. :)

[LoneStarGirl]

I'm a little behind but Welcome, I know you'll be able to add a lot of interesting coversation to the site! :clap:

[virgo]

I'd let her but then I'd have to show her how to use it. :-D

Don't worry. we can show her how to use it and how to post....in No Man's Land!:clap:

[Mrs-Halo]

Pic's and a video..He's need's to be very careful..

[virgo]

Pic's and a video..He's need's to be very careful..

Oh yeah. We definately need to get you into No Man's Land!

[Mrs-Halo]

He is now in trouble for being negative about me joining. Ya'll might need to send him some help....

[XC9]

Hey mrs-halo. Glad you joined in on the forum. I worked at H.P.D. in 90 anf 91and guess who dispatched then? lol. I worked the front desk. Hope you enjoy the messages posted and hopefully we will see some replies from you. I don't know you so I won't say "you know that boy you married ain't right?" lol- I just had to say that. Hope you enjoy people being fun on here too.

[iheartellisons]

Welcome Mrs. Halo!!! Glad to see you finally joined. Finally someone to keep him in line!!! LOL

[Butterball]

Glad to have 'the voice of reason' with us

(even if the hubby doesn't think it's such

a grand idea !)...................................

Such fun, such fun :D

[firefly]

Hi, Mrs. Halo! Welcome to MH! Don't listen to the others that say No Halo is bad--he is one of the "Good Guys!":)

[No-Halo]

Hi, Mrs. Halo! Welcome to MH! Don't listen to the others that say No Halo is bad--he is one of the "Good Guys!":)
Thats right, I think Mrs Halo swayed them by using internet Jedi mind tricks. :smt118
Thanks Firefly and how much do I owe you now?

[No-Halo]

Pics would be greatly appreciated too!!! :) We will tell you how to post any incriminating evidence!!!

I'm a little behind but Welcome, I know you'll be able to add a lot of interesting coversation to the site! :clap:

Don't worry. we can show her how to use it and how to post....in No Man's Land!:clap:

Hey mrs-halo. Glad you joined in on the forum. I worked at H.P.D. in 90 anf 91and guess who dispatched then? lol. I worked the front desk. Hope you enjoy the messages posted and hopefully we will see some replies from you. I don't know you so I won't say "you know that boy you married ain't right?" lol- I just had to say that. Hope you enjoy people being fun on here too.

Welcome Mrs. Halo!!! Glad to see you finally joined. Finally someone to keep him in line!!! LOL

Glad to have 'the voice of reason' with us

(even if the hubby doesn't think it's such

a grand idea !)...................................

Such fun, such fun :D
:smt016 :kiss: :pantsdown:

[nooskye]

Hi Mrs. Halo ... Welcome and have fun torturing the hubby :D

[firefly]

[quote=No-Halo;209502]Thats right, I think Mrs Halo swayed them by using internet Jedi mind tricks. :smt118
Thanks Firefly and how much do I owe you now?[/quote A little rep would be nice! Just kidding!:laugh:

[Mrs-Halo]

He's really tricked everyone here. He must still be living in his star war days...

[Hermione]

Thanks Firefly and how much do I owe you now?


Whoa, hold it right there feller. There's money in this? Nobody told me -- I could schedule an extra few hours of being desperately in love if remuneration is involved. Harrison will understand.

[fuzzis]

He was talking some serious smack on Friday afternoon. I'm thinking that the boy is a little full of himself. :smt103

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

Whoa, hold it right there feller. There's money in this? Nobody told me -- I could schedule an extra few hours of being desperately in love if remuneration is involved. Harrison will understand.
Keep it on the hush side Hermione, she gets very nervous about losing the awesome catch she has when she reads posts such as this. :smt023

[No-Halo]

He was talking some serious smack on Friday afternoon. I'm thinking that the boy is a little full of himself. :smt103

fuzzis
:kissmy:

[No-Halo]

Hi Mrs. Halo ... Welcome and have fun torturing the hubby :D
Please don't get her started Nooskye :laugh:

[fuzzis]

:kissmy:

Bend over baby. Bend over. :kiss: (14 inches my ass:smt118 )

fuzzis

[carsalesguy]

ur ass is 14 inches?

[No-Halo]

Bend over baby. Bend over. :kiss: (14 inches my ass:smt118 )

fuzzis
I exaggerated a bit, the puppies neck only measured out to be 11". Were you able to get a collar for her?

[No-Halo]

ur ass is 14 inches?
Are you referring to the midget burro we're raising out back?

[fuzzis]

I exaggerated a bit, the puppies neck only measured out to be 11". Were you able to get a collar for her?

Her? I thought it was a him? If it's a her, then I could have gotten her the pink sparkly one. Instead I got her a red one with white paw prints.

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

Her? I thought it was a him? If it's a her, then I could have gotten her the pink sparkly one. Instead I got her a red one with white paw prints.

fuzzis
Oh so I'm supposed to be some kinda puppie expert now? :smt102

[fuzzis]

Oh so I'm supposed to be some kinda puppie expert now? :smt102

Uhhhhh...I figured you might know. You've only been looking at them for seven weeks. Is it a boy or a girl? I've been telling the cats that I'm going to get them a brother. They're gonna be a little upset about the change of plans.

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

Uhhhhh...I figured you might know. You've only been looking at them for seven weeks. Is it a boy or a girl? I've been telling the cats that I'm going to get them a brother. They're gonna be a little upset about the change of plans.

fuzzis
Well just cut her hair short and spikey, make her wear flannel shirts, a baseball cap then call her Butch.....waalaah!!

[carsalesguy]

Well just cut her hair short and spikey, make her wear flannel shirts, a baseball cap then call her Butch.....waalaah!!

after being 253 years old, you still can't tell a boy from a girl?

[fuzzis]

Well just cut her hair short and spikey, make her wear flannel shirts, a baseball cap then call her Butch.....waalaah!!

Voila.

Doesn't she already have short hair?

Is it really a girl?

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

after being 253 years old, you still can't tell a boy from a girl?
Ok ok, it's been a while!! :smt118

[No-Halo]

Voila.

Doesn't she already have short hair?

Is it really a girl?

fuzzis
Mrs Halo says she is a girl, I really thought it was a boy. :(

[fuzzis]

Mrs Halo says she is a girl, I really thought it was a boy. :(

Maybe you really are gay.

I suppose that's OK. Let me tell the girlies and the Grand-Sner...who already sent a blue themed card. :smt086

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

Maybe you really are gay.

I suppose that's OK. Let me tell the girlies and the Grand-Sner...who already sent a blue themed card. :smt086

fuzzis
Ok, next litter I'll spray paint the boys blue and the girls pink so I'll be able to keep them straight.

BTW...I'm not gay!!

[fuzzis]

Ok, next litter I'll spray paint the boys blue and the girls pink so I'll be able to keep them straight.

BTW...I'm not gay!!

Generally spray paint isn't need. Boy parts outside. Girl parts not visible. I assume you're familiar with what boy and girl parts look like...unless it's been so long since you last used yours that you can't quite recall. :smt102

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

Well on that note I'm headed to bed for some research!! :smt006

night

[carsalesguy]

Well on that note I'm headed to bed for some research!! :smt006

night

yeah ok you don't know what to do.

[Southern_Belle]

fuzz - when do you get cobbler? i am excited and want to see her!

and no halo - you really should know boys from girls!

[fuzzis]

fuzz - when do you get cobbler? i am excited and want to see her!

She comes home tomorrow. :clap: :clap: I'm taking her red collar back tonight and getting a pretty pink one. I can picture us walking down the street, her with her pretty pink collar and leash, me with my pretty pink purse. :smt118 Also picking up her crate tonight (although it will be way too big for her right now). I was explaining it all to the girlies this morning, and neither one of them looked real happy about it.

fuzzis

[carsalesguy]

or how about her biting your ankles while your walking her down the street, you having to drag her everywhere she goes, barking uncontrollably, wining, and peeing and pooping on your floors.......


just a thought

[fuzzis]

or how about her biting your ankles while your walking her down the street, you having to drag her everywhere she goes, barking uncontrollably, wining, and peeing and pooping on your floors.......


just a thought

I've thought about that too. :clap: Aaron and I were discussing such things last night.

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

or how about her biting your ankles while your walking her down the street, you having to drag her everywhere she goes, barking uncontrollably, wining, and peeing and pooping on your floors.......


just a thought
Just cause you do that to Michelle doesnt mean Cobbler will do it to Fuzzie. :clap:

[No-Halo]

fuzz - when do you get cobbler? i am excited and want to see her!

and no halo - you really should know boys from girls!
I do, I just never thought about picking it up and turning it over just to see what kinda collar to get. I figured the collar was for the other end. :smt118

[aaron]

Wait, I thought Cobbler was a boy?

[fuzzis]

Wait, I thought Cobbler was a boy?

I did too. Apparently No-Halo doesn't really know what a penis looks like.

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

Wait, I thought Cobbler was a boy?
I was wrong and now I'm paying the price.

I did too. Apparently No-Halo doesn't really know what a penis looks like.

fuzzis
You are a very mean woman. :smt118

[fuzzis]

You are a very mean woman. :smt118

I can be; I'm also pretty darn sweet...most of the time.

I'm feeling sorry for Mrs. Halo. If you thought Cobbler was a boy...what the hell has she had to endure for the last almost 20 years? :smt103 No wonder she keeps you on a short leash.

fuzzis

[aaron]

If he thought Cobbler was a boy, then he must have thought Mrs. Halo was a boy, which means....:kekeke:

[fuzzis]

If he thought Cobbler was a boy, then he must have thought Mrs. Halo was a boy, which means....:kekeke:

:smt103 :smt103 :smt103

fuzzis

[No-Halo]

I can be; I'm also pretty darn sweet...most of the time.

I'm feeling sorry for Mrs. Halo. If you thought Cobbler was a boy...what the hell has she had to endure for the last almost 20 years? :smt103 No wonder she keeps you on a short leash.

fuzzis

If he thought Cobbler was a boy, then he must have thought Mrs. Halo was a boy, which means....:kekeke:
Oh gawd, how am I ever gonna get outta this one?!! :smt105

[fuzzis]

Oh gawd, how am I ever gonna get outta this one?!! :smt105

Figure out how to change Cobbler into a boy? :laugh:

fuzzis

[Hermione]

NH, you say (real quick) -- "No, I knew Cobbler was a girl. I was just testing to see if anybody else did."
Hey, it's lame but at this point you don't have a lot of options. ;)

[No-Halo]

I already told you one time... :clap:

Well just cut her hair short and spikey, make her wear flannel shirts, a baseball cap then call her Butch.....waalaah!!

[No-Halo]

NH, you say (real quick) -- "No, I knew Cobbler was a girl. I was just testing to see if anybody else did."
Hey, it's lame but at this point you don't have a lot of options. ;)
Yep, it's looking bad for the home team!! :smt022

[Fish-Bait]

I am feeling sorry for you No-Halo, but they gotcha' "penned up" right now.

[Mrs-Halo]

Well if he had one to look at he would probably be able to tell a boy from a girl.....................

[No-Halo]

Such the comedian!! :smt118

[ynotme297]

just tell them that you thought it was one of them her-mat-a- fight thingys. might get away with it big guy. or not:laugh: