Wrestling Is Real,,,stupid!

[big john]

I have learned on other forums that i am part of,that there are thousands of grown people here in america that think PRO wrestling is real.
People who have been through school and can read and write and vote for gods sake,I have been arguing with these people today.This blows my mind,dont we have somewhere we can put folks like this?
This is the spookyest thing i have ever come across.
What do you guys think,should these people be allowed to vote or even go outside?:smt118

[Conveyor Belt]

I know people, personally, who've been to matches and seen with their own eyes the fake hits, etc, and still refuse to believe that it's staged. I don't know what to do with these people...

They watch matches, and whenever someone gets 'hit hard' they yell out 'OOOhhhh!!!' or 'THAT HURT!'... and I say, "You know it's fake, right", and they start telling me about how some guy died sometime and sometime someone got taken off by an ambulance... there's no convincing them... they worship at the house of the WFC or whatever wrestling is called these days.

[Baloo]

It's fake??? :smt103

[Fish-Bait]

Wrasslin's real.....:laugh:

[big john]

HA HA a boxer can get hit with a padded glove and swell up like a watermelon,but a wrestler can get hit with a ballbat and never swell.
Dem wraslers must be made out of magic meat.

[Baloo]

I grew up watching Hulk, Junk Yard Dog, Mean Gene Green and all the rest. I actually went to a match when I was about 12... I just KNEW it was REAL! :laugh: Big John, I hope that those people that you are debating with are just joking... My little nephew would tell you that fake when he was two... :smt118

[big john]

no,they wasn't joking i got cussed out real good by a bunch of em.

[EricStratton]

Big John,

How dare you get on here and spread these vicious lies? You're goin to hell with the evolutionists and the Mormons for this.

Whatcha gonna do when the big man upstairs comes a lookin for you, brother? Oooohhh Yeeeaaaahhhh! I'm gonna watch you bleed, daddy, all night long! Can u smell what Stratton is cookin?

[Baloo]

no,they wasn't joking i got cussed out real good by a bunch of em.


Big John, that is the best laugh that I have had all day! :laugh: They need to come on over to MH and stir up some new stuff around here... :smt118

[Fish-Bait]

I found this thread just now from back in 2005. There is a link at the bottom of this page showing relative threads......I dropped my freakin' pizza and tea is now covering my monitor...LMAO!!!! I wish I would have known about this...http://www.myhattiesburg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6417
what get's me now is that they were not any replies.:smt102 :laugh:

[big john]

LMAO,I knew this was comming:laugh:

[EricStratton]

How could you think this guy was fake? He's almost 100 years old and still wraslin!

http://www.askthelawguy.info/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ricflair.jpg

[Baloo]

I wonder if Noway has any pictures?

[EricStratton]

Midget wrestling is real. Believe me. Them suckers is T-U-F-F!

[big john]

dang!I missed midget wraslin? now that would have been fun.

[Baloo]

:oops: ... point taken fotno... I was a little cranky on that other thread... :smt105

[Baloo]

ES, who is that guy?

[EricStratton]

Just how old is "THE NATURE BOY"?

I don't know, brother, but he's still stylin and profilin', WOOOOOOOOO!

[EricStratton]

ES, who is that guy?

Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair. The greatest entertainer EVER!

[big john]

now don't get me wrong,I think these guys are great entertainers,I liked JYD and ted debeose?how do you spell his name?uuuh the freebirds,duggan,mr.wraslin 2,the grappler.one man gang andre the giant,kabuki,harley race cowboy bob kelly.great fun.

[EricStratton]

Just how old is "THE NATURE BOY"?

After carbon dating this picture, I have determined that Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair is 388 years old.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Ric%2520Flair.jpg&usg=AFrqEzdl1zDfylP9BsqCKJPVJ6QDlIml4Q

[Baloo]

fotno, we must have sat next to each other on the short bus... :-D

[Baloo]

ES, that picture will give me nightmares for a week... he looks rough! More ammo for Big John's crazy bunch who thinks it's real!

[big john]

who dat?
http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/dick_murdock.jpg

[Fish-Bait]

who dat?
http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/dick_murdock.jpg
Dick Murdock??

[big john]

correct fishbait!

[big john]

here's dusty
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesR/rhodes_dusty.jpg

[Baloo]

here's dusty
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesR/rhodes_dusty.jpg


Big John, he needs to go on the cross dressing since he was a little girl thread! :laugh:

[ynotme297]

ya, know when i was growin up in houston tx. we used to watch it all the time. the good guys in houston, were the bad guys in dallas. found that out when we went to dallas to visit family. go figure.:-D

[B.T. Justice]

Anybody here been following wrestling in Hattiesburg long enough to remember Cowboy Bob Kelly?

Who was his nemeses?

[Booshay]

According to what I found, Ric Flair is 58....born February 25th, 1949. And supposedly, his real name is Richard Morgan Fliehr.

[Baloo]

B.T. Justice, I think that he was the guy we went to see when I was a kid... I can't remember the rest of them though... Something America..? Wow, that was a long time ago!

[Booshay]

Anybody here been following wrestling in Hattiesburg long enough to remember Cowboy Bob Kelly?

Who was his nemeses?Any buffet within 40 miles?

[B.T. Justice]

B.T. Justice, I think that he was the guy we went to see when I was a kid... I can't remember the rest of them though... Something America..? Wow, that was a long time ago!

Only if your old enough to have gone to the Wade Kennedy Livestock Arena. Yes, it was along time ago.

[B.T. Justice]

Any buffet within 40 miles?
Probably correct!

[EricStratton]

Let's give props to the Boogey Woogie Man, too. As well as the great wraslin managers Jim Cornett and Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart.

[Booshay]

Ahh the good ole days....JYD, Bruiser Brody, Gino Hernandez, Mr Wrestling 2, The Grappler, Skandar Akbar, The Koloffs, George The Animal Steele, and my favorite, The Missing Link.

[dollfus46]

I have learned on other forums that i am part of,that there are thousands of grown people here in america that think PRO wrestling is real.
People who have been through school and can read and write and vote for gods sake,I have been arguing with these people today.This blows my mind,dont we have somewhere we can put folks like this?
This is the spookyest thing i have ever come across.
What do you guys think,should these people be allowed to vote or even go outside?:smt118

I tole ya 6 mos ago everybody shouldn't have the right to vote and I thought there was gonna be a lynchin'.

It's fake??? :smt103

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!-Larry



I found this thread just now from back in 2005. There is a link at the bottom of this page showing relative threads......I dropped my freakin' pizza and tea is now covering my monitor...LMAO!!!! I wish I would have known about this...http://www.myhattiesburg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6417
what get's me now is that they were not any replies.:smt102 :laugh:

I've got milk shooting out of my nose.

dang!I missed midget wraslin? now that would have been fun.

Naw man, it's the women midgets who are hot!

[Guru]

Anybody here been following wrestling in Hattiesburg long enough to remember Cowboy Bob Kelly?

Who was his nemeses?

Hippie Mike Boyette and the Blue Yankee.

[Guru]

I remember Jake The Snake from way back.

I ran into that guy and his wife in an "Atlanta Underground" bar years ago. He was huge. My brother and I were several liquors deep and I told my brother, "You know, I think if I get on top of the bar, get a running start and spear him in the head I could take him..." My brother turned around to the bartender and said, "Check please!"

[Fish-Bait]

I ran into that guy and his wife in an "Atlanta Underground" bar years ago. He was huge. My brother and I were several liquors deep and I told my brother, "You know, I think if I get on top of the bar, get a running start and spear him in the head I could take him..." My brother turned around to the bartender and said, "Check please!"
He woulda' had you in the FIGURE 4 in NO-TIME!!!!!:smt023 :-D But he woulda' DDT'D your ass first!!:smt118

[B.T. Justice]

Hippie Mike Boyette and the Blue Yankee.

No, The Spoiler.

[bpitt]

Dusty Rhoades my friends, it all begins and ends with him.

[58ford]

Anybody remember "The Junk Yard Dawg"?

[bpitt]

yeah, he was cool, as was hacksaw jim dugan.

[bpitt]

Of course, the greatest ever was Andre the Giant, God rest his soul.

[bpitt]

Looks like he had good taste in women. Oh, he was 50 and still wrestling? They don't make men like that no more.

[EricStratton]

Looks like he had good taste in women. Oh, he was 50 and still wrestling? They don't make men like that no more.

Two words: RIC FLAIR

One need not be quick and agile to deliver a vicious backhand slap to the chest.

[Booshay]

The most famous wrestler of old to hit Hattiesburg was Mario Galento.
I watched him live at Tiger Statium long about 1955-57. He was both villian and hero. Looked sort'a like a Mexican bandit (Zorro) with long black hair and a Snivley Whiplash mustache. http://www.lancerussell.com/photopop.php?pid=88n In this pic he was much younger than I remember. I think he was close to his 50's when I saw him wrestle.He kinda reminds me of Ricardo Mussiett. lol

[big john]

yeah! red or sonny west would have still been kickin his ass.

[jkspatty]

Don't beat me down over this, but I think NASCAR is just as REAL as wrestling...or wrastling..

[Fish-Bait]

Don't beat me down over this, but I think NASCAR is just as REAL as wrestling...or wrastling..
It's actually (WRASSLIN') write that down before Jimmy the Superfly Snooka catches ya' off gaurd.:laugh: :-D

[dream member]

John Cena is HOTT!

[dream member]

He's in the sports entertainment industry.

Back to talkin' about wrasslers. :)

Who remembers the Coal Miner's Glove?


Uh....I saw that the thread was about wrestling....last I heard he was a wrestler, but I guess you are the one who makes that call...thanks!!!! :)

[58ford]

Uh....I saw that the thread was about wrestling....last I heard he was a wrestler, but I guess you are the one who makes that call...thanks!!!! :)
I think the confusion comes from your misuse of the term Wrestler.
A "wrestler" is someone who wears headgear & a cup & attempts to pin his opponent without stepping out of a circular ring painted on the floor.
A "Rassler" is a professional entertainer who pumps up on steroids and stages mock fights in a boxing ring.

Look closely:
Wrestlers>http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:n8Lg31I80bL_kM:http://www.elac.edu/departments/athletics/wrestling/wrestling.jpg

Rasslers>http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HpYeUJ29G7iFwM:http://img.factmonster.com/images/home/wrestling-goldberg.jpg

Don't be embarrassed, many have made the same mistake.

[dream member]

Not embarrassed...I just wanted to make my comment about him. :) And doesn't the thread have wrestlers in it? And if Cena is a "rassler" then what is "wrassler" and if it's the same...didn't I just make a comment about someone in the industry? :) Ya got that tongue twister? :)

[Fish-Bait]

Hacksaw could, and still can, kick john cena's ass....

[dream member]

Hacksaw could, and still can, kick john cena's ass....

But he still looks good. ;)

[58ford]

I could kick John Cena's. All I'd have to do is doctor the script before the match.

[Fish-Bait]

I could kick John Cena's. All I'd have to do is doctor the script before the match.

HaaaaOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!:smt023

[XC9]

I find wrestling, rasslin, or wrasslin (whatever) to be a great soap opera. It's not the point if it is real or not. You put yourself in that soap opera mode and you are there for that time enjoying every part of it and pretending it is real for the moment. THAT is great entertainment. You just have to have an open mind. I KNOW that it is choreographed but accidents do happen and I am sure they get hurt quite often. Does anybody remember Barry Windham and how about Dick the bruiser. The funks and Von Erics? Whoa that goes way back.

[dream member]

I find wrestling, rasslin, or wrasslin (whatever) to be a great soap opera. It's not the point if it is real or not. You put yourself in that soap opera mode and you are there for that time enjoying every part of it and pretending it is real for the moment. THAT is great entertainment. You just have to have an open mind. I KNOW that it is choreographed but accidents do happen and I am sure they get hurt quite often. Does anybody remember Barry Windham and how about Dick the bruiser. The funks and Von Erics? Whoa that goes way back.


You are awesome! Thank you! :) And yes, he's VERY HOTT!!!

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20063/marine2.jpg

Yummy!!

[Booshay]

Bob Orton, Bob Roop, Hacksaw Butch Reed, Jimmy Garvin, Greg the Hammer Valentine, Mr Olympia, Dr Death Steve Williams, Magnum TA, Disco Inferno, Koko B Ware, Tony Atlas, Tully Blanchard, Ice Man King Parsons, Gary Hart, The Midnight Express, Paul Orndorf, The Rock'n'Roll Express, The Iron Shiek, Killer Khan, Kabuki and Mr Fuji, Ole and Arn Anderson, Chris Adams, Abdullah the Butcher, Bob Bachland, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Kamala, Gorgeous George, and not to be forgotten, Haystacks Calhoun.....aah the memories....I wish wrestling would at least make an attempt to appear real like they did way back when. Im sick of all the stupid and unbelievable story lines these days. And yes, I barely remember a coal miners glove match....looked like a welding glove but with metal knuckles, right?

[EricStratton]

Did anybody see the Rock n Roll express and the Midnight express go head-to-head in the Sports Arena at USM back in the mid to late 80's? My 'ol man took me, and it was great. Dr. Death was there. So was Ted Debiose (pre-Million Dollar Man days), Boogy Woogie man and others.

Also remember Ivan and Nakita Koloff and others coming to Reed Green a few years after that.

Fake or Real. Great Memories!

Booshay,

You covered most of the good ones except Rugged Ronnie Garvin, the man with the hands of stone.

Thanks.

[Booshay]

Did anybody see the Rock n Roll express and the Midnight express go head-to-head in the Sports Arena at USM back in the mid to late 80's? My 'ol man took me, and it was great. Dr. Death was there. So was Ted Debiose (pre-Million Dollar Man days), Boogy Woogie man and others.My granny took me over to the Sports Arena.....I guess I was probably 12 or so. To this day I still cant believe just how big Ted Debiase and Steve Williams were. Their necks were hugeeeeee. Oh yeah, we cant forget Kevin Sullivan, the Sheepherders Butch and Luke as well as The Road Warriors Animal and Hawk. RIP Hawk. Ohhhhh What A Rushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[EricStratton]

I met Ted Dibease a few years ago. He lives (or lived) in Clinton. Met him at a ballgame in which his son was playing. His head is enormous. Nice guy. Just laughed at me when I made a failed attempt to suplex him.

[Guru]

I saw Cowboy Bob Kelly, The Blue Yankee and Hippie Mike Boyette rassle at The Wade Kennedy Livestock and Sports Arena. Hooorah! Back in those days you had to be real careful where you sat and who you hollered for. I don't remember if Pine Street had been paved at that point.

[dollfus46]

Remember when that talentless, baby talking dude who used to play on TAXI got decked by the wrassler on a late night talk show for saying Wrasslin' was fake? That was funny!

[B.T. Justice]

He kinda reminds me of Ricardo Mussiett. lol
You must have rented property from Ricardo!

[EricStratton]

Remember when that talentless, baby talking dude who used to play on TAXI got decked by the wrassler on a late night talk show for saying Wrasslin' was fake? That was funny!

Andy Kauffman. He used to wrassle Jerry "The King" Lawler all the time.

"Thank you for the hallucination Famous Amos" Latka

[Booshay]

You must have rented property from Ricardo!LMAO not no, but hellllllllll no....Ive had to deal with him and some of his properties with my work though.

[XC9]

The Andy Kauffman story line was GREAT! I remember that too. I guess I am stupid but I always thought that part really did happen cause Kauffman was making fun of the rasslers. I think the king knew he could kick his ass and just wanted to show him. Boy, those were the good old days.

[dollfus46]

I ran into that guy and his wife in an "Atlanta Underground" bar years ago. He was huge. My brother and I were several liquors deep and I told my brother, "You know, I think if I get on top of the bar, get a running start and spear him in the head I could take him..." My brother turned around to the bartender and said, "Check please!"

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.!-Larry:clap:

[dollfus46]

I read all of these "wrasslin'" posts and have come to the conclusion you people just ain't right.

[Booshay]

Booshay, where's Iron Mike Sharp on your list? :)LMAO I forgot about him. He was the original Disco Inferno....15,000 wrestling matches---all losses.

Then we also have Killer Karl Cox and Leaping Lanny Poffo...(brother of Macho Man Randy Savage)

[EricStratton]

The lifetime loser of Mid-South Wrasslin: Randy Mulkey. Anybody remember him? He lost to somebody every Saturday morning. I just don't know if I could do that.....well, if they paid me well, I guess I'd do it.

[kevin]

Wrestling---It's makes me think of "you might be a redneck if jokes."

[EricStratton]

If you've ever "come off the top rope" on a family member......

[EricStratton]

If you've ever made a "diamond" symbol with your hands, put it over your head and done the "diamond cutter".....

(If you know what the "diamond cutter" is....)

[EricStratton]

If you've ever uttered the words "To be the man, you got to beat the man. WOOOOOOO!"....

[Booshay]

Holy Crap!!! How could I forget Hillbilly Jim and the best tag team ever....The Moondogs---Rex and Spot. It was pretty entertaining to see them with those big ole dog bones. Hmmm who else am I forgetting? Brutus the Barber, Doink the Clown, The Freebirds (Buddy Roberts, Terry Gordy, and yes, Micheal P.S. Hayes), Wild Bill Irwin, Tito Santana, Ricky Steamboat, Superstar Billy Graham, Sgt Slaughter (I hated him, stupid gimmick). How about those wacky announcers, Boyd Pierce, Reeser Smith, Mean Gene Okerland, Lord Alfred Hayes and Bobby the Brain Henan. Then we have the original divas of the ring...Precious, Sunshine, Missy Hyatt, Miss Elizabeth (RIP). Geez....the fact that I can remember so many names just goes to prove that I had no life, even as an 8 yr old kid. Im sure before its all said and done, I'll remember even more. And whats worse is, I actually have a Mr Wrestling 2 mask. Damn thats sad.

[EricStratton]

Good list Booshay....have you mentioned Cowboy Bill Watts, former wrassler and Mid-South Wrasslin announcer. He was great.

These names are takin' me back to my living room as a child on Saturday mornins. I can still hear Mom screaming, "Boys, one of you could be seriously injured from that DDT."

[CircusRide]

Here's why it's good regardless.....

http://www.stence.fsnet.co.uk/stacykeibler019.jpg

[CircusRide]

Need another reason to watch? How about this.......
http://www.hotterbabes.com/celebrities/pictures/StacyKeibler/nude/stacy_keibler_008.jpg

[EricStratton]

Yeeeaaaahhhh!

http://www.amyaction.com/rsing.jpg

[CircusRide]

Crap....Ace has really put on the weight!!!

[EricStratton]

Alright EricStratton...I challenge you.

Steel Cage Match with the Coal Miner's Glove suspended over the ring.

The winner will be crowned MyHattiesburg Champion of the world.

I'll be stylin' and profilin' my way down the ring...flying in the finest jets in the world, wearing $900 Armanti suits...and whether you like it, or you don't like it....WHOOOOOOOOO....LEARN TO LOVE IT because it is the best thing goin' today....

Doc,

Let me tell you somthin, brother. There won't be but one doctor standin on that night, and that will be the doctor standin over your bloody carcass when I drop the PEOPLE'S ELBOW on you, stomp a mudhole in your ass, and walk....that....sucker....dry. WANT SOME.......GET SOME!!!

(Let's go, Princess.) (Princess is my hot, sidekick bimbo.)

[EricStratton]

This ain't no garden party, brother, this is wrestling, where only the strongest survive.

And in this dance, I am a kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, jet flying, limosine riding, son of a gun who's kissed all the girls and made them cry! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Woooooo!

Diamonds are forever, and so is TheDoc! Wooooooo!

Because I'm TheDoc- and you're not!

This is TheDoc country...and I've got three words for you: all night long! Woooooo! They don't call me the dirtiest player in the game for nothing.

And me and my possie (Z, et al.), we drink a little harder, stay a little longer, party 'til dawn, and keep going strong.

**Cuts to a commercial, but I keep ramblin' without a real cohesive point**

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

You're a freakin nut! You've been hangin round too many crazy people....I mean emotionally challenged (whatever the PC term is). Or, maybe it's the river? It sure was a turning point in my life.:smt118

[EricStratton]

Doc,

You been talkin' to much. Time for MR. SOCKO!

http://img.freeforumzone.it/upload/685210_mick%20foley.jpg

[Booshay]

Cowboy Bill Watts, Percy Pringle, Brother Luv, Harlem Heat, The Funks, The Guerreos, The Von Erichs (sick of them), Brad Armstrong, Irwin R Shiester......damn how many more are there stuck in my brain???

[EricStratton]

La Piece de WOOOOOOOO!
http://www.fullwrestling.com/Disegni/Flairwooo.jpg

[EricStratton]

Doc,

This piece represents struggle, grace, the wisdom gained with age and experience....who am I kiddin? This represents a lifetime of backhand chops and rope to rope struttin! WOOOOOOOOO!

[EricStratton]

So that's where you learned to dress, Doc!

[XC9]

Yeeeaaaahhhh!

http://www.amyaction.com/rsing.jpg

Is this scary sherry?

[Booshay]

Anybody remember when Sid broke his leg on tv by jumping off the top rope? Geez that pretty nasty looking, that was one replay that I never watched.

[Booshay]

Doc, Stratton....why dont yall have the gimmick match to end all gimmick matches? A steel caged, loser leave town, shave the hair, ladder, coal miner glove, table, cowbell, 2 out of 3 pinfalls, pinfalls count anywhere, no dq, no timelimit, valet for a day, lumberjack, television time remaining match. Im sure theres more that could be added. It starts off with a double decker steel cage, with the lumberjacks outside (just in case you do get out early) on the top cage you have the coal miner glove hung up...but there you have the ladder to get to it. On the bottom cage is where the table is....but you have to manage all this while being tied together with a rope and a cowbell attached to the center of it. Whoever loses has to shave his head, be the winners valet for a day, then leave town for 90 days only to come back here with an a cheezy alias while wearing my Mr Wrestling 2 mask...might I suggest "The Peoples Poster", "Poster of Doom"...you know, something that sounds badass. Just be careful during the match...Im sure someone will try to throw some "fire" into your eyes or some of that mysterious white powder that use to be so common. Lets not forget about the possibilities of being "jumped" backstage before the match....stay on yalls toes. The title is on the line....defend it well.

[EricStratton]

Doc, Stratton....why dont yall have the gimmick match to end all gimmick matches? A steel caged, loser leave town, shave the hair, ladder, coal miner glove, table, cowbell, 2 out of 3 pinfalls, pinfalls count anywhere, no dq, no timelimit, valet for a day, lumberjack, television time remaining match. Im sure theres more that could be added. It starts off with a double decker steel cage, with the lumberjacks outside (just in case you do get out early) on the top cage you have the coal miner glove hung up...but there you have the ladder to get to it. On the bottom cage is where the table is....but you have to manage all this while being tied together with a rope and a cowbell attached to the center of it. Whoever loses has to shave his head, be the winners valet for a day, then leave town for 90 days only to come back here with an a cheezy alias while wearing my Mr Wrestling 2 mask...might I suggest "The Peoples Poster", "Poster of Doom"...you know, something that sounds badass. Just be careful during the match...Im sure someone will try to throw some "fire" into your eyes or some of that mysterious white powder that use to be so common. Lets not forget about the possibilities of being "jumped" backstage before the match....stay on yalls toes. The title is on the line....defend it well.

I don't wanna fight Doc, 'cause I know he don't wanna fight me. 'Cause he knows that he wont' just lose the match but that I'll take his heart, his soul, and is dignity, too. Doc don't wanna write a prescription his ass can't fill. He's afraid he might get a 1000 mg of whoop ass himself.

CAN YOU DIG IT?

[EricStratton]

Stratton, your lips are writing checks your body can't cash son! WOOOOOOO!!!!!

Action talks, bullsh*t walks! 'CAUSE ERIC STRATTON SAYS SO!

[EricStratton]

Well, step back and see what's causin' all this! WOOOOOO!!!!

Doc,

I've got no time for you. It's hard work bein' this damn pretty and havin' to manage all my cash and keepin' my stable in order at the same time...

[EricStratton]

Doc,

You know you'd rather run through hell with gasoline drawers on than mess with The Stratton, brother!

You'd rather sandpaper a lion's ass than stand toe-to-toe with The Stratton, big daddy!

IT IS WHAT IT IS!