Get Zwinky!

[wilebill]

Get Zwinky!

Get Zwinky!

Get Zwinky!

Get Zwinky!

Get Zwinky!

Get Zwinky!

Get Zwinky!

Get Zwinky.com

What the hell!? They're spending a ton of money advertising on national TV for whateverinthehell this website is supposed to be.

Maybe MH needs a catchy jingle. I bet 58ford could do a good one.

[Astra]

Apply directly to forehead?

[Conveyor Belt]

It was SO annoying, I went to the site just to see WTF it was... some teenager toolbar or some shit... I'm still not sure wtf it is, but I know I'm not downloading it...

[Astra]

The commercial made me think it was some annoying chat site. Anyone remember The Palace?

I'm mostly annoyed they co-opted Run DMC's "Tricky" for their theme song. Grr.

[58ford]

How about:
Where's the MH
My men wear MH or they wear nothing at all.
Got MH?
MH it's not just for breakfast any more!
MH the other white meat.
MH it's where you want to be.
I'd like to buy the world a MH
Just when you thought it was safe to back in the MH
Snap, Crackle & MH!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed MH.
Have it your way at MH.
MH the king of beers.
Live it's Saturday MH!
I coulda had a MH!
I can't believe I ate the whole MH.
MH Oh, yeah!
Whachootalkin'bout MH?
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is. MH
But, I just saved a ton on my MH.
Space the final MH
We're two wild & crazy MHers
One small step for man. One giant leap for MH
MH, It just keeps on going and going and going and going
How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a MH?
MH the freshmaker!
Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap, clap)...the MH

[Fish-Bait]

How about:
Where's the MH
My men wear MH or they wear nothing at all.
Got MH?
MH it's not just for breakfast any more!
MH the other white meat.
MH it's where you want to be.
I'd like to buy the world a MH
Just when you thought it was safe to back in the MH
Snap, Crackle & MH!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed MH.
Have it your way at MH.
MH the king of beers.
Live it's Saturday MH!
I coulda had a MH!
I can't believe I ate the whole MH.
MH Oh, yeah!
Whachootalkin'bout MH?
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is. MH
But, I just saved a ton on my MH.
Space the final MH
We're two wild & crazy MHers
One small step for man. One giant leap for MH
MH, It just keeps on going and going and going and going
How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a MH?
MH the freshmaker!
Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap, clap)...the MH
Have another bourbon on me!:alchoholic:

[58ford]

Oh, I forgot:
You got MH in my peanut butter! You got peanut butter on my MH!