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SoMissTV
05-20-2007, 08:54 PM
From USAToday.com (http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2007-05-20-nws-retirements_N.htm):

David Johnson, the director, and John Jones, the deputy director, plan to bow out at the end of June, according to an internal memo they sent Friday to staff of the nation's weather agency.


I hope this doesn't mean that we should expect disruptions in the nation's weather. We can only hope that the NWS has a clear succession plan in order to maintain this country's diverse and unique weather patterns.
cubby 1
05-20-2007, 08:56 PM
Nah, they'll get pissy and sit on the weather button.
EricStratton
05-20-2007, 08:56 PM
From USAToday.com (http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2007-05-20-nws-retirements_N.htm):

David Johnson, the director, and John Jones, the deputy director, plan to bow out at the end of June, according to an internal memo they sent Friday to staff of the nation's weather agency.


I hope this doesn't mean that we should expect disruptions in the nation's weather. We can only hope that the NWS has a clear succession plan in order to maintain this country's diverse and unique weather patterns.

Silly, SoMiss. Everybody knows the Japanese and their little wind machine control the weather.
EricStratton
05-20-2007, 09:44 PM
I wish that Monsoon Maker, Max Mayfield would give it up! He's done a horrible job of halting hurricanes.

(alliteration can be fun!)
TheKing
05-20-2007, 10:15 PM
hurricanes originate from disrupted winds blowing off of the mountains of northern africa

japan is only good for panties from vending machines
SoMissTV
05-20-2007, 10:19 PM
japan is only good for panties from vending machines

You buy a lot of those?
EricStratton
05-20-2007, 10:46 PM
hurricanes originate from disrupted winds blowing off of the mountains of northern africa

japan is only good for panties from vending machines

Yeah...but haven't you heard...The japs got this little wind machine they put on the coast of Africa that supersizes the wind and sh*t.

I'll try to find a link.
EricStratton
05-20-2007, 11:21 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2005-09-20-wacky-weatherman_x.htm

Here's the link about the japanese mafia's hurricane machine....
TheKing
05-20-2007, 11:50 PM
You buy a lot of those?

only on the lonely nights :smt118
SoMissTV
05-20-2007, 11:53 PM
only on the lonely nights :smt118

Ew.
TheKing
05-20-2007, 11:54 PM
Ew.

theres a lot of those nights
EricStratton
05-20-2007, 11:58 PM
theres a lot of those nights

King? Dis you?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/175890401_22053d4423.jpg
TheKing
05-21-2007, 12:06 AM
yep...notice hte backup pair draped around my left arm?

those are your moms!
EricStratton
05-21-2007, 12:07 AM
yep...notice hte backup pair draped around my left arm?

those are your moms!

Misspelled "the"! Must be typing with one hand.:)
EricStratton
05-21-2007, 12:09 AM
BTW...I think that dude may also be the Japanese Mafia guy with the wicked wind machine?

(This thread has set a record for going downhill the fastest.)
TheKing
05-21-2007, 12:41 AM
and your mom set the record for going down the fastest


BOOYAH!
EricStratton
05-21-2007, 12:48 AM
and your mom set the record for going down the fastest


BOOYAH!

Yes...we are very proud of her.
Maggie-Doodle
05-21-2007, 10:45 AM
Back on topic, I am pretty sure that Max Mayfield has retired....probably a couple of months ago now....not for sure who took over the job thought...they did say but I forget...old timers disease you know! :)