Does anyone know when beaver season closes?

[Bluesman]

I'm afraid some people may have already met their bag limit.:laugh:

[carsalesguy]

beaver seasons ends after the elections

[cubby 1]

depends on which breed of beaver you are speaking of...

[Bluesman]

beaver seasons ends after the elections
I don't know how we will make it until the next season opens... Man 4 whole years.

[cubby 1]

There are so many varieties, such as:

bald
red
furry
red-furred
red bald

long-haired
short-haired

the list could go on and on...

[58ford]

http://www.mdwfp.com/Level2/Wildlife/hunting_limits.asp
Beaver is included in "Trapping" season, and there is no bag limit, so fire away!

[Fish-Bait]

There is a dead one by Green's Creek at hwy 11 north...must still be open season?

[TheKing]

i know of one with a dead career just off of old 11

[amanda]

LOLROTF!! I can't decide whether or not this should be moved from Off-Topic to After Hours. :)

Ya'll are sooooo bad! Noway's gonna come in here all mad and groan everyone!

[fuzzis]

I thought it was always beaver season for some folks. Guess not. :smt118

[pEtAl mIsFiT]

yeah me too fuzz... what the heck seasons to tag a beaver ha ha

[fuzzis]

Beaver season would explain noway's dry spell, though. :smt118

[amanda]

Beaver season would explain noway's dry spell, though. :smt118


What!?! Are beaver's endangered? Because nothing else could describe that kinda dry spell unless these animals were on the endangered species list and it was prohibited to kill them. :laugh:

[pEtAl mIsFiT]

i will have to remember that

oh yeah dear the season hasn't opened ha ha ha
or honey you know beaver season start this weekend

[58ford]

Beaver season would explain noway's dry spell, though. :smt118
I think maybe Noways Beaver season is different than others. Sort of like 'youth day" during dear season.

[Bluesman]

There are so many varieties, such as:

bald
red
furry
red-furred
red baldWhat in the hell? What is that a Mexican Hairless that is sun-burnt or what?

long-haired
short-haired

the list could go on and on...

Had to ask.

[cubby 1]

Had to ask.

That would be a bald one with red skin.... not red fur. These are the ones to stay away from. A very rare find. They have been known to be extra bitchy and violent. If you encounter one implement the RLH plan. Please exercise extreme caution when trapping, folks... it's wild out there.

[SoMissTV]

Season ends Aug 7th at 7:01pm.

[Bluesman]

That would be a bald one with red skin.... not red fur. These are the ones to stay away from. A very rare find. They have been known to be extra bitchy and violent. If you encounter one implement the RLH plan. Please exercise extreme caution when trapping, folks... it's wild out there.
Is that the kind that Jeff Foxworthy's cousin thought was dead but it was jus playin and bit his nipple off?:-D I laugh harder and harder everytime I listen to that CD.

[cubby 1]

not sure... but they are extra violent when they haven't eaten any wood in a while....

man, i'm gonna catch hell when i get home.... i should stop now....

[noway]

Wow!! I love all the Jokes.. :)


My beaver(22 yr old bi) has plenty for me and her... I really want to meet the chick in my avatar.. she is a HOT beaver..:)

[aaron]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9048/1181773346289lb7je1.gif

[big john]

I think some folks owe me some money,beaver is my word,honkys.

[cubby 1]

I think some folks owe me some money,beaver is my word,honkys.

check's in the mail.

[Bluesman]

check's in the mail.

So let me get this straight anytime anyone use's Big John's beaver they have to pay for it??? :laugh:

I thought that selling beavers was against the law.:eusa_clap

[cubby 1]

So let me get this straight anytime anyone use's Big John's beaver they have to pay for it??? :laugh:

I thought that selling beavers was against the law.:eusa_clap

First off, I'm not using Big John's beaver... I have one waiting for me at home. And yes, selling beavers is against the law.

Geez, the thought of renting that from Big John....

[big john]

I dont know what you guys are talkin about,It aint illegal to sell soft furry beavers.

[Bluesman]

First off, I'm not using Big John's beaver... I have one waiting for me at home. And yes, selling beavers is against the law.

Geez, the thought of renting that from Big John....

LMAO right now. I should hope not:p. Jus a joke.

Was pretty funny though if I do say so myself.
bsides John's are usually on the paying end anyway.

[cubby 1]

How clumsy of me.

[Fish-Bait]

How clumsy of me.
Jus' leave it to Beaver.:smt118

[cubby 1]

Jus' leave it to Beaver.:smt118

LOL!!!!!! I just fell out of my chair.

[petalgirl00]

There is a road in Michigan called Big Beaver Road...

[Fish-Bait]

Come to think of it, that dead Beaver on Hwy 11 North of Petal looked as if a WILECOYOTE had chewed it's tail off!

[Fish-Bait]

Wait a tick...I saw a green Beavermobile on Lincoln Road near Hwy 11 today...

NOOOOOOOOO....IT'S NOT YOUR TIME FURRY WOODLAND CREATURE!!!

Well, animal control picked it up a little while ago and took it to get examined....The DOC said it's time was up. Poor little Beaver, it's tail had been chewed too much.:laugh:

[Fish-Bait]

I saw on National Geographic once that beavers often try to take on opponents that they are really no match for in a fight. Poor little thing...he didn't have a chance, did he?

Nope...he just ain't got no wood anymore.:-D
Poor feller.

[No-Halo]

http://www.funnypictures.tv/html/animated-gifs/hobbies_entertainment/h000/h94/img200605191902200.jpg

[EricStratton]

If you can't hunt beaver....there's always skeet shootin'...

[No-Halo]

If you can't hunt beaver....there's always skeet shootin'...
Careful Stratton you could put an eye out. :smt018

[CircusRide]

http://www.zianet.com/tedmorris/dg/ShaveYourBeaver.jpg

[Bluesman]

I didn't realize there were so many avid beaver enthusiasts here on this board.

[58ford]

I've been a beaver enthusiast since 1971.

[Bluesman]

If T.Dale would campaign in this... Hell, I would even vote for him and I don't even live in his district.

[Bluesman]

:clap::clap::clap::clap:Newsflash :clap::clap::clap::clap:
Live from the campaign trail... It seems not that long ago beaver was ahead by a tail but his mouth seems to have gotten him in a little trouble and now is experiencing some minor setbacks.

[58ford]

Is anyone familiar with Kurt Vonnegut's drawings of beavers in his book Breakfast of champions?

[Bluesman]

Is anyone familiar with Kurt Vonnegut's drawings of beavers in his book Breakfast of champions?
No. Do you got a link?

[58ford]

No, I couldn't find a link, but he describes a sign in the book that says "wide open beavers inside" Then he describes men's fascination with wide open beavers & drew illustrations to show which kind of beavers he was referring to.
Vonnegut was a genius. We miss ya down here Kurt.

[58ford]

I found them. but decided just to post the one.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w293/58ford/beaver.gif

[EricStratton]

No, I couldn't find a link, but he describes a sign in the book that says "wide open beavers inside" Then he describes men's fascination with wide open beavers & drew illustrations to show which kind of beavers he was referring to.
Vonnegut was a genius. We miss ya down here Kurt.

I don't know that I've ever been fascinated with a "wide-open" beaver.....it takes a gun of a larger caliber than I'm packin' to kill a "wide-open" beaver....

[CircusRide]

Like throwing a Hot dog down a hallway!

[EricStratton]

Feeding a tic-tac to a whale...

[CircusRide]

http://teesplusmore.com/images/beaverhunter.jpg
My work uniform.

[Pirate_129]

Anyone know what's worse than a dead skunk on your piano? :smt118

[No-Halo]

Anyone know what's worse than a dead skunk on your piano? :smt118
??? :-D

[58ford]

Anyone know what's worse than a dead skunk on your piano? :smt118
A dead beaver on your organ?

[Fish-Bait]

Anyone know what's worse than a dead skunk on your piano? :smt118
One in your britches?:smt102