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Conveyor Belt
06-25-2007, 01:25 PM
Is there anything better than getting that PERFECT food?
Right now, I'm munching on the PERFECT piece of watermelon. I haven't had a perfect piece of watermelon in YEARS, if not longer. My perfect watermelon is firm throughout, no mealyness around the seeds. They're SO hard to find, and when I find one, it's bliss...
I love that perfect pineapple... succulent, juicy, mellow...
And that perfect peach... hours before it goes rotten... falls apart around the pit as you bite in and the juices run... oh, the JOY!!!
58ford
06-25-2007, 01:30 PM
Should this be moved to the relationships thread?
Is there anything better than getting that PERFECT food?
Right now, I'm munching on the PERFECT piece of watermelon. I haven't had a perfect piece of watermelon in YEARS, if not longer. My perfect watermelon is firm throughout, no mealyness around the seeds. They're SO hard to find, and when I find one, it's bliss...
I love that perfect pineapple... succulent, juicy, mellow...
And that perfect peach... hours before it goes rotten... falls apart around the pit as you bite in and the juices run... oh, the JOY!!!You sound so excited I hope your bike isn't close by.:-D
timforjesus
06-25-2007, 01:36 PM
i mean it could be worse... i can only have one bad visual a day...
Is there anything better than getting that PERFECT food?
Right now, I'm munching on the PERFECT piece of watermelon. I haven't had a perfect piece of watermelon in YEARS, if not longer. My perfect watermelon is firm throughout, no mealyness around the seeds. They're SO hard to find, and when I find one, it's bliss...
I love that perfect pineapple... succulent, juicy, mellow...
And that perfect peach... hours before it goes rotten... falls apart around the pit as you bite in and the juices run... oh, the JOY!!!
CB, I had some excellent watermelon last night. I can't say it was the best I've ever had. That best flavor comes later in July around here. But it was very good. :)
eyescene
06-25-2007, 06:59 PM
I love watermelon. Bought one at the country market by that pet shop....and it was rotten....mushy all inside. $6.00 down the drain.
I'm told Smith County watermelons are the best.
big john
06-25-2007, 07:08 PM
I want my magazine,dam it! I gave money to this,,,err sorry wrong thread.
kevin
06-25-2007, 07:15 PM
I'm told Smith County watermelons are the best.
Not only the Watermelon's but the men are all Handsome and the woman are all Beautiful.
Bluesman
06-25-2007, 07:21 PM
Yeah I like melons too! Nice, firm, sweet, melons. Not too large and not and not too small, somewhere in the middle is the best tastin size.:smt118
:clap:Git-r-dun:smt110
ynotme297
06-25-2007, 10:03 PM
You sound so excited I hope your bike isn't close by.:-D
dang red, you beat me to it.
ynotme297
06-25-2007, 10:05 PM
oh, cb, b/t/w i hope it didn't have a plug in it.:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
CircusRide
06-25-2007, 11:03 PM
I'm told Smith County watermelons are the best.
I can personally guarantee that! And this year they'll be small but sweet because of the dry weather.
CircusRide
06-25-2007, 11:05 PM
And all this time, I had CB figured as chitterling lover.
EricStratton
06-25-2007, 11:08 PM
Is sex with a watermelon a crime? I know it's probably not in Smith Co....but, in the real world, is it a crime?
CircusRide
06-25-2007, 11:10 PM
Not a crime but screwing a pumpkin is.
EricStratton
06-25-2007, 11:13 PM
Not a crime but screwing a pumpkin is.
just a regular pumpkin? Or a jack-o-lantern with human-like orophuses(?)?
timforjesus
06-25-2007, 11:15 PM
i always knew that beastiality was nasty and a crime.. so we're moving on to bikeality and fruitiality... my gosh... i'm never going to be the same...
i always knew that beastiality was nasty and a crime.. so we're moving on to bikeality and ... my gosh... i'm never going to be the same...
:fed2: Shield your eyes, tim :-D
fruitiality (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/117500/117551BGjf_w.jpg) :laugh:
crap, I can't get the link to work. It's Fruit Loops.
eyescene
06-26-2007, 11:33 AM
Oh jmb I love that site! but wheres the pic?
eyescene
06-26-2007, 11:38 AM
is this it?
http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?image=126398
No, it's a big pile of Fruit Loops. Try this (http://www.texascooking.com/gif/new/fruit_loops1.jpg) one.
When I first saw this thread...That PERFECT Food...I thought anything with cheese. :)
eyescene
06-26-2007, 11:54 AM
OK! Check out this page. I couldn't pick which pic to link, (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6264&display=photoshop) so the whole page is weird....hahahha! Thanks jmb I forgot that site years back.
OK! Check out this page. I couldn't pick which pic to link, (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6264&display=photoshop) so the whole page is weird....hahahha! Thanks jmb I forgot that site years back.
Oooohhh...I'd forgotten about those. I love the kiwi mouse!!! I clicked here (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6264&display=photoshop#entries) and got them all to load. You may have to click "view all" or it may take you there directly.
dollfus46
06-26-2007, 02:54 PM
And all this time, I had CB figured as chitterling lover.
Is that like a chitlin'?
The pussification of America: Chitterling and Bologna instead of Chitlins and Balony.
dollfus46
06-26-2007, 02:55 PM
And all this time, I had CB figured as chitterling lover.
Is that like a chitlin'?
The pussification of America: Chitterling and Bologna instead of Chitlins and Balony.
dollfus46
06-26-2007, 03:01 PM
And all this time, I had CB figured as chitterling lover.
Chitterling? Here, have a hankie.
What is a Chitterling? I think that's a bug that makes you itch like the dickens. Or is it similar to a Chitlin'?:smt118
dollfus46
06-26-2007, 03:03 PM
Is sex with a watermelon a crime? I know it's probably not in Smith Co....but, in the real world, is it a crime?
Not to worry, bronze god, I won't tell.:smt118
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