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Conveyor Belt
06-30-2007, 05:10 AM
http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070626/News01/70627006

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) — Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.

He immediately grabbed the person's wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

"I guess he thought I was an easy mark," Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.

He's anything but an easy mark: Barnes served in the Marines, was an accomplished Golden Gloves boxer and retired after 20 years as an iron worker.

The full article is great! Man, I love it when somebody beats the sh!t out of a criminal!

Guru
06-30-2007, 12:32 PM
Confrontationalist squelches Antagonist.
High 5s.
Hot Dogs.
Cold Dr. Pepper.
A beautiful sunset holding hands.
Wait? Who got the girl?
Well heck, it's always in the script.

Bluesman
06-30-2007, 11:58 PM
Maybe they ought to let the Grandpa look into solving this immigratin fiasco.

bpitt
07-02-2007, 04:26 PM
That man has my respect! Somebody pin a medal on him!

58ford
07-02-2007, 04:27 PM
cool.

bpitt
07-02-2007, 04:30 PM
Kickin' ass, it should be a national pasttime, wait, it is.

timforjesus
07-02-2007, 05:23 PM
memo to self...if i ever come into contact with that guy... it would be a great idea to refrain from stealing his wallet...