20 dates for under $20

[aaron]

It's the weekend, so how about 20 dates for under $20. Ohh, this has nothing to do with cheap hookers.

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/20175/20-dates-for-under-20

[Conveyor Belt]

aaron, what's with you and your 102 ways to do 102 things lists lately?

[bpitt]

Dang, they got rings for under $20 now?

[58ford]

Yeah, fun, fun. But the truth is unless you're hotter than a 2 dollar pistol, or she's been beat with the ugly stick, most chicks ain't gonna put out for any $20.

[fuzzis]

$20 is probably still out of Noway's price range...

[58ford]

Sorry, I forgot about Fuzzis.

[aaron]

aaron, what's with you and your 102 ways to do 102 things lists lately?

I love lists. It's web writing at it's finest. Short to the point information.

[jmb]

Did you read the comments? :-D

[fuzzis]

Did you read the comments? :-D

Uhhh...that's great, but what if you're not gay. :laugh:

[58ford]

Do gay people date?
I thought they just hung out in rest areas and Desoto Ntl. Forest.................and 206.

[fuzzis]

Do gay people date?
I thought they just hung out in rest areas and Desoto Ntl. Forest.................and 206.

I think I know someone who hangs out at 206.....hmmmmmmm.....

[Pop]

I saw this article on Yahoo earlier today but I would like to add comments remember, not dis-ing any one or anything its just for fun.
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1. Find the best happy hour in town.<O:p</O:p
Hope it’s not a first date, is the bar where you want to impress!<O:p</O:p
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2. Go to a museum.<O:p</O:p
Lets see we have the Mississippi Armed Forces museum at camp Shelby, museum of… and there is the museum of… and don’t forget the museum of… well we do have one! Hope my date likes romantic military stuff.<O:p</O:p
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3. Visit your local zoo.<O:p</O:p
Well that killed an hour! How about happy hour hun?<O:p</O:p
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4. Go on a romantic hike.<O:p</O:p
Oh yeah long leaf trace. Let’s see pepper spray, stun gun, personal alarm, Spanish to English dictionary and emergency services phone numbers programmed in cell phone. Check.<O:p</O:p
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5. Go swimming at your local pool, lake or beach.<O:p></O:p>
Have you seen me in a swim suit don’t think so, I would like a chance for a second date!<O:p</O:p
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6. Beat the heat with an ice cream date.<O:p></O:p>
Dang, can’t get to the counter that just-Wynn guy is pigging out on the new Duff & D'oh-Nuts Icecream.<O:p</O:p
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7. Hit the dollar movie theater.<O:p</O:p
Yeah, the Clover leaf theaters…… Oh yeah they closed, what about happy hour?<O:p</O:p
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8. Take a downtown walking tour.<O:p</O:p
Depending on what time group dates only (see # 4)<O:p</O:p
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9. Plan a cheap picnic.<O:p</O:p
Atta boy Boo Boo!!<O:p</O:p
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10. Take a blanket to the beach..<O:p</O:p
I’ll put down the blanket and you watch out for the casino security guard!<O:p</O:p
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11. Stroll through the botanical gardens.<O:p</O:p
Hey Buba does he mean the woods???<O:p</O:p
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12. Be a kid again.<O:p</O:p
Last time I did that, it got me arrested and a free trip to Whitfield (boy them people is nice they gave me a new jacket to wear)!<O:p</O:p
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13. Build a bonfire.<O:p</O:p
Not a recommended (good idea) in the state of Florida or <ST1:p<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comhttp://www.myhattiesburg.com/forums/ /><st1:country-region w:st=Georgia</st1:country-region>, <st1:State w:st=" /><st1:State w:st="on">Utah.</st1:State></ST1:p<O:p</O:p
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14. Rent something.<O:p</O:p
For 20 bucks ???
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15. Paint pottery together.<O:p</O:p
OOOh! like in the movie “Ghost” (NOT)<O:p</O:p
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16. Pitch a tent.<O:p</O:p
Would that be an outdoor tent or… never mind!!!<O:p</O:p
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17. Go wine tasting.<O:p</O:p
See #14 (here we go with the drunk date again!!)<O:p</O:p
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18. Take a scenic drive.<O:p</O:p
Have you bought gas lately !!! (20 bucks will get me to the end of the neighborhood!!)<O:p</O:p
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19. Explore local galleries and artists.<O:p></O:p>
Boy I hope she likes Swans!!!!!<O:p</O:p
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20. Rack 'em up at your local pool joint.<O:p</O:p
Roper’s, dang back to the bar again. I’m calling AA.<O:p</O:p

[Hermione]

You know, going by that list, this really isn't a very good date town. How about dates for under $100?

Dinner at 206 (hey, I love that place) followed by a movie and a nightcap decaf at JavaWerks.

Dinner at Brownestone's followed by a play at USM, nightcap decaf at JW. (start a tradition, plus the sofas at JW are comfy.)

THEN do the picnic, but include a really good bottle of wine. However, I won the heart of the last person I dated solely on the strength of my killer deviled eggs. ;)

[TheKing]

deviled eggs?

prove it

[Hermione]

Sugar, you too young.

[HottyToddy]

I read that the first time and thought it said "devil legs." I said to myself "well, yeah, that'll do it."

I have to ask... has anyone ever done the pottery thing? Surely the movie Ghost tricked a few people into that date idea.

But really? A discount movie? You can't even shell out the cash for a couple of movie tickets? Well, if you're one of those classy gents that wanna make the lady feel special then I guess a dollar movie ticket and a 5 dollar bottle of wine is the way to go. ;)

[aaron]

Note that this probably isn't first date material. Also note that going to the dollar store can be made fun by the right person.

[wilebill]

However, I won the heart of the last person I dated solely on the strength of my killer deviled eggs. ;)I could see that working.

You are talking about eating them, right? :smt118

[chaz]

Yeah, fun, fun. But the truth is unless you're hotter than a 2 dollar pistol, or she's been beat with the ugly stick, most chicks ain't gonna put out for any $20.

With a bottle of two buck chuck and $20 in my pocket, I always have a good time on Mobile Street.

[carsalesguy]

i know a tube of lube ain't that much-

[LipsofanAngel]

i know a tube of lube ain't that much-
if you're doin it right then you won't even have to shell out for the lube.

[pimpalert]

I think motion lotion is going for about $7.00.

[carsalesguy]

if you're doin it right then you won't even have to shell out for the lube.


i do do it right.. you haven't complained yet

[LipsofanAngel]

i do do it right.. you haven't complained yet
cause I'm waiting for you to begin...? oh, wait... you mean you did? :smt102

[fuzzis]

cause I'm waiting for you to begin...? oh, wait... you mean you did? :smt102

Oh damn, Lippy! It's his birthday. Ya coulda gone easy on him...at least tonight. :smt118

[carsalesguy]

cause I'm waiting for you to begin...? oh, wait... you mean you did? :smt102

WTF was all this about being sad that i was going offshore and blah blah blah

[LipsofanAngel]

WTF was all this about being sad that i was going offshore and blah blah blah
ha! nah, I know when offshore boy gets goin ;)

oh, and Happy Birthday Carboy :)

[pimpalert]

Pimp started off working offshore and he prefers the onshore drillin the best.

[dasmybaby]

wonder if cubby read that list....

[Guru]

Somehow Happy Meal springs to my dirty little mind.