View Full Version : Moose are ruining the Environment!!!
Fish-Bait
08-22-2007, 12:57 PM
O.K. how do you measure moose flatulence? I mean, what do you do, cover up their booty and hang a fart measurer on it.........????:laugh::laugh::smt103
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294032,00.html
Researchers in Norway claim a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year, equivalent to the amount of CO2 caused by an 8,077-mile car trip, der Spiegel reported.
ComputerDude
08-22-2007, 01:26 PM
What's the worse job? Measuring moose flatulence, or mop-boy at a peep show?
Fish-Bait
08-22-2007, 01:28 PM
What's the worse job? Measuring moose flatulence, or mop-boy at a peep show?
I dunno, tough call.:-D
Bluesman
08-22-2007, 07:59 PM
This guy is in secret govt. training for the measuring of moose farts::-D
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items183/2475.jpg
Fish-Bait
08-22-2007, 08:04 PM
This guy is in secret govt. training for the measuring of moose farts::-D
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items183/2475.jpg
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::lol::lol::lol: Don't they know Jesus ain't a baby anymore!!!!!
Bluesman
08-22-2007, 08:12 PM
They letting it show up on my puter but put that funny baby jesus stuff in there when everyone else looks at it... well here is the pic anyway.....
them self righteous tirds.
politically incorrect
08-22-2007, 08:25 PM
JimmyJam might be a greater threat to the environment than a moose! He can burn up the atmosphere, that's for sure.:smt118
politically incorrect
08-22-2007, 08:26 PM
Bluesman, don't make Baby Jesus cry. Quit stealing the darned bandwith!:smack:
Bluesman
08-22-2007, 08:33 PM
Bluesman, don't make Baby Jesus cry. Quit stealing the darned bandwith!:smack:
it wasn't me... I was holding it for a friend.:smt102
kevin
08-22-2007, 08:33 PM
Boy the things we do in the name of Science!
politically incorrect
08-22-2007, 08:36 PM
Boy the things we do in the name of Science!
Yeah, who originally had the thought: Gosh, we ought to study moose farts! :smt103
Bluesman
08-22-2007, 08:38 PM
Those crazy Dems....
58ford
08-22-2007, 08:40 PM
What's the worse job? Measuring moose flatulence, or mop-boy at a peep show?
Hmmmmm...........Rosie O'Donnell's fluffer?
Sister Golden Hair
08-22-2007, 09:31 PM
huh! I hope the Norwegians are paying for the fart meter-( Oh my gosh, my grandmother taught us that fart was inappropriate and we must call it "stepping on a frog)
CircusRide
08-22-2007, 10:36 PM
I'd love to have a fart gauge! Imagine the fun at parties! Family gatherings!
You should stop listening to those redneck morning guys.
Fish-Bait
08-22-2007, 11:00 PM
You should stop listening to those redneck morning guys.
Upon your statement one would think that you may listen to them also.:kekeke:
Bluesman
08-22-2007, 11:04 PM
Upon your statement one would think that you may listen to them also.:kekeke:
I concur. Also, would you happen to possess any Grey Poupon?:smt102
Upon your statement one would think that you may listen to them also.:kekeke:
I heard about 30 seconds of that conversation this morning on the way to work. When it dawned on me that I was listening to a conversation about moose farts, I started flipping through stations. When I made it back to that station about a minute and a half later, they were STILL talking about moose farts.
There was not much to talk about this morning, I guess.
Bluesman
08-22-2007, 11:08 PM
I heard about 30 seconds of that conversation this morning on the way to work. When it dawned on me that I was listening to a conversation about moose farts, I started flipping through stations. When I made it back to that station about a minute and a half later, they were STILL talking about moose farts.
There was not much to talk about this morning, I guess.
Yeah, just a lot of HOT AIR:kekeke:
CircusRide
08-22-2007, 11:24 PM
Man, I bet I can push some serious PSI's tonight!
Fish-Bait
08-22-2007, 11:26 PM
Did you happen to have Red Beans and Hot Sauce???.....and beer, I almost forgot.
CircusRide
08-22-2007, 11:39 PM
http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i/03/10/burritos.s.jpg
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