Senator Craig says I am not gay

[Sister Golden Hair]

Another scandal ( of course, he is not guilty, yet)

by the way- I had no idea that there was code signals for picking up men in the toilet. Any lady next to me puts her foot in my stall and I am going to STOMP it-

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294953,00.html


Craig, who was taken into custody on June 11 by a plainclothes officer investigating reports of lewd conduct in the restroom, said he pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge in an effort to suppress a story — pursued by his home-state newspaper — that he has secretly engaged in gay trysts.
Craig said the story has been following him for nearly a year.
"For eight months leading up to June 11th my family and I had been relentlessly and viciously harassed by the Idaho Statesman. If you saw the article today, you know why. Let me be clear: I am not gay. I never have been gay," Craig said in a news conference in his hometown of Boise.
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[SoMissTV]

Why does he care whether or not you are gay?

[ynotme297]

Why does he care whether or not you are gay?
hehehe, i was thinking the same thing:kekeke:

[Sister Golden Hair]

He probably doesn't, I left out the quotes for brevity-smarty pants

[Fish-Bait]

She is gonna run over ya'll on her tractor. That's if she don't catch ya'll in traffic first.

[SoMissTV]

He probably doesn't, I left out the quotes for brevity-smarty pants

brevity v. clarity: clarity wins.

[Sister Golden Hair]

Fix it for me then smart a** if your so upset about it...didn't realize we were in a pissin' writing contest here.

[SoMissTV]

Fix it for me then smart a** if your so upset about it...didn't realize we were in a pissin' writing contest here.

I'm not upset, but rather amused. I like the way it reads right now.

[fuzzis]

I don't quite get the hypocrisy. You know...I wish it was OK for us to be whoever it is that we are. Life would be a bit easier if we didn't have to hide behind a facade.

[Sister Golden Hair]

I find you amusing as well. Let me ask- are you male or female, Somisstv? Does that stand for Souther Mississippi TV like Miss Southern Miss TV ( as in a beauty contest winner) or as in a tv station?

[mac]

Wow. Talk about a perfect example of when quotation marks would've come in handy...

It's a joke. I didn't even realize you guys were already hissing at each other about it when I wrote that.

[EricStratton]

I find you amusing as well. Let me ask- are you male or female, Somisstv? Does that stand for Souther Mississippi TV like Miss Southern Miss TV ( as in a beauty contest winner) or as in a tv station?

I think, biologically, he is of the male gender....However, it is rumored that he squats when he pees....

[SoMissTV]

I find you amusing as well. Let me ask- are you male or female, Somisstv?

Here's a link to the story.
(http://www.myhattiesburg.com/forums/showpost.php?p=113362&postcount=14)

[Sister Golden Hair]

Nah- I am not a brawling- all in good fun.

[EricStratton]

Dammit Boy!is there gonna be a brawl?i can't participate this time.My F'n knee still hurts.

That's what Cortizone shots are for! Nut Up!!!

[Fish-Bait]

Fix it for me then smart a** if your so upset about it...didn't realize we were in a pissin' writing contest here.

I'm not upset, but rather amused. I like the way it reads right now.

Dammit Boy!is there gonna be a brawl?i can't participate this time.My F'n knee still hurts.

I'll bet flowergirl can pee a gramatically correct SoMissTV on a sandbar faster than SoMissTV can....20,000 hub bucks to the winner.:smt023:clap:

[EricStratton]

If I were on the Advisory Board, this type of stuff wouldn't be allowed.....I'd clean this place up!

[mac]

I'll bet flowergirl can pee a gramatically correct SoMissTV on a sandbar faster than SoMissTV can....20,000 hub bucks to the winner.:smt023:clap:

Nothin' against SoMiss, but that's funny. :laugh:

[ynotme297]

i'm outta this one. something about tractor tire marks has me worried.

[Fish-Bait]

If I were on the Advisory Board, this type of stuff wouldn't be allowed.....I'd clean this place up!

I tried to neg rep you but it seems that you have written a script that won't allow it.

[Sister Golden Hair]

Dangit- I really put the thread up because I was amazed that there was a secret code for sex in the restroom.

If we need to be very careful about grammer rules at 8:00 at night- I am out o' here. I write all day long.

[EricStratton]

I tried to neg rep you but it seems that you have written a script that won't allow it.

I'm bullet-proof!!! That's why I should be on the AB!!

[EricStratton]

Dangit- I really put the thread up because I was amazed that there was a secret code for sex in the restroom.

If we need to be very careful about grammer rules at 8:00 at night- I am out o' here. I write all day long.

I hear you, flowergirl.....Every dude on here is an a-hole except me....

[EricStratton]

...and introducing my running mate for the next MH Advisory Board Election....carsalesguy!!!

[CircusRide]

SoMiss, go ahead and tell flowergirl the secret gay bathroom sex code.

[Sister Golden Hair]

Some of you are in rare form! I responded in kind to an insult. I was tired and ill as a hornet last night.

Maybe Aaron could remove this thread- it has become an embarressment. Not because I make a grammatical error, because it has gone...to the toilet.

[Bahlk]

Whatever happened to the original intent of the thread?

[Fish-Bait]

Whatever happened to the original intent of the thread?

It has had a mockery made of it.

[Bluesman]

pissin' writing contest here.
:bowrofl: I remember doing that when I was a kid... I got pretty good. could get my name and address written legibly...:smt118

[dollfus46]

Fix it for me then smart a** if your so upset about it...didn't realize we were in a pissin' writing contest here.

One "Atta Boy, Girl!" for Flowergirl I put the quotation marks so SoMissTV could figure it out.:smt118

[Bluesman]

for clarity's sake.:-D

[dollfus46]

Another scandal ( of course, he is not guilty, yet)

by the way- I had no idea that there was code signals for picking up men in the toilet. Any lady next to me puts her foot in my stall and I am going to STOMP it-

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294953,00.html

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Hehhehheh. hope you're wearing spike heels.

:bowrofl: I remember doing that when I was a kid... I got pretty good. could get my name and address written legibly...:smt118

You musta drank a buncha beer as a kid

[dollfus46]

for clarity's sake.:-D

yep yep yep. Thar ya go. :clap:

[58ford]

Dang, looks like the Posse missed out on a good 'un.

[SoMissTV]

I responded in kind to an insult.

You missed the intent of the comment, apparently. It, of course, was meant in jest.

The rest of you on this thread can bite me. :)

[SoMissTV]

Another scandal ( of course, he is not guilty, yet)
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Actually, he plead guilty.

[Bluesman]

You missed the intent of the comment, apparently. It, of course, was meant in jest.

The rest of you on this thread can bite me. :)
I bet Senator Craig may take you up on the above offer...:smt118

FOR CLARITY: was just kidding So Miss... couldn't resist.

[58ford]

You missed the intent of the comment, apparently. It, of course, was meant in jest.

The rest of you on this thread can bite me.
That's the way to go SoMiss. Get it stirred up again. where's flowergirl?

[58ford]

The rest of you on this thread can bite me. :)
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[Bluesman]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w293/58ford/Hobbes2.jpg
Heeee'ssssss GGGGRRRRRREEEEEAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[selmore]

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Conservative Sen. Larry Craig pled guilty to playing footsie with an undercover police officer in the men’s room at the Minneapolis airport. Now he said he made a mistake. He shouldn’t have pled guilty. The police report says he tapped his foot, which means “I want gay sex.” It also means I’ll never wear my iPod to the bathroom again.


http://www.newsmax.com/jokes/

[Sister Golden Hair]

That's the way to go SoMiss. Get it stirred up again. where's flowergirl?
I am at WORK!

[Bluesman]

I tell you one thing... if someone ever propositions me in the restroom i'm gonna run like hell... I damn sho ain't gonna fight... just run... if you get in a fight in the restroom and someone walks in they could get the wrong impression...:smt118

JUST RUN!!!!!

[dollfus46]

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Conservative Sen. Larry Craig pled guilty to playing footsie with an undercover police officer in the men’s room at the Minneapolis airport. Now he said he made a mistake. He shouldn’t have pled guilty. The police report says he tapped his foot, which means “I want gay sex.” It also means I’ll never wear my iPod to the bathroom again.


http://www.newsmax.com/jokes/

Where have you been Selmore? Left me out here with my arse hanging out, fighting the demons by my self.

Heh heh heh. You don't want the iPod in there tapping your foot to the music especially if you are slue-footed and wear size 12 shoes.
:smt118

[Fish-Bait]

Where have you been Selmore? Left me out here with my arse hanging out, fighting the demons by my self.

Heh heh heh. You don't want the iPod in there tapping your foot to the music especially if you are slue-footed and wear size 12 shoes.
:smt118

Man, it's been awhile since I have heard the term slue-footed!:laugh:

[Sister Golden Hair]

I finally got groaned!

[Sister Golden Hair]

Actually, he plead guilty.

Correct, but AFTERWARD he said, "I am not guilty", "I made a mistake" and" "I am not gay."

[BlueDogDemocrat]

I am weirded out by the fact that these people apparently have their own little codes and symbols they use to signal interest in performing lewd acts. Creeps.

[selmore]

Where have you been Selmore? Left me out here with my arse hanging out, fighting the demons by my self.

Heh heh heh. You don't want the iPod in there tapping your foot to the music especially if you are slue-footed and wear size 12 shoes.
:smt118

I've been bystander on the sideline, holding the clipboard... proudly watching you smack around a room full of defeatocrats .

Its been hot in down here in the burg. Today I was sweating like a fat lady in a FEMA trailer.

[dyates]

If I never see Senator Craig's face or hear him say "I am not gay" ever again it won't be soon enough. :smt013

[politically incorrect]

Anyone who solicits any kind of sex in a public bathroom has a serious problem. The fact that a U.S. Senator would do such a thing is beyond believable! Is he that out of control? Gee whiz, aren't there plenty of gay bars in Washington, D.C.? How about using that escort service that at one time was run out of Congressman Barney Frank's apartment? Stay out of the bathroom, Senator. That's not a good move for your career.

BTW, Craig was also one of the "Singing Senators" with Trent Lott a few years ago. It has been rough on that bunch. Lott had to resign from the Majority Leadership over his Strom Thurmond remarks. John Ashcroft was raked over the coals as Attorney General. Jim Jeffords of Vermont jumped to the Democrats in 2001, then was defeated for re-election. And now, Craig gets caught with his pants down. They have had about as much scandal as a real band!