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virgo
09-01-2007, 10:49 AM
...but a (very) good samaritan gives finds them and gives them back.

How do you get so drunk that you lose your pants? (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=655521)



Waukesha - The worst part wasn't that Mark Stahnke woke up Monday morning in the patio chair of some neighbor he didn't know.
Or that his pants were missing.

The worst part was the contents of his missing pants: a cashier's check for $41,093, which he meant to give to his son, and several hundred dollars in cash that he had gotten from the bank.

Stahnke still doesn't know what happened between the time he left a bar Sunday night and the time he woke up in some stranger's backyard Monday morning, but thanks to an honest citizen who found the missing pants and returned all the contents to the local authorities, Stahnke retrieved his valuables Friday from the Waukesha Police Department.

He got the pants back, too.

Stahnke had told the police his story about 7 a.m. Monday after he got home, but they were skeptical.

"We're used to hearing weird stories, but with his intoxication we figured this one would be different, that the amount of money wouldn't be exact," said Waukesha Police Lt. William Graham. "How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants?"

mac
09-01-2007, 10:57 AM
How do you get so drunk that you lose your pants? (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=655521)

Well, I think it starts with getting a bunch of money out of the bank, and then going to a bar...

Honey
09-01-2007, 10:59 AM
When someone takes the very first drink they should ask themselves-Is it worth waking up nude outside or in a bear cage or at a sheriffs house on his couch? Yet another reason to not take that first drink for me.

fuzzis
09-01-2007, 12:12 PM
I think there are a few myhattiesburger's have gotten so drunk that they've lost their pants...:laugh:

virgo
09-01-2007, 12:16 PM
I think there are a few myhattiesburger's have gotten so drunk that they've lost their pants...:laugh:

......but probably not $41,000, lol

mi_nombre_es
09-01-2007, 05:15 PM
......but probably not $41,000, lol


Better question is, how many of us have $41,000 to put in our pants let alone our bank accounts!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Honey
09-01-2007, 05:18 PM
Better question is, how many of us have $41,000 to put in our pants let alone our bank accounts!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Not me! I'll never make it to the thousandaire mark.

dollfus46
09-04-2007, 07:31 AM
How do you get so drunk that you lose your pants? (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=655521)

Well, I think it starts with getting a bunch of money out of the bank, and then going to a bar...

Heh heh heh. Amazing insite for such a young lady. :kekeke: I couldn't figure it out, myself.:smt086 Anybody that stupid has no business with any more than cab fare in his pocket along with directions to his house.

jmb
09-04-2007, 08:24 AM
...but a (very) good samaritan gives finds them and gives them back.

How do you get so drunk that you lose your pants? (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=655521)

Virgo, I thought maybe you and he had been out partying. :kekeke:

CircusRide
09-04-2007, 10:00 AM
Excluding the $41,000, this has happened to us all hasn't it???

58ford
09-04-2007, 10:13 AM
I tore my pants one time, but I've never lost them.