Downtown A@@holes!

[Conveyor Belt]

Tonight, on my way home, a group of a@@holes were in the street. They were walking up back toward Brownstones. 4 abreast. Just as I got close enough, they kind of moved over, so when I split the two lanes I could get past them. Then one of them threw a napkin on my windshield. Before I knew it, I was out of the car, yelling and cussing at them as they walked away. I was out for blood. I swear, if one of them would have come back, I may have actually tried to kick their asses right there in the street. I'd probably have lost, but I had anger on my side...

WTF is it with people? That was one of the most disrespectful things I'd ever had happen to me. I'm still a little pissed about it. They're lucky it wasn't some of the local doughboys who might not have shown any restraint... I know a few who'd kick your ass just for looking at them funny.

-rant off

[Pop]

Careful you were in Bagel dude territory!!!

[SoMissTV]

Tell us how you really feel... don't hold back.

[Conveyor Belt]

I still can't believe I reacted that way. Not like me at all.

[EricStratton]

CB,

I think I found your guys:

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/snarl/files/2006/11/four-boston.jpg

Left to Right: aaron, SoMissTV, carsalesguy, and noway

[SoMissTV]

That's a pretty pimp jacket. Thanks for letting me borrow it, ES.

[cubby 1]

i probably would have run over them.

[XC9]

You should have made a citizens arrest for littering. Face it, some people are just indecent people and no matter what happens-they will not change. I am glad you didn't get into it with them too bad. Always remember that if you don't know who you are dealing with, they could be psychotic and also have a weapon. Try to shake it off and realize you done the "best man" thing. Which means you actually come out on top. Who knows, maybe they spent most of their night wandering if the man they did this to was hiding around the corner somewhere waiting to kick their a$$es. Let's hope that is just what happened-they ruined your evening and maybe theirs was ruined too. You get what you give!

[No-Halo]

I'm just glad it wasnt this gang you went up against CB, they would've beat your shins to a pulp. :ohnoes:


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/No-Halo/CarguyPosse07.jpg

[wilebill]

How ironic. You didn't like to give extra napkins while you were at Checkers, and when you quit some guys throw a napkin at you.

Maybe they were trying to make a statement. Or maybe it's Karma. That's it, Karma.

[mi_nombre_es]

I think I found all 4 of them.

First I seen Hawkeye and Aaron going into Brownstones

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/windmill17/gay.jpg


Next was Fish-bait in his early halloween outfit!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u28/Clint7377/gay.jpg


and the one who threw the Napkin was def. No-Halo (caught this picture after No-halo was back on duty tho...sigh...sry)

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g107/gregoryjamesmiller/funnycop.jpg




After pulling the kid over for speeding, No-halo was hard at work again

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/karen_l_2006/Funny%20Pics/sleepingcop.jpg

[countrygirl1978]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB,

I think I found your guys:



Left to Right: aaron, SoMissTV, carsalesguy, and noway

[Guru]

CB, you passed up a good 40 points for not running them over.

[noway]

LOL!!!!!!!!:laugh:

[IGID]

Isn't that Noway behind Capt.Faggo in that pic?

[mac]

That Capt. Faggo pic made me gag.

[Fish-Bait]

Jeeeez, I am not that skinny....or short.:kekeke:

I am gonna have to flip a coin to see if you get neg repped or groaned for that one. That's looooow down....:smt009:-D

[dollfus46]

Tonight, on my way home, a group of a@@holes were in the street. They were walking up back toward Brownstones. 4 abreast. Just as I got close enough, they kind of moved over, so when I split the two lanes I could get past them. Then one of them threw a napkin on my windshield. Before I knew it, I was out of the car, yelling and cussing at them as they walked away. I was out for blood. I swear, if one of them would have come back, I may have actually tried to kick their asses right there in the street. I'd probably have lost, but I had anger on my side...

WTF is it with people? That was one of the most disrespectful things I'd ever had happen to me. I'm still a little pissed about it. They're lucky it wasn't some of the local doughboys who might not have shown any restraint... I know a few who'd kick your ass just for looking at them funny.

-rant off
I know exactly how you feel, CB. Anger on your side is a formidable asset in that situation. For some reason I get that explosively angry too when someone does crap like that. It gets worse the older you get. You're not as cautious about who you cold cock.:smt023

[bpitt]

If you would have whipped their ass's, I would have made your bail at jail dude, I'm on your side on this issue........

[58ford]

I blame the city. I'm on a diet & can only eat half a cheese blintz at a time. The city had not provided a convenient cheese blintz disposal system, so I was forced use your windshield as a surrogate rather than defile the streets of our fair city.......I blame big government.

[downtown a@@hole]

someone throwing a napkin is the most disrespected you have ever been? you got out and cursed at someone for throwing a napkin? you are lucky a drunk did not beat your a@@

[SouthChic]

Well alllllrighty then.

[Fish-Bait]

someone throwing a napkin is the most disrespected you have ever been? you got out and cursed at someone for throwing a napkin? you are lucky a drunk did not beat your a@@

A sober person fighting a drunk is always funny.:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
nice screen name a$$hole!:kekeke:

[Fish-Bait]

oh yeah, welcome to the site a@@hole!

[downtown a@@hole]

thank you! i just find it funny that a NAPKIN was so offensive and that stopping and cursing someone for throwing a NAPKIN is appropriate. I dont think the NAPKIN thrower was right but the response from the VICTIM is what is ridiculous. Who was the aggressor here?

[Fish-Bait]

thank you! i just find it funny that a NAPKIN was so offensive and that stopping and cursing someone for throwing a NAPKIN is appropriate. I dont think the NAPKIN thrower was right but the response from the VICTIM is what is ridiculous. Who was the aggressor here?

Well, technically the napkin' thrower. If'n the napkin' had mucous on it and said thrower happen to been infected with a virus (such as, but not limited to hepatitis-C ) this could be classified as simple assault and Said victim of napkin assault could file charges under Mississippi Law.:smt102

[Honey]

Maybe it wasn't the napkin so to speak but the act of throwing your trash at someone that was disrespectful. I wouldn't throw trash at anyone and I would feel terrible if someone did that to me. I don't understand why someone would throw trash anyway.

[58ford]

Hey, a@@hole, napkins matter.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w293/58ford/hpLOGO.gif

[Fish-Bait]

Oh, yeah. Let me also add. WE AIN'T CHO' MOMMA. So let's add littering charges to that simple assault charge. Yeah, Pick It UP!!

[TheKing]

hey man...they did that to illicit a response and a response they got

though im quite certain i wouldnt have gotton out to kick their ass...i would have turned around and run over them

then again...im a fan of retribution and im pretty sure me stopping to kick someones ass over someone like that would only happen on the worst of days...me personally, i would just concoct like-minded revenge

[Fish-Bait]

We all better be glad CB wasn't on his Bike! He's had a 'helmet on! Gladiators!

[58ford]

The proper response to this outrage would have been to calmly lower you car window, cover them with you .45 and politely say, "Pick it up."

[downtown a@@hole]

littering wasn't the complaint, it was the disrespect of having a napkin thrown at their car (mucous doesn't get through windows so please quit reaching for reasons to arrest someone). message boards bring out the best of people. please use your .45 when you see someone littering and help clean up our town. thanks for the continued aggressive responses to a napkin being thrown.

[Honey]

But why throw napkin in the first place?

[58ford]

littering wasn't the complaint, it was the disrespect of having a napkin thrown at their car (mucous doesn't get through windows so please quit reaching for reasons to arrest someone). message boards bring out the best of people. please use your .45 when you see someone littering and help clean up our town. thanks for the continued aggressive responses to a napkin being thrown.
I don't think you're taking into account how tongue in cheek incidents like this are often taken on this forum. Especially, when the presentation is of an over reaction by CB (aka Bicycle boy). Life's short find the humor.

[Fish-Bait]

But why throw napkin in the first place?

Yeah, why?

[dollfus46]

someone throwing a napkin is the most disrespected you have ever been? you got out and cursed at someone for throwing a napkin? you are lucky a drunk did not beat your a@@
Heh heh heh. I would have relished their efforts, particularly if they are drunk.:smt023

[Fish-Bait]

littering wasn't the complaint, it was the disrespect of having a napkin thrown at their car (mucous doesn't get through windows so please quit reaching for reasons to arrest someone). message boards bring out the best of people. please use your .45 when you see someone littering and help clean up our town. thanks for the continued aggressive responses to a napkin being thrown.

If you are gonna come on here and talk smack I will advise you to get your ducks in a row. I don't care if CB's complaint was about napkin throwing. If you are gonna throw trash throw it in the trash can. Not someone's car, not on the ground. The aggressor was the napkin thrower. If that person would have thrown it in the trash then the incident would not have happened. Is this over your head?

[dollfus46]

Well alllllrighty then.

:laugh: that struck me funny. Thanks.;)

[downtown a@@hole]

I don't think you're taking into account how tongue in cheek incidents like this are often taken on this forum. Especially, when the presentation is of an over reaction by CB (aka Bicycle boy). Life's short find the humor.


i am finding plenty of humor, why else would i have created a stupid name like downtown a@@hole and responded to this except to get the crazy responses i did. i just love how folks on message boards are nothing like they are in real life. i have gotten much humor from this. i would almost be willing to bet that the car that had the napkin attack was not yielding enough right of way to customers of downtown venues. they were probably not in cross walk i give them that.

[dollfus46]

A sober person fighting a drunk is always funny.:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
nice screen name a$!:kekeke:

Yep, I wonder if anybody else here thinks like d. A$$hole?:bowrofl:

[dollfus46]

thank you! i just find it funny that a NAPKIN was so offensive and that stopping and cursing someone for throwing a NAPKIN is appropriate. I dont think the NAPKIN thrower was right but the response from the VICTIM is what is ridiculous. Who was the aggressor here?

I personally think this post needs to be under the Pussification of America thread, but that's just me.;)

[58ford]

i am finding plenty of humor, why else would i have created a stupid name like downtown a@@hole and responded to this except to get the crazy responses i did. i just love how folks on message boards are nothing like they are in real life. i have gotten much humor from this. i would almost be willing to bet that the car that had the napkin attack was not yielding enough right of way to customers of downtown venues. they were probably not in cross walk i give them that.
As for the people I know personally from this forum, they are all pretty much the same personalities in person as they are on the forum.
But, you bring up a good point, Downtown.
CB, what was the orientation, direction etc. of the napkin posse as you encountered them? Were they crossing the street, walking along the street, etc. I'm trying to get a visual. Maybe you could post a diagram. Thanks.

[58ford]

They were walking up back toward Brownstones. 4 abreast. Just as I got close enough, they kind of moved over, so when I split the two lanes I could get past them.
I just reread CB's post & If I interpret it correctly the napkin hurtler's were walking down the street (four abreast) blocking traffic. A rude, if not arrogant thing to do in the first place. If so, I can see why a thrown napkin would be cause for a little profanity.

[Honey]

Nothing else matters but the fact that a grown man took his trash and made a conscious effort to put it in his hand and throw it at someone. I can't get pass that. A grown man throwing trash. I can't see any justification of this act. Now if he was throwing it in the trash can for two points, I can see that-I am married and stranger things have happened. But what did he think the outcome of his actions would produce? My hubby would probably not like trash being thrown at him either.

[58ford]

Oh well CBs not online anymore, so without further info I guess I'll quit speculating.

[Fish-Bait]

I personally think this post needs to be under the Pussification of America thread, but that's just me.;)

Yeah, somepeople just can't take a real cussin' when they deserve it...:bowrofl:

[just-Wynn]

Maybe the person was just trying to concede that CB indeed had the right away by throwing the white napkin of surrender. :police:

[58ford]

a grown man took his trash and made a conscious effort to put it in his hand and throw it at someone.
Were the napkinites grown men? CB only referes to them as a@@holes, that could bea anyone. They could be kids. They could be women, or a mixed group, a description is not given. Perhaps when CB gets back on line he can clear this up.

[aaron]

Police arrested a man for throwing a napkin at a football referee, a UA Police Department report said.
Geoffrey Lynn Eaton, 47, lobbed a napkin at a referee who was being escorted to a locker room at the end of the second quarter of a football game.
Eaton resisted when an officer tried to remove him from the stadium, saying it was just a piece of paper. He was handcuffed and taken to a command post for processing.
"I knew I shouldn't have done that, but the refs suck," Eaton reportedly said later.
He was cited for disturbing the peaceful conduct of an educational institution and was then ejected from Arizona Stadium.



You can definitely get arrested for it.

[Fish-Bait]

You can definitely get arrested for it.

It's simple assault, but try tellin' that to an a@@hole.:smt102

[Honey]

Were the napkinites grown men? CB only referes to them as a@@holes, that could bea anyone. They could be kids. They could be women, or a mixed group, a description is not given. Perhaps when CB gets back on line he can clear this up.

Oh let me go back and check. I could have misspoke.

[58ford]

It'd be funny if the group CB cussed at were a few 80lb. teenage girls. Then again he did express concern over getting his ass kicked, so at least one of them had to be approaching 105.

[Honey]

a group of a@@holes


I went back and checked on it Ford and yes as I suspected they were men. I wish you could hear me laugh.

[58ford]

"a group of a@@holes"
Now you've got me imagining a group of disembodied, militant anuses floating down Front Street.

[amanda]

:exitlol:

[dollfus46]

I don't think you're taking into account how tongue in cheek incidents like this are often taken on this forum. Especially, when the presentation is of an over reaction by CB (aka Bicycle boy). Life's short find the humor.
A very astute (or is it asstoot) observation 58ford.

[No-Halo]

I'll be working tonight, guess we'll have to go downtown and bust-up this napkin throwing ring of deperados.

I think the gang signs they're throwing means...Next time it'll be a paper towel buddy boy!!

http://www.thealmaboobies.com/photos/14.12.05%20-%20Rock%20Chick%20Challenge/4%20girls%20with%20attitude%20smiling.jpg

[dollfus46]

Maybe the person was just trying to concede that CB indeed had the right away by throwing the white napkin of surrender. :police:
Now, that's the purist heart I've ever seen. You won't live long. People will take advantage of you all your natural life.:smt118

[Conveyor Belt]

I believe the group consisted of 3 drinking age, under 30 year old guys, and one girl. May have been 2 girls and 1 guy, but I'm pretty sure it was the first way. Walking up the street between the Boom Boom room and Brownstones. Not crossing the street, walking 4 abreast, about 3' apart, taking up both lanes. Giving no indication of moving. If anything, giving that 'I hope that jerk hits me' kind of walk up the street. I slowed down, waiting for them to get out of the way. I started to move to the left lane in order to try to give them some room to move over, when they started to finally move off to the right side. As I passed, one of them threw the napkin on my car. Still pisses me off thinking about it.

Just an a@@hole thing to do.

In fact, one of the guys I was yelling at yelled back 'It's just a napkin'. No, it's not just a napkin. It's the attitude and disrespect for others that comes with that and that act. I went to school with a@@holes like this who thought the world was their garbage can. They treated everyone like sh!t. It was a bully, 'Hey, everybody, look at me throw the napkin on the guy's car! I'm cool' type thing. A@@holes.

[58ford]

Word to the wiper baby!
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w293/58ford/aNapkinHolder1970s.jpg

[58ford]

I believe the group consisted of 3 drinking age, under 30 year old guys, and one girl. May have been 2 girls and 1 guy, but I'm pretty sure it was the first way. Walking up the street between the Boom Boom room and Brownstones. Not crossing the street, walking 4 abreast, about 3' apart, taking up both lanes. Giving no indication of moving. If anything, giving that 'I hope that jerk hits me' kind of walk up the street. I slowed down, waiting for them to get out of the way. I started to move to the left lane in order to try to give them some room to move over, when they started to finally move off to the right side. As I passed, one of them threw the napkin on my car. Still pisses me off thinking about it.

Just an a@@hole thing to do.

In fact, one of the guys I was yelling at yelled back 'It's just a napkin'. No, it's not just a napkin. It's the attitude and disrespect for others that comes with that and that act. I went to school with a@@holes like this who thought the world was their garbage can. They treated everyone like sh!t. It was a bully, 'Hey, everybody, look at me throw the napkin on the guy's car! I'm cool' type thing. A@@holes.
Thanks for the clarification CB.
That kinda sounds like it coulda been the bagel bunch, but I ain't pointin' fingers.
You're right, attitude like that needs to be dealt with. Anybody acts like that is an a@@hole. You gotta remember though, with an attitude like that, sooner or later they're gonna smart off to the wrong person (or cop) and they're gonna get what's comming to them. And, when they do, they'll whine about "All I did was" and "Why you doin' this to me" and show exactly what they really are.

[citygirl]

How ironic. You didn't like to give extra napkins while you were at Checkers, and when you quit some guys throw a napkin at you.

Maybe they were trying to make a statement. Or maybe it's Karma. That's it, Karma.


you ain't right....:kekeke:

[wilebill]

The were French a$$holes and they were surrendering. Cut 'em some slack.

[endofthetrail]

I'll be working tonight, guess we'll have to go downtown and bust-up this napkin throwing ring of deperados.

I think the gang signs they're throwing means...Next time it'll be a paper towel buddy boy!!

http://www.thealmaboobies.com/photos/14.12.05%20-%20Rock%20Chick%20Challenge/4%20girls%20with%20attitude%20smiling.jpg
Niiiice Texas Longhorn fans:clap::clap:

[SouthChic]

I don't even cuss and I'd call 'em a@@holes too. :smt091

[TheCapitalist]

ROAD RAGE!!!!!!!!!!

[Bahlk]

I don't even cuss and I'd call 'em a@@holes too. :smt091

You have to get SouthChic really mad to cuss. LOL

I realize that pedestrians have the right of way but it pi$$es me off when they do exactly as C-Belt describes...walking taking up one whole lane and not moving when you have 2000 pounds of steel rolling in their direction.

:smt070

[downtown a@@hole]

having discussions about patrons of downtown businesses being in the way sounds like a good problem. i can't believe we have downtown business now. they should not have thrown the napkin, but at least there is a chance for the downtown/front st area to continue to have a rebirth.

[Mr Bagel]

Do they have wi-fi at the Bagel Shop yet?

[58ford]

Do they have wi-fi at the Bagel Shop yet?
I don't know about the Bagel shop, but they have great WiFi at 206, mediocre wifi at downtown park & Brownstone & in a pinch City Halls wireless network is unsecure so you can log on there from a parking lot.

[Conveyor Belt]

Are they still blocking off downtown for weekend nights? Is that Friday and Saturday nights? I'd like to know so I can chose another route home to Petal...

[Maggie-Doodle]

Are they still blocking off downtown for weekend nights? Is that Friday and Saturday nights? I'd like to know so I can chose another route home to Petal...


YEP, the last I heard they were...it will probably stay that way from what I hear...it has been a success...lots of people at the bars on the weekends.

[58ford]

Are they still blocking off downtown for weekend nights? Is that Friday and Saturday nights? I'd like to know so I can chose another route home to Petal...
They block off some of the streets, but it really doesn't make it difficult to get through. You know I'd be the first one to start b!tching if it did.