P.C. Sheriff Candidate

[Bluesman]

Me thinks Mike Woodard is making tremendous strides in his campaign and every day brings him a little closer to being the next sheriff of Perry County. It sure has been a while since P. C. HAD a sheriff. He spent all weekend at the Pecan Festival meetin and greetin folks and managed to gain some new support. Good Luck Mike.:smt023

[politically incorrect]

My dad wanted to take number one grandson to the Pecan Festival, but, as usual, son did not want to go. Looked like ya'll had a lot going on in the town of Rich this weekend. Bluesman, did your wife enter the tobacco-spitting contest? :laugh::laugh::smt118

[Bluesman]

My dad wanted to take number one grandson to the Pecan Festival, but, as usual, son did not want to go. Looked like ya'll had a lot going on in the town of Rich this weekend. Bluesman, did your wife enter the tobacco-spitting contest? :laugh::laugh::smt118
She came in second place behind JimmyJam's bride:smt118... One of my x-girlfriends won the mud wrasslin competition too but I didn't tell my wife I knowed her though.:evil:

[dollfus46]

She came in second place behind JimmyJam's bride:smt118... One of my x-girlfriends won the mud wrasslin competition too but I didn't tell my wife I knowed her though.:evil:

You're wise beyond your years, Bluesman.:smt023

[Sister Golden Hair]

Once again, I find myself rolling up my pant legs...it is getting deep again-

[endofthetrail]

Once again, I find myself rolling up my pant legs...it is getting deep again-
Whattt? Sounded like all truths to me:smt102:smt102

[Sister Golden Hair]

Whattt? Sounded like all truths to me:smt102:smt102

Maybe a little, ughh, gender bias???

[Bluesman]

Maybe a little, ughh, gender bias???
Now wait a minute Flowergirl, just what was that supposed to mean???:-D

I always took you for a "bait your own hook" kinda country girl.:laugh: You know good and well that if you was fishing, you would spit baccer juice on your fishin worm:bowrofl:

[cubby 1]

yeah, mike put a badge on the cubby...

[Sister Golden Hair]

Now wait a minute Flowergirl, just what was that supposed to mean???:-D

I always took you for a "bait your own hook" kinda country girl.:laugh: You know good and well that if you was fishing, you would spit baccer juice on your fishin worm:bowrofl:

Watch it now, I resemble that remark!

[Bluesman]

yeah, mike put a badge on the cubby...
Yes, Cubby, and might I say you looked like a natural with your little deputy badge on:-D Looked like a little No-Halo except shorter, and the hair, and the face was a little different, and no taser... But other than that, you looked just like a No-Halo mini-me:smt023

[cubby 1]

Yes, Cubby, and might I say you looked like a natural with your little deputy badge on:-D Looked like a little No-Halo except shorter, and the hair, and the face was a little different, and no taser... But other than that, you looked just like a No-Halo mini-me:smt023
hardy har har!:smt118

[No-Halo]

Yes, Cubby, and might I say you looked like a natural with your little deputy badge on:-D Looked like a little No-Halo except shorter, and the hair, and the face was a little different, and no taser... But other than that, you looked just like a No-Halo mini-me:smt023
Did he look like this http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/No-Halo/DrEvil.jpg or more like this?? http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/No-Halo/police-2.gif

[Fish-Bait]

Did he look like this http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/No-Halo/DrEvil.jpg or more like this?? http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/No-Halo/police-2.gif

That's some funny shinizzle rat' der'!

[JimmyJam]

She came in second place behind JimmyJam's bride:smt118... One of my x-girlfriends won the mud wrasslin competition too but I didn't tell my wife I knowed her though.:evil:

My wife won the mud wrasslin' contest too??? :clap:

[No-Halo]

My wife won the mud wrasslin' contest too??? :clap:
Would that make your wife Bluesman's ex-girlfriend or cousin? ;)

[Bluesman]

Would that make your wife Bluesman's ex-girlfriend or cousin? ;)
Interesting point there No-Halo, but in keeping with our southern stereotypical Perry County heritage I would have to admit that both assumptions have some level of truth to them.:smt118:laugh:

[No-Halo]

Interesting point there No-Halo, but in keeping with our southern stereotypical Perry County heritage I would have to admit that both assumptions have some level of truth to them.:smt118:laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Bluesman]

Just kiddn... I didn't date any cousins that I was related to... that I know of anyway.:-D

[No-Halo]

Just kiddn... I didn't date any cousins that I was related to... that I know of anyway.:-D
You rebel!! :kekeke: