The new Dr. Phil!!

[gonefishin]

What a moron.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html

[gonefishin]

Hey FB, maybe he can give you some advice on how to get that tractor!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[wilebill]

"If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.Too late, they're already ugly.

[virgo]

I wish there was a Dr. Phil for the females. I'd tell the girls how to properly use their teeth. What an idiot.

[jkspatty]

I would LOVE for him to spend one week with me, I beat back!:-D

[wilebill]

He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.So women have it made over there, compared to animals and children. And they say women have no rights.

[Fish-Bait]

Did anyone see the size of that dam toothpick? Jeez...they must have some huge gaps.

[Baloo]

:smt103 Are you kidding me??????? :smt009 If a man ever beat me, there would not be an issue of a beaten spouse, there would be an issue of a dead spouse!!!!!!

And he goes on to say "do not beat the spouse like you would animals or children"???? Those sorry suckers need to be shot! :icon_snip There is NEVER an excuse to beat a child, a wife or an animal!!!! :angry3:

[selmore]

Beat the wife??...relatively speaking, thats nothing...


http://www.faithfreedom.org/Articles/sina/ayesha.htmhow about marry a 6 year old

By Ali Sina (http://www.faithfreedom.org/Author/Sina.htm)
The thought of an old man becoming aroused by a child is one of the most disturbing thoughts that makes us cringe as it reminds us of pedophilia and the most despicable people. It is difficult to accept that the Holy Prophet married Aisha when she was 6-years-old and consummated his marriage with her when she was 9. He was then, 54 years old.

Sahih Muslim Book 008, Number 3310: (http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/muslim/008.smt.html#008.3310)
'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house when I was nine years old.

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64 (http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/062.sbt.html#007.062.064)
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 65 (http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/062.sbt.html#007.062.065)
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that 'Aisha remained with the Prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death)." what you know of the Quran (by heart)'<o:p> </o:p>
Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88 (http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/062.sbt.html#007.062.088)
Narrated 'Ursa:
The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).

[Fish-Bait]

Hey FB, maybe he can give you some advice on how to get that tractor!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:smt103 Are you kidding me??????? :smt009 If a man ever beat me, there would not be an issue of a beaten spouse, there would be an issue of a dead spouse!!!!!!

And he goes on to say "do not beat the spouse like you would animals or children"???? Those sorry suckers need to be shot! :icon_snip There is NEVER an excuse to beat a child, a wife or an animal!!!! :angry3:

They beat the spouse as a last resort. You know, after they give them the silent treatment and don't have sex for like a week. The thing is these dudes over there use tooth pics to beat them with...you should really watch the video and look at the size of that dam tooth pick. It's fricken HUGE.....It's got to be like a toothpick for a tyranosaurus rex or a lion or a giraffe or something...camel maybe..I dunno..Do camels have big teefs?

[Fish-Bait]

Did anyone see the size of that tooth pick? My Lawd!!!!

[wilebill]

Did anyone see the size of that tooth pick? My Lawd!!!!They only have one tooth, so you could pick it with a baseball bat if you wanted to.

[Fish-Bait]

They only have one tooth, so you could pick it with a baseball bat if you wanted to.

hehe...."hockana lock bock hockina'...bock ahock hockana"...

That's how they say "huge freakin' toothpick".

[Baloo]

selmore, that is truly sick and wrong... how sad... I hate to think that things like that still happen in today's world... thr only "prophet" that man could be is one of the devil's!

[amanda]

Someone needs to tell the Saudi women about Lorena Bobbit. :)

[gonefishin]

selmore, that is truly sick and wrong... how sad... I hate to think that things like that still happen in today's world... thr only "prophet" that man could be is one of the devil's!

Happens more than people think. Much much more.

[jkspatty]

Someone needs to tell the Saudi women about Lorena Bobbit. :)


Yeah, and let them watch "The Burning Bed".

[amanda]

Yeah, and let them watch "The Burning Bed".


I just loved that movie!!! :smt118

[jkspatty]

Me too, just goes to show you when pushed to the brink, a person will do almost anything to survive. Farrah Fawcett was VERY convincing in that role.

[gonefishin]

Must be a Lifetime movie hehe.:smt118

[wilebill]

Oh no, not a Lifetime Channel movie.

[gonefishin]

I hate that channel. The wife watches the movies all the time. Figured it was a Lifetime movie since i've never heard of it.

[virgo]

Must be a Lifetime movie hehe.:smt118

Oh no, not a Lifetime Channel movie.

I hate that channel. The wife watches the movies all the time. Figured it was a Lifetime movie since i've never heard of it.


You boys could learn a lot about life and your wives if you tuned into that channel (with her) once in awhile. :) :smt023

[fuzzis]

You boys could learn a lot about life and your wives if you tuned into that channel (with her) once in awhile. :) :smt023

I hate lifetime channel movies. Hate them.

[amanda]

Oh, BTW, gentlemen. This was a USA movie released in October, 1984. :) Lifetime wasn't even around then.

[virgo]

I hate lifetime channel movies. Hate them.

The movies are one thing; but there are other informational shows on there that I enjoy.

[gonefishin]

Well, no offense but I don't need Lifetime Movie Channel to teach me about my wife or life. The movies are terrible to me. I find better movies on the Hallmark channel than there.

[onlyme]

Those recommendations are obviously not limited to Muslims:

http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/Home.html

[wilebill]

Oh, BTW, gentlemen. This was a USA movie released in October, 1984. :) Lifetime wasn't even around then.I think someone saw that movie and got the idea to create Lifetime just so they could show it there.

[jkspatty]

Those recommendations are obviously not limited to Muslims:

http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/Home.html

That is truly unbelievable.

[onlyme]

That is truly unbelievable.

>>It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her..<<

Thank goodness I am so misguided and ignorant :smt118

[mi_nombre_es]

See the problem in america is it is backwards, the wives beat the men religiously.

[Fish-Bait]

Did anyone see the largest freakin' TOOTHPICK IN THE WORLD?????

ANYONE, ANYBODY WATCH THE CLIP.....THE tOOTH PICK WAS BIGGER THAN A 8 FT. 2 X 4 wth?????


tOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!:-D

[Conveyor Belt]

*zip*

C'mon... you ladies know you like the idea...

*takes cover*

[Astra]

>>It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her..<<

Thank goodness I am so misguided and ignorant :smt118


Ever read Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale? It's sort of a feminist 1984. Women are elevated to such a high ideal that they must be protected from everything and therefore, exist pretty much as servants made for having babies. Good book, but some scary stuff in there.

[pooker]

Him and Dr. Phil both need to be takin off the air I think, I could never profit off of other peoples problems.


What ever happened to jerry springer?

[wilebill]

What ever happened to jerry springer?
I heard he was eaten by a rabid guest.

[Fish-Bait]

Toothpick dammit....they beat their fricken' old ass ladies with tooth picks....toothpicks dammit.........

I'll tell you what...Rep the the first person who tells me what the guy from the side (not in the video original cast of characters) is wearing on his head.....
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but really look at how fricken' big that dam toothpick is.......dayuuummm...

[mi_nombre_es]

i havn't seen the video but i am willingly to bet that he is wearing a hat or hat-like device on his head!:smt118

[EricStratton]

[quote=Fish-Bait;375633]
I'll tell you what...Rep the the first person who tells me what the guy from the side (not in the video original cast of characters) is wearing on his head.....
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I don't know how to spell it, FB....but, when pronounced, it sounds like a high-pitched hacking.....like when I first wake up in the morning and work up all that flem in my chest....it sounds something like that..... I think one receives one of those head things for free when they purchase one of those big-assed toothpicks....

[RGDoherty]

I would LOVE for him to spend one week with me, I beat back!:-D


And could probably whup his ass in a fist fight too!