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Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 11:41 AM

Do you think all of these go hand in hand or are somehow related?

I do.

amanda

11-15-2007, 11:46 AM

:smack: Boy, you are so needing a whipping today. :smt079

Guru

11-15-2007, 11:48 AM

I think they do but I also believe non-see through lingerie should be included.

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 11:49 AM

You are just trying sooooooo hard! Who put the P and V in your coffee this morning??? I pray a blessing over Mrs. Fish Bait today--she's a saint!

amanda

11-15-2007, 11:49 AM

Ahhhh....lol.....so F-B should have entitled this thread "Subjects to Get Your Blood Boiling"? Then he missed a hot one for MH - Oak Grove City. :)

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 11:53 AM

Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 11:57 AM

I wish I could get cranky about something just to make him happy...but so far...nope...nothin'...

...sorry, Buddy--the kite-lady took her happy pill today (actually it was a 24 ounce cup of southern pecan coffee--WEEEEEE!!!!):clap:

where did you get your 5 groans at?

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:14 PM

:smt093

Somebody groaned me??? (*&^%$$#@!!!!)
Okay, GAME ON!!!!!

Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 12:15 PM

Here is the deal. Jr. got on Yellow yesterday...that's one step from the dreaded red. wife starts in on this adhd stuff....I pull out the progress report and he has excellent marks...I mean excellent. All the time I am listenin' to the news and it's all media skewed politics...then she ask me If I am goin' to church this Sunday.....jeeez....

I have figured out one thing though....I can think clearly when I am fishin'...

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:17 PM

Happy now???

Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 12:18 PM

:smt093

Somebody groaned me??? (*&^%$$#@!!!!)
Okay, GAME ON!!!!!

Yep, 5 times too...bummer, you are so nice and all.

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:21 PM

You are just a big brat!!!! THATS what you are!!!!!!

Bratty-McBrattister!!!
:-D

Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 12:24 PM

You are just a big brat!!!! THATS what you are!!!!!!

Bratty-McBrattister!!!
:-D

Who groaned you?

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:50 PM

They were all in the Spanish joke thread.

You "fight-starting-farting-poopy-yucky-gunky-pants...."

:-D

Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 12:52 PM

They were all in the Spanish joke thread.

You "fight-starting-farting-poopy-yucky-gunky-pants...."

:-D

Do you have a 5 year old?:-D

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:54 PM

5 groans in 1 thread---Aye Padre'!!!!! (Oh, my/literally Oh, Father!)
¡Déjelos comer la torta! (Let them eat cake!) :laugh:

pooker

11-15-2007, 12:56 PM

What about post whoring? Does that fit into the topic of touchy subjects?

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:56 PM

Do you have a 5 year old?:-D

Today--I think I AM the 5 year old! :kekeke:

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:57 PM

What about post whoring? Does that fit into the topic of touchy subjects?

Snap! Hey---Who you callin' a....

...Save it for the Ho, Ho, Ho thread!!!!:-D

Chichiguita

11-15-2007, 12:59 PM

dirty eyes!!

pooker

11-15-2007, 01:00 PM

Snap! Hey---Who you callin' a....

...Save it for the Ho, Ho, Ho thread!!!!:-D
:smt118 back to business

Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 01:31 PM

I left out the invention of the ATARI...that darn gaming console....

bpitt

11-15-2007, 01:37 PM

and bagels......and bypass ho's, whom you seem fascinated with.

Fish-Bait

11-15-2007, 02:14 PM

So, I wonder what politicians think about ADHD? I think alot of them have it.

Fish-Bait

11-16-2007, 10:52 AM

Guess no one gives a sh@t about it......:smt098

Augustus McRae

11-16-2007, 10:54 AM

Guess no one gives a sh@t about it......:smt098

Hey...sorry...I was distracted...what did you say?

Abaddon

11-16-2007, 10:56 AM

We should just move the anal sex thread from the HA forums to here. That would probably go over well.

Fish-Bait

11-16-2007, 10:58 AM

Hey...sorry...I was distracted...what did you say?

I said Atari's started this whole mess.:-D

Fish-Bait

11-16-2007, 10:59 AM

We should just move the anal sex thread from the HA forums to here. That would probably go over well.

We already have one...It's in one of the Student Printz threads.:-D

Abaddon

11-16-2007, 11:06 AM

The HA version started the same way. Now, it's just vulgar. Good, vulgar, anal fun.

pooker

11-16-2007, 11:39 AM

Kddn

11-16-2007, 01:31 PM

Abaddon

11-17-2007, 02:41 PM

Anal and fun , those are two words that I did not know could be used together. Infact they were on the bottom of my list of words I thought could not be used together, along with Bush and intelectual.

:attemptingtostayontopic: :)
An open mind opens many doors.

I guess throating is a bit much as well, eh? More fun than listening to George Bush butcher english, I tell ya.

:alsoattemptingtostayontopic:

dollfus46

11-17-2007, 03:41 PM

What's ADHD?

pooker

11-17-2007, 03:53 PM

Attention defacit hyperactivity disorder (spelling I know is wrong)

wilebill

11-17-2007, 03:58 PM

What's ADHD?Start paying attention! ;)

pooker

11-17-2007, 03:59 PM

:ohnoes:

Abaddon

11-17-2007, 05:32 PM

What's ADHD?
It's what happens when parents don't beat their kids.

dollfus46

11-17-2007, 06:53 PM

Start paying attention! ;)

:clap::clap: I like it.

dollfus46

11-17-2007, 06:59 PM

Attention defacit hyperactivity disorder (spelling I know is wrong)

Thanks. Geeez. Used to be the kid was hyperactive. Then he had attention deficit disorder. Now it Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. There's now Adult Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Sounds like they trying to be PC. Bull Roar. They're hyperactive. It's real though. My son had it. A lot of people don't believe in it nor retilin. Saved my kid. Immediate turn around in grades.

Fish-Bait

11-17-2007, 10:46 PM

Thanks. Geeez. Used to be the kid was hyperactive. Then he had attention deficit disorder. Now it Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. There's now Adult Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Sounds like they trying to be PC. Bull Roar. They're hyperactive. It's real though. My son had it. A lot of people don't believe in it nor retilin. Saved my kid. Immediate turn around in grades.

That is the problem dollfus, what if your kid has great grades and everyone says he is adhd...????????? there has only been one damn response to that on this forum..the rest is all bullshit.....what if????

And why? The real question is "If he/she is only say 5 or 6 or 7, who is it to say they are not being a kid... who asks the question.....why is something wrong if they have good grades.....it all leads me to believe one dam thing......the ATARI syndrome.....like or not..........just don't make sense to me. This stuff is weird...weirder than you think.

Abaddon

11-17-2007, 10:50 PM

Tom Cruise says it's all bullshit.

Fish-Bait

11-17-2007, 10:52 PM

Tom Cruise says it's all bullshit.

Tom Cruise eats catshit.:smt102

Abaddon

11-17-2007, 11:06 PM

You don't know the history of psychology! He does!

Fish-Bait

11-17-2007, 11:08 PM

You don't know the history of psychology! He does!
Tell me your problems........I can help.

Abaddon

11-17-2007, 11:19 PM

Tom would yell SO loud at you right now.

Fish-Bait

11-17-2007, 11:31 PM

Tom would yell SO loud at you right now.

I know, he just needs to let go and let me hammer his old lady...:laugh:j/k:laugh:

dollfus46

11-17-2007, 11:51 PM

That is the problem dollfus, what if your kid has great grades and everyone says he is adhd...????????? there has only been one damn response to that on this forum..the rest is all bullshit.....what if????

And why? The real question is "If he/she is only say 5 or 6 or 7, who is it to say they are not being a kid... who asks the question.....why is something wrong if they have good grades.....it all leads me to believe one dam thing......the ATARI syndrome.....like or not..........just don't make sense to me. This stuff is weird...weirder than you think.

I'm with you. It's nuts to test a 5-7 year old child. If my kid has great grades and someone tells me my child is ADHD, I'd axt them what are their kid's grades and until they can match my kid's grades FO. Heh heh heh. You have to trust your doctor I'd think.
I had Michael tested in about the 3rd or 4th grade. Went to the mental health dept. They spent a month with him. Went to class with him to observe him. Worked with him at the clinic weekly. After about a month they handed me a bill for $3,000 and told me they couldn't determine if he was "hyperactive" because they could not get him to sit still long enough to complete ANY of the tests!! I swear they did. I calmly laid waste to the building. Muhahahahahah. As No-Halo says.

Abaddon

11-18-2007, 12:00 AM

I know, he just needs to let go and let me hammer his old lady...:laugh:j/k:laugh:
Pretty safe bet that Tom's not hitting it. She'd definitely make an attractive bedspread. She needs a man like me to...um...fill the void that Tom ain't fillin'.

Fish-Bait

11-18-2007, 12:01 AM

I'm with you. It's nuts to test a 5-7 year old child. If my kid has great grades and someone tells me my child is ADHD, I'd axt them what are their kid's grades and until they can match my kid's grades FO. Heh heh heh. You have to trust your doctor I'd think.
I had Michael tested in about the 3rd or 4th grade. Went to the mental health dept. They spent a month with him. Went to class with him to observe him. Worked with him at the clinic weekly. After about a month they handed me a bill for $3,000 and told me they couldn't determine if he was "hyperactive" because they could not get him to sit still long enough to complete ANY of the tests!! I swear they did. I calmly laid waste to the building. Muhahahahahah. As No-Halo says.
that's my whole point, he has great grades...he is active especially when outside...but dayumm he's a boy and loves to play....when I am with him I never have any behavioral problems that I can't control. A few others though can't seem to control his behavior.....I sometimes think he has them fooled or on a much sterner note..he thinks he can get away with acting an ass and his daddy won't find out....:smt009

eyescene

11-19-2007, 08:15 AM

Little Red Hen Modernized

Once upon a time, on a farm in Texas , there was a little red hen who
scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of
wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this
wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen And so she did; The
wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap
my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification, " said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation, " said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. At
last it came time to bake the bread.

"Who will help me bake the bread! ?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination, " said the
goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five
loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some
and, in fact, demanded a share. B u t the little red hen said, "No, I shall
eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Pelosi)

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Boxer)

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (J. Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (A. Sharpton)

And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and around
the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then a government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not
be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise system
so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants.
But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must
divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle,"

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand,"

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked
bread because she joined the "party" and got her bread free.

And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one
cared.....as long as there was free bread that "the rich" were paying for.

Fish-Bait

02-27-2008, 03:54 PM

Wow....this thread brings back memories.

Honey

02-27-2008, 05:43 PM

What are you up to FB? Really, you can tell me.

Fish-Bait

02-27-2008, 10:39 PM

I'm just drudging up old heated threads Honey. well, threads I made when things go heated lol....

Fish-Bait

03-06-2008, 12:35 PM

I think our society....if we put it together as a whole unit has adhd.

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 10:24 AM

I'm having trouble focusing. What kind of meds do I need? I am 6'1 275 lb. white male at 33 years (I think I'm 33) anyways. My nerves are shot. What's some good prescription stuff I need to get from the doctor? Anyone?

Conveyor Belt

04-17-2008, 10:42 AM

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 11:05 AM

Hydrocodone.

You're 275???

yes.....I am 275, last time I checked anyways...that' been about 6 mos...I may be pushin' 300 now though...

what does hydrocodone do?

amanda

04-17-2008, 11:09 AM

Fish-Bait, you keep digging trenches like the one you did for your water supply - then you'll start dropping those pounds. :)

As to medications - may I suggest Prozac? :kekeke:

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 11:11 AM

I just need help focusing. My mind races 500 mph......and I'm edgy these days with the house and all. I need to chill.

amanda

04-17-2008, 11:13 AM

I just need help focusing. My mind races 500 mph......and I'm edgy these days with the house and all. I need to chill.

Hence my suggestion of Prozac, maybe Zanax, and Klonopin works well too. :smt118

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 11:23 AM

Isn't klonopin a seizure med?

fuzzis

04-17-2008, 11:27 AM

I just need help focusing. My mind races 500 mph......and I'm edgy these days with the house and all. I need to chill.

You need to chill? Want me to ask my neighbors if they can help you out? :kekeke:

Honey

04-17-2008, 11:30 AM

No Fish-bait. Don't talk to fuzzis' neighbor. You will learn way too much over there.

amanda

04-17-2008, 11:33 AM

Isn't klonopin a seizure med?

If it is, it's not why I take it. :kekeke:

fuzzis

04-17-2008, 11:34 AM

No Fish-bait. Don't talk to fuzzis' neighbor. You will learn way too much over there.

Not the teabagging neighbors, Honey; the pot-smoking ones. :smt118

OTM

04-17-2008, 11:35 AM

lol. Teabagging neighbors? Oh my.

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 11:39 AM

I took half of a xanaz one time and I slept for 14 hours....shouldn't take much. I have this feeling I am going to beat someones ass if I don't get this house built.

amanda

04-17-2008, 12:19 PM

I took half of a xanaz one time and I slept for 14 hours....shouldn't take much. I have this feeling I am going to beat someones ass if I don't get this house built.

:hidesofa:

EricStratton

04-17-2008, 04:40 PM

the teabagging neighbors :smt118

Do they hire out?

fuzzis

04-17-2008, 04:41 PM

Do they hire out?

Want me to ask for you? :kekeke:

EricStratton

04-17-2008, 04:44 PM

Want me to ask for you? :kekeke:

Not two dudes, huh?

fuzzis

04-17-2008, 04:46 PM

Not two dudes, huh?

Pretty sure they're lesbians. :smt118

hendrixfreak70

04-17-2008, 04:47 PM

Pretty sure they're lesbians. :smt118

thank you lord!!

Conveyor Belt

04-17-2008, 04:51 PM

thank you lord!!
http://uglyoftheday.com/files/images/47e6scd.preview.jpg

Careful what you ask for.

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 04:53 PM

I just threw up.

hendrixfreak70

04-17-2008, 04:53 PM

http://uglyoftheday.com/files/images/47e6scd.preview.jpg

Careful what you ask for.

Holy Sh!t! That picture just popped up!!!!!! No thank you, lord.

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 04:55 PM

CB, I think I am gonna' report that post. geeeyawd......

Conveyor Belt

04-17-2008, 04:55 PM

I just threw up.

Holy Sh!t! That picture just popped up!!!!!! No thank you, lord.

I hear they're looking for a man to help fulfill some fantasy.

Now's your chance!

hendrixfreak70

04-17-2008, 04:56 PM

Even I wouldn't hit that, cept with a bat... to shoo them away.

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 04:56 PM

I'm quesey.

Conveyor Belt

04-17-2008, 04:57 PM

LMAO @ both of you!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

hendrixfreak70

04-17-2008, 04:58 PM

Where do you find nasty sh!t like that? I mean did you photo shop those things or what?

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 05:00 PM

Imma' have nightmares over that damn pic CB....jeez....freekin'......that's it. I'm goin' to see the doc to get some valiums or something...damn.

Conveyor Belt

04-17-2008, 05:00 PM

Where do you find nasty sh!t like that? I mean did you photo shop those things or what?

I googled 'Ugly Lesbians' and then clicked on images for the results.

Fish-Bait

04-17-2008, 05:08 PM

I googled 'Ugly Lesbians' and then clicked on images for the results.

Well, at least we know google is working.:smt118

Bluesman

04-17-2008, 10:11 PM

EricStratton

04-17-2008, 10:16 PM

I hear they're looking for a man to help fulfill some fantasy.

Now's your chance!

I'm game for some baby-oiled leg wrasslin'! Nothin like a woman who may be able to squat more than you!

JimmyJam

04-18-2008, 07:55 AM

That is the most distasteful abuse of the Mullet I've seen in a long time... Good thing JimmyJam ain't seen that cause he would take it bad... really bad... He is more sensitive about the mullet than I am...

How dare they disrespect the mullet in such a way.

I saw it Bluesman.....I was just too upset to post about it. I went in my room, and sat in a dark corner for an hour or so....:cry:

Bluesman

04-18-2008, 09:33 AM

I saw it Bluesman.....I was just too upset to post about it. I went in my room, and sat in a dark corner for an hour or so....:cry:
I'm sorry about that bud. I knew you would take it hard... I don't know who those dikes think they are but that is just a travesty... I ain't gonna tell em though cause they look like they could whop both our asses at the same time.:smt118