Embarrassed!

[big john]

I havn't tried this kinda thread in a long time so there should be some new stories,come on people lets hear em.
here's another of mine,I was 16 and in church I nodded off and i woke to someone shaking me,well i was half awake with my eyes closed thinking it was my mom waking me to go to school,I felt this huge buildup of gas and decided i was going to play a joke on ma,well i started leting it out and it was loud and poping POW POW POW POW POW POW,I opened my eyes and the preachers wife had been shaking me,i looked up at the preacher who had stopped talking by this time and then looked around at the church and everyone was looking right at me.
I couldn't blame it on anybody,just then the preacher started laughing and the whole church started rolling on the floor.

EMBARRASSED!

[Honey]

That's funny. Remember my life is full of embarrasing things...daily. It would take all day to type.

Just today I stole a shirt from.....

[Baloo]

That is funny Big John! Thanks for the thread! :laugh:

Honey, what on Earth happened??? :smt103

When I was in the fith grade, I was wearing a skirt that my grandmother had made me and the entire 4th, 5th and 6th grade classes were lined up to go back inside after recess and my skirt fell down to the ground while I was standing in line and everyone around me saw it... I was mortified! :oops:

[No-Halo]

That's funny. Remember my life is full of embarrasing things...daily. It would take all day to type.

Just today I stole a shirt from Sears.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can.... ;)

[Honey]

Yesterday I bought Hubby nine shirts. He needed a size bigger so today I took them back and exchanged them. Only yesterday I was charged with eight. So I took the money out to pay for the one I didn't pay for yesterday and the clerk said she couldn't take the money. Will I was embarrassed because people were listening and it looked like I just took another shirt. Oh yeah, embarrassed.

[upset]

Yesterday I bought Hubby nine shirts. He needed a size bigger so today I took them back and exchanged them. Only yesterday I was charged with eight. So I took the money out to pay for the one I didn't pay for yesterday and the clerk said she couldn't take the money. Will I was embarrassed because people were listening and it looked like I just took another shirt. Oh yeah, embarrassed.


So you stole it yesterday, and today.... :clap:

[Honey]

Don't make me have to call my lawyer at this hour of the day. It'll cost twice as much. Can it wait till in the morning? I can make it to the border....ummm....I mean I can have my hair done for the mug shot. The last three made me look homely.

[Honey]

No I bought it yesterday. I took the tags off one and hubby tried it on this morning and it didn't fit. I couldn't take that one back so I left it at home. But when I got to **** I exchanged the shirts to a bigger size. That's when I noticed that I wasn't charged enough money because I still had one at home.

[dream member]

off topic!

lol that's hilarious big john!! I remember one time I was sitting on the railing outside of wayne hall at JCJC...I lost my balance, flipped backward...I was hanging upside down...I looked like a gymnast! :) I was in a wedding at Sacred Heart...I knocked the flowers over...anyone who goes there knows the alter is wood...which meant everyone heard...with echo :) I always fall in front of people...I fell when I was jogging at JCJC too...I passed out after I gave blood...right in the bathroom doorway of the game room.

[Honey]

What is off topic Dream?

[dream member]

I was being a smart a$$...waiting to be called out on it! :)

[Honey]

Oh okay dear.

[dream member]

Yep!!!! :)

[dream member]

Ya know - come to think of it - most of my embarrassments involve falling in some way. I used to fall a lot when I played softball...I remember when I was pitching once and I hit the side of my leg and the ball ROLLED to the plate...ugh...ball 1! :)

[cubby 1]

I was being a smart a$$...waiting to be called out on it! :)

i would have called you on it, but i got beat to it.

[dream member]

i would have called you on it, but i got beat to it.

lol - it's cool...I figured it was coming! :) So what embarrassing moves have you made? Surely I have a friend I can ask! lol

[cubby 1]

lol - it's cool...I figured it was coming! :) So what embarrassing moves have you made? Surely I have a friend I can ask! lol

All you gotta do is go back to JCJC... find Sammy Barr, and ask him about an incident involving a pair of band uniform pants in Waco, TX.

[dream member]

All you gotta do is go back to JCJC... find Sammy Barr, and ask him about an incident involving a pair of band uniform pants in Waco, TX.

I'll be sure to call my friend back and see if she can get that particular info for me! :) What did you do?

[HarleyBarbie]

Senior year, 1992...Pep rally...I was on the dance team. I had been out rather late the evening before at a ball with my father and overslept. I hurried to get up and get ready. I put on my little top, my little skirt and my shoes. Didn't make it in time to go over our routine before the pep rally. I went straight to the gym and waited for our performance. I'm dancing my a$$ off, kicking, smiling the whole nine yards. Everyone is freaking out...the other girls the students. Laughing, shouting "oh my God"! Apparently, in my rush to get ready, I had forgotten to put on my little gold bloomers with the little black paw print on one cheek. Soooooooo, EVERYONE saw my little pink panties which stuck out like a sore thumb! There ya go, my embarrassing moment.

[cubby 1]

I'll be sure to call my friend back and see if she can get that particular info for me! :) What did you do?

Not posting that on here. If anybody was in band with me, they already know who I really am based on my previous post. Not gonna totally give away my identity.

[dream member]

LOL bloomers are a must HB! I bet the boys were watching you dance your a$$ off!!! :)

[dream member]

Not posting that on here. If anybody was in band with me, they already know who I really am based on my previous post. Not gonna totally give away my identity.

Good point...

[HarleyBarbie]

LOL bloomers are a must HB! I bet the boys were watching you dance your a$$ off!!! :)


A definite must!!! Oh yeah, they were watching for sure. One of my most embarrassing moments to date.:oops:

[No-Halo]

One of my worst moments had to have been when I was in the Womanless Beauty Pageant to raise funds for the Petal High Band....but that wasnt the embarrassing part.

Mrs Halo and Mrs Bassett spent an hour getting me ready for it, make-up, dress, wig and wonderbra. They decided it would be best to use water balloons for some haa-haas and I agreed to let them do it.

After getting all ready we left the house headed to the school, the entire trip I was praying we wouldnt be involved in a wreck, I could just see me trying to explain to my partners from work why I looked like I did.

We made it to the school without any problems and spent about 30 minutes getting our final orders for the ceremony. Finally we were ready to start and were told to line up and get ready to walk out on stage in front of the packed house.

Now for the really embarrassing part...

As we started walking out on stage low and behold my left water balloon decided to pop, they were rather large balloons as to add to the effect of a very chesty No-Halo and contained about a gallon each. All I had on underneath this very uncomfortable dress was my underwear and a pair of police boots which both got soaked. We had to parade around on stage, this was so exciting since now I had drenched drawers and a left boot full of water.

The band student who I was doing this for saw what had happened and rushed to my aid with a fresh new water balloon since I was looking all lop sided and saved the day.

The rest is history!! :smt103

[dream member]

I bet you were one ugly woman!!!!

[dream member]

Hey No-Halo...you can catch some johns on 42...just get dolled up for them. :)

[cubby 1]

Hey No-Halo...you can catch some johns on 42...just get dolled up for them. :)
careful, d, don't upset the one without a halo.

[dream member]

careful, d, don't upset the one without a halo.

You called me d...that's my thug street name...I'm the chick dressed like a john taking pics of nohalo...for blackmail purposes! :smt118

I wish he'd stop talking to me...I didn't offer! :)

[No-Halo]

Hey No-Halo...you can catch some johns on 42...just get dolled up for them. :)
Um no thank you, that was a one time performance!! :smt018

[cubby 1]

Um no thank you, that was a one time performance!! :smt018

yeah i was lucky enough to miss that performance. no need for a second one.

[dream member]

Um no thank you, that was a one time performance!! :smt018

Dang...I shouldn't have told...change wigs for next time! :)

[mac]

I've always been known by my family as an active sleeper-- I used to walk in my sleep some, and I still talk on occasion but it used to be bad. My mother used to go to church camp every year and volunteer in the kitchen. When I was 14, I was too old to go as a camper, and too young to go as a volunteer, so I just kinda hung around the whole week. I slept in the teachers' cabin with my mom and a couple dozen ladies from church. Well, the first or second night at camp, they swear that I sat straight up in the bed, screamed, "SH*T!" and then laid back down and continued sleeping. My mom laughed about it but I know she was embarrassed that I did it in front of all the church folks. (And I was embarrassed when she told me.)

[Chichiguita]

I was on a team of adult volunteers building a playground in a little community in the Dominican Republic. It was super hot that day and we were sweating our butts off. I was bending over, staining some wood for the swing set when one of the guys on the team came over to ask my some questions. Since we were on a tight schedule I continued to work as he talked. He moved over so I turned so I was facing him while I worked. I guessed the sun must have been in his eyes, because he move again and stood almost behind me. Naturally, I turned around again to face him...he had a "funny" look on his face and finally started laughing.

He told me he had been moving because the way I was bending over he could see down my shirt. :smt103 My tshirt had stretched because I was sweating so much--so I was basically flashing him...When he tried to be a gentleman and move--I followed him--like two or three times before he finally told me what was going on.

I'm a goober!

[HarleyBarbie]

There you are ChiChi...I have been waiting for you to come share your story...I thought it would be a hoot.

[dream member]

I was on a team of adult volunteers building a playground in a little community in the Dominican Republic. It was super hot that day and we were sweating our butts off. I was bending over, staining some wood for the swing set when one of the guys on the team came over to ask my some questions. Since we were on a tight schedule I continued to work as he talked. He moved over so I turned so I was facing him while I worked. I guessed the sun must have been in his eyes, because he move again and stood almost behind me. Naturally, I turned around again to face him...he had a "funny" look on his face and finally started laughing.

He told me he had been moving because the way I was bending over he could see down my shirt. :smt103 My tshirt had stretched because I was sweating so much--so I was basically flashing him...When he tried to be a gentleman and move--I followed him--like two or three times before he finally told me what was going on.

I'm a goober!

You showed your goodies! :smt118

[Green Tea]

There was this one time in band camp.......


:kekeke:

[No-Halo]

Hey ChiChi Halo Jr's wooden swingset/fort needs some repairs, you mind coming over saturday? :smt118

[Chichiguita]

You showed your goodies! :smt118


And showed em...and showed em....and showed em!!!!!


Now Circus Rider is showin em off in the mammeries thread...:smt009

[Chichiguita]

Oh--and did I mention it was a church group?

[dream member]

And showed em...and showed em....and showed em!!!!!


Now Circus Rider is showin em off in the mammeries thread...:smt009


Well with all due respect Chichi...those are no chi chi's that a dude would want to look at...first...shave the chest...second...take out the piercings! YIKES! lol

[virgo]

I bet you were one ugly woman!!!!

I believe he/she actually won the competition, if that tells you anything!

Um no thank you, that was a one time performance!! :smt018

Uh-huh. Sure. That's not what Mrs. Halo says. She has been wondering where all her panty hose went and why several of her high-heeled shoes are broke. She also mentioned something about several dresses that have gone MIA. Hmmmm. :kekeke:

[virgo]

By the way, did I mention the rumor that someone has pictures from that delightful night? :kekeke: :-D

[No-Halo]

By the way, did I mention the rumor that someone has pictures from that delightful night? :kekeke: :-D
You better hush or I'll come dance for you!!

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/No-Halo/Pretty.jpg

:smt118

[cubby 1]

By the way, did I mention the rumor that someone has pictures from that delightful night? :kekeke: :-D

believe it or not... my dad has pictures from that night.

[dream member]

You better hush or I'll come dance for you!!

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/No-Halo/Pretty.jpg

:smt118

I knew you'd be ugly.

[No-Halo]

believe it or not... my dad has pictures from that night.
Oh great....more blackmail payments!! :smt105

[cubby 1]

Oh great....more blackmail payments!! :smt105

hey it's been a few weeks since the last payment.... maybe its time for another one.

[HarleyBarbie]

By the way, did I mention the rumor that someone has pictures from that delightful night? :kekeke: :-D

Virgo, you've got all the goods on NoHalo! :kekeke:

[virgo]

Oh great....more blackmail payments!! :smt105

Speaking of which, I no longer want or need your hubbucks. I mean, what's $550,000 when you have $230 million, right? We'll have to figure something else out for me to keep my silence (and to keep me from digging through some old boxes of photos). :-D

[No-Halo]

Virgo, you've got all the goods on NoHalo! :kekeke:
Nothing to see here...move along. :smt103

[dream member]

Why did you let them put the crown on you to cover up the hair you had?

[No-Halo]

believe it or not... my dad has pictures from that night.
Your dad made me feel very uneasy that night, he kept undressing me with his eyes. :bowrofl:

[dream member]

Your dad made me feel very uneasy that night, he kept undressing me with his eyes. :bowrofl:


It made NoHalo feel like a natural woman...similiar to ES :)

Btw...off topic...there is a sign on 49 in Gulfport that says
U DRINK
U DRIVE

YOU LOSE...it's one of those giant ones that usually have the arrows telling you to move...people who don't use blinkers wouldn't know what that aarow means! :)

SORRY

[cubby 1]

Your dad made me feel very uneasy that night, he kept undressing me with his eyes. :bowrofl:

Doubt it... he don't like fake ta-ta's.:smt118

[dream member]

Doubt it... he don't like fake ta-ta's.:smt118

Didn't NoHalo say one popped?! :smt118 Fake ta-ta! :)

[JimmyJam]

Your dad made me feel very uneasy that night, he kept undressing me with his eyes. :bowrofl:

It's OK No Halo...I dressed you back up immediately! BTW Cubby, I sure could use a pic or 2 from that pageant. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[No-Halo]

On to the next embarrassing moment.... anyone anyone??

[TheCapitalist]

Pitched in little league baseball. I was going to get fancy and try that knuckle ball. It left my hand about half way thru the delivery and hit the backstop about 15ft above and behind the batter. Did i feel stupid.

Did anyone see the 5A Champ game? The guy #14 for South Panola was getting cocky and threw the ball down BEFORE he crossed the goal line. No score and other teams ball on the 1 yd line. On tv no less. what a goat. almost came back to bite them.

[Green Tea]

Ok I just thought of one. When I was 12, I learned to roller skate. We used to hang out at Hub City Roller Rink (anyone remember that place?...it used to be on 49N). Well I started skating (without falling down and running into things). I went round and round and round the rink. Then I decided to go faster and faster and faster and faster. The problem with that was no one told me how to slow down or stop. So I slowed down some and grabbed the handrails when I could. By doing so, I slung myself under the rails, across the floor and wound up under the benches. Needles to say, no one every asked me to couple skate with them. :kekeke:

[cubby 1]

It's OK No Halo...I dressed you back up immediately! BTW Cubby, I sure could use a pic or 2 from that pageant. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Let me do some digging in the archives... I'll bring it to your office.

[JimmyJam]

Let me do some digging in the archives... I'll bring it to your office.

You da man! Bring them by any time! :laugh: