The Art of the Blinker

[dream member]

What is so #*%^#*$&#*&$*^#%$#^ hard about using a #^#^@&^##&#&#& blinker?!?! It's a pretty easy concept...push down to go left, push up to go right. It comes in handy for not only the person behind you, but EVERYONE at the 4 way! How nice it would be to know that the person in front of you is about to turn...after slamming on the breaks...MINUS a blinker. There are commercials about speeding...what about the one about the blinker? :)

It's the stick on the left side of the steering column...for those who haven't found it yet. I will give free blinker using lessons to those in need...

http://www.danallan.com/creations/pictures/parallel-park/03_turn-signal.jpg

The blinker even makes a pretty flashing light for everyone around you to see...

http://www.dodgetalk.com/gallery/files/6/5/2/dvc00060.jpg
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~draperg/cartoons/jb/turn_signal.gif

(At least he used it! :smt118)

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Is that what that little wand is for? I thought it was for me to prop my elbow on while I put on my eyeliner!!!

[dream member]

I'll need you to sit in the front row of my class then Scarlett...pay attention! :)

[Honey]

Dream you gonna have to ask Scarlett to remove that hat. I can't see from here on the back row.

[HarleyBarbie]

The blinker even makes a pretty flashing light for everyone around you to see...

You failed to mention the very annoying noise that it makes for all those inside the vehicle to hear...lol

I use my blinker and also get highly aggravated with those that don't.

[dream member]

We have another seat at the front! :)

[dream member]

You failed to mention the very annoying noise that it makes for all those inside the vehicle to hear...lol

I use my blinker and also get highly aggravated with those that don't.

That's simple...you can avoid breaking one law (isn't using the blinker a law)...by breaking another...turn your music up! :smt118

[Honey]

No I'm good back here. I understand the blinker I just here for the eyeliner instructions.

[dream member]

Wrong class Honey!! :)

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Dream you gonna have to ask Scarlett to remove that hat. I can't see from here on the back row.

I'll take it off when Kitty gets me that black and gold Fedora (well, the hat, I guess):kekeke:

[HarleyBarbie]

That's simple...you can avoid breaking one law (isn't using the blinker a law)...by breaking another...turn your music up! :smt118


Yes, and I am sure that all of those in law enforcement that are here would appreciate your suggestion.:kekeke:

[dream member]

Yes, and I am sure that all of those in law enforcement that are here would appreciate your suggestion.:kekeke:

I see it this way...go with me here...loud music and you're on the tracks...that's your fault.

No blinker and you suck and should be on a bicycle! :-D

[HarleyBarbie]

No I'm good back here. I understand the blinker I just here for the eyeliner instructions.


That class is MWF on another thread.:smt023

[HarleyBarbie]

No blinker and you suck and should be on a bicycle! :-D

Or on foot...

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Orange is such a dull color, only good at Halloween. Don't you think they could have some better colors..........maybe pink blinkers??

[dream member]

Sweeeet!!! That's a great idea Scarlett...I'd love purple actually!!!

[Green Tea]

#$%&##$#$ People who don't check their blinker fluid! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/sp/84255.gif

[dream member]

#$%&##$#$ People who don't check their blinker fluid! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/sp/84255.gif

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I'll help you Green Tea! :)

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Can I pick some up at the blinker store?

[dream member]

Can I pick some up at the blinker store?

There isn't a blinker store...apparently the demand isn't big enough! :smt118

[Honey]

Well thanks a lot Green tea. You just helped confirm Hubby's suspicions.

[dream member]

Merging...this requires a blinker too...just because you're changing lanes doesn't mean the car your about to slam into knows this too. If I had ESP...I would have used my powers to let you know coming anywhere near me is dangerous enough! :)

MOVE B*TCH GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY...good song! :)

[Green Tea]

Well thanks a lot Green tea. You just helped confirm Hubby's suspensions.

:laugh:


Oh and thanks dream! I feel better now! :kekeke:

[dream member]

:laugh:


Oh and thanks dream! I feel better now! :kekeke:

No problem! :smt023

I must be a Blinker Extremist! :) lol

[Hermione]

We can send my sainted little mama to give blinker lessons. She likes to turn hers on waaayyy before she needs to turn. And one of them is stuck, and she can't hear the little noise, and . . . you get the picture. ;)

[dream member]

We can sent my sainted little mama to give blinker lessons. She likes to turn hers on waaayyy before she needs to turn. And one of them is stuck, and she can't hear the little noise, and . . . you get the picture. ;)

lol Refer to the 3rd picture in my original post...!! :smt118 :laugh:

That's pretty funny! :) When someone does that...I keep thinking the next street is the one...I just keep dreaming...! :)

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll....maybe we could change the beep, beep, beep, to music.......how bout..............To Every Season..............then it could be....Turn...Turn...Turn

[dream member]

LOL That's hilarious Scarlett! :) There is a season...it's taking you forever to turn turn turn...now the season is over....so turn turn turn.

I am notorious for changing lyrics! :)

[Honey]

Don't mind me. I'm just resting here on the back row doing some homework. I just came from another thread. Lord have mercy. I think I'll just sit here till the women put their clothes back on over there.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Hon.............................................ey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dream member]

lol, HB and I aren't in a secret club...we gotta keep it all hanging out! :)

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

I have found the blinker to be nothing but entertainment from way back... When me and my older brother were just little kids we had an older man in the neighborhood that would turn the wrong blinker on. Right to go let let to go right... From then on we would look for him and would make our mother follow him while he made his turns... He was a pretty cool man... I asked him why and he said it always confused him which way he should put it... Todays standards he would have been too old to drive...
Dreamie you are just wishing your car could turn into the evil machine and wipe this people out... Deep breaths... Maybe you should take yoga whenever that fitness center opens up... If it opens up...

[dream member]

lol - it'll never open up...I'm a PRIME EXAMPLE of serious road rage...hence my "extensive driving records" compliments of Biloxi PD :) I was just going with the flow! :) I'd like to have a lane marked for me only! lol Attempting to get into my lane could result in execution!

[Scarlett O'Hara]

I think I'll just get some signs and string them up in the back window. It's too hard to try to move that handle with my phone and mascera wand in that hand and my magnifying mirror and tweezers in the other.

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

lol - it'll never open up...I'm a PRIME EXAMPLE of serious road rage...hence my "extensive driving records" compliments of Biloxi PD :) I was just going with the flow! :) I'd like to have a lane marked for me only! lol Attempting to get into my lane could result in execution!
Multi-felon We are all probably on some law enforcements watch list due to our association with you... Probably let your puppy potty in the neighbors yard without a leash on too huh?:laugh:

[dream member]

I was at work...and I had to run into another room...anyway when I got back, one of the guys I work with said I was a wanted person (my boss needed to ask me something)....he did make sure to say "not by the cops"...my reply "this time" :)

I am officially a criminal...you're all going down with me! :)

[dream member]

I think I'll just get some signs and string them up in the back window. It's too hard to try to move that handle with my phone and mascera wand in that hand and my magnifying mirror and tweezers in the other.

Dang...how do you manage talking on the cell and eating too!?! :smt118 lol

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Can't eat and put on my lips, dear.................some things just have to wait.

[dream member]

I saw on a commercial that people try to change clothes while driving...this is unacceptable and I'm going to have to forbid it! The line stops there! :)

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

I think I'll just get some signs and string them up in the back window. It's too hard to try to move that handle with my phone and mascera wand in that hand and my magnifying mirror and tweezers in the other.
People behind you ought to be able to figure out which way you are turning just by seeing which way you are looking... Sheesh this isn't rocket propulsion for goodness sakes...

[dream member]

I've tried repping HB and DTS tonight...I gotta spread some around first! lol DTS that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Clueless - "you just missed that stop sign" "i totally paused"

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

I saw on a commercial that people try to change clothes while driving...this is unacceptable and I'm going to have to forbid it! The line stops there! :)
Hmmm good thing my youth was before your time as the blinker nazi...
I aint gonna try and explain what we did going down 49 towards Brooklyn...
In a volkswagon beetle at that...
:clap: You just don't know how to appreciate life Dreamer1... Get off the highway... Go swimming in your underwear then realize you need dry undies and dive down the highway with your drawers hanging on the mirror...
:ohnoes: The good old days??? You bet!!!

[dream member]

lol - I'm going to have to pass on the swimming in underwear thing DTS...it was a good idea though :)

[Green Tea]

Sometimes when I drive, I curse people out for bad driving and don't even realize I'm doing it. lol My mother was in the car with me once and I did this without realizing. She said *GASP* "GREEN TEA!" I said, "huh?" :laugh:

I'm not rolling down the windows and screaming. Just mumbling. lol

[dream member]

I cuss at everyone too...anyone in the car with me know what I think of the drivers around me...my hubby to be likes to drive :)

[Green Tea]

I cuss at everyone too...anyone in the car with me know what I think of the drivers around me...my hubby to be likes to drive :)


:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: OMG! That cracked me up!

[Conveyor Belt]

What's that Clickin' noise?

[dream member]

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: OMG! That cracked me up!

Sometimes it's fun to sit on the passenger side of my man's ride...I get to yell at people from the side! :) I don't have to keep my eyes on the road! lol

[dream member]

What's that Clickin' noise?

The card you stuck in the spokes of your bicycle...

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

lol - I'm going to have to pass on the swimming in underwear thing DTS...it was a good idea though :)
It happened to me in the 9th or 10th grade I think... Picture three guys in a pickup truck driving up 49 naked from the waist down...

[dream member]

It happened to me in the 9th or 10th grade I think... Picture three guys in a pickup truck driving up 49 naked from the waist down...

lol...I don't ride with my chicks naked...that must be just a guy thing...btw check out the pic in my profile...that stick is my intimidation for bad drivers! lol

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Yeah we were pretty stupid... We had those blooming two a day practices for football and the creek was calling us to come and cool off... We only wore our underwear in case someone drove up... Then when we realized coach would know we were swimming we did what we had to do... We were just supposed to hang around the field house and cool it... Hmmph...