Come sit on Santa's lap and tell me what you really want for Christmas.

[ynotme297]

Well gang, here is your last chance to tell ole santa what you want and don't say " World peace". I've had a couple of toddies and I'm ready to go so don't be shy. Have a seat.:smt023:smt111

[dream member]

The end of animal abuse...Santa...I want to beat the hell out of people who hurt animals! :)

[ynotme297]

you holdem I'll beatem. Santa may have had one too many toddies. I misspelled the word "on" in the header.

[fuzzis]

Let me make myself comfy, Santa.

Oh, look at this lovely beard you have Santa. You've got such sparkly eyes.

Santa, I can think of a million things I'd like, but let's talk about you right now, Santa. What can I do for you Santa? Hmmmmmmm?

[ynotme297]

We can just talk about the first thing that pops up.:bowrofl:

[CircusRide]

Uhhhh, Santa.......Please tell me that's a candy cane in your pocket.

[ynotme297]

hmmmmmm maybe, maybe not, but at my age, it prolly is. sigh!!!!!! I'm in the prime of my life, I always need priming. ar ar ar

[ynotme297]

Hey ladies, ole Santa is runnin a special this Christmas. If you have been really good, you get a giant box of candy. If you have been bad, it kinda depends on how bad you have been, it could range anywhere from diamond ring to NEW CAR via the car sales guy. hurry up, this offer may not last long. Be the first in line and get to slide down the chute into the fluffy foam stuff like on "The Christmas Story" ho ho ho

[fuzzis]

hmmmmmm maybe, maybe not, but at my age, it prolly is. sigh!!!!!! I'm in the prime of my life, I always need priming. ar ar ar

Oh Santa, you're such a silly man! I just love you! Come here and let me kiss that cheek. :lovers2:

I've been thinking about what I might want Santa, and I think maybe you could put one of these (http://www.goantiques.com/detail,antique-vintage-diamond,1547163.html) in my stocking.

:lovers2:

[ynotme297]

you must have been really bad.:attack:

[fuzzis]

you must have been really bad.:attack:

Well, if you lean closer, I'll whisper the details in your ear. :kekeke:

[ynotme297]

:oops::oops::oops:

[amanda]

Hey ladies, ole Santa is runnin a special this Christmas. If you have been really good, you get a giant box of candy. If you have been bad, it kinda depends on how bad you have been, it could range anywhere from diamond ring to NEW CAR via the car sales guy. hurry up, this offer may not last long. Be the first in line and get to slide down the chute into the fluffy foam stuff like on "The Christmas Story" ho ho ho


Santa, I've been very naughty. :smt118 And I can be even more naughty.....:-D

[Honey]

Dang, just where is that sewing thread?

[fuzzis]

:oops::oops::oops:

Oh and that's not all Santa. There was also the...:attack:

[ynotme297]

Man I'm lovin this. I hope some dude doesn't come in here and spoil it. I LOVE THE LADIES. yes yes yes yes

[amanda]

Hey Santa....lookie here.....:hitit:

[Ted]

Dang, just where is that sewing thread?Hmmmmm - - from the looks of things it must be in the Casino. :-D heh heh heh

[LipsofanAngel]

Santa baby- how bouts some Coach purses and some Louis V luggage? ;) And a Rolex. Or even the Seiko Courtora collection would do...

[carsalesguy]

i'm not touching this with a 10 foot pole. however, i would like to know when you will be comming to pick up the new sleds-

[amanda]

Santa, baby, slide over here a minute....I gotta secret to tell ya'. :smt058

[ynotme297]

Drooling, you got it kid, I mean, you really got it. yea How about a mink lined see through teddy? hmmmmmm?

[amanda]

Drooling, you got it kid, I mean, you really got it. yea How about a mink lined see through teddy? hmmmmmm?

That's a start. :) I'll work a little harder at being naughty and I bet I can manage some slippers with it. :smt118

[rileysmom]

Hey Santa, just how naughty must I be to get one of those diamond rings? :evil: Maybe some diamond earrings to go with it??? :-D

[Butterball]

Santa, I've been very naughty. :smt118 And I can be even more naughty.....:-D

Hey Santa....lookie here.....:hitit:

Santa, baby, slide over here a minute....I gotta secret to tell ya'. :smt058

That's a start. :) I'll work a little harder at being naughty and I bet I can manage some slippers with it. :smt118


Dang --- I think I'll grow a beard if that's what it takes to get this kind of reaction :evil:



From what I read yesterday, we got lots of "blue balls" around this house

[CircusRide]

Ya'll can keep the gifts. I've leaving with Santa's helper.
http://static.zoovy.com/img/summitfashions/W304-H610-Bffffff/naughtysantaset_6636_1.jpg

[amanda]

Ya'll can keep the gifts. I've leaving with Santa's helper.
http://static.zoovy.com/img/summitfashions/W304-H610-Bffffff/naughtysantaset_6636_1.jpg

Hey! I didn't say you could post my picture for the whole world to see. :laugh:

[ynotme297]

Looks like Santa is gonna be very busy. Now where did I put the viagra oops I mean jelly beans.

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

The end of animal abuse...Santa...I want to beat the hell out of people who hurt animals! :)
Oh geez... Please nobody tell her about me spanking this monkey... She has a stick ya'll please don't tell her... Oh man... I have choked a chicken too... Rung the sucker's neck......
It wasn't me Dreamer, I swear...:ohnoes:

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

We can just talk about the first thing that pops up.:bowrofl:
Santa, Fuzzis is whispering to others on here that it was a short conversation...:kekeke: Seems as if she has been the wrong kind of naughty to me...:smt103

[dream member]

lol this is now just getting funny....and scary!!!

[ComputerDude]

These might be needed if this thread continues on the way it's been going.
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9329/315xz8x159laa2805f6dbeaqb0.jpg (http://imageshack.us) http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5742/qcltowels5f791ecqm5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[fuzzis]

Santa, Fuzzis is whispering to others on here that it was a short conversation...:kekeke: Seems as if she has been the wrong kind of naughty to me...:smt103

I would NEVER say that about Santa. NEVER. And even if it was a short conversation, Santa has excellent compensation skills. :smt103 :attack:

[dream member]

I was thinking about a bag CD

[dream member]

santa...i need new eyes some things taken from my memory and a stronger stomach

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

santa...i need new eyes some things taken from my memory and a stronger stomach
Ok spill it... The new eyes I assume are needing corrections to see better?
Things taken from your memory?? You have never dated me :laugh:so your life can't be that bad????:smt103
As for the stomach? You can't eat the foods you want or you want to be able to see horrible things like blood and gutses???

[Conveyor Belt]

After hours, please...

[dream member]

Ok spill it... The new eyes I assume are needing corrections to see better?
Things taken from your memory?? You have never dated me :laugh:so your life can't be that bad????:smt103
As for the stomach? You can't eat the foods you want or you want to be able to see horrible things like blood and gutses???

blood and guts...thats easy.....

[fuzzis]

Is this you, Santa (http://www.myspace.com/BikerClaus)? :smt118 (I made the naughty list :clap:)

[dollfus46]

Santa, I've been very naughty. :smt118 And I can be even more naughty.....:-D
Checking my Saving and Checking Accounts, trying to figure out how much naughty I can afford.;) I could have afforded the pear/diamond ring but probably couldn't have lived through the naughty to get a good return on my investment.:kekeke: I'd prolly have dropped dead after she's worked off $500.

[ynotme297]

Sorry boys and LADIES, ole Santa has been really busy for the last couple of days. I have been checking my list (and a few p.m's) and boy do I have my work cut out for me. All you special ladies out there, you know who you are, will be getting something really great this year. Been keeping the little helpers busy bringing me egg nog and cookies. By the way, where can Santa get some towels like the ones in the previous posts, and maybe a helper too,WOW Well snuggle up to someone, put another log on the fire and wait. Won't be long now. Ho Ho Ho ya'll

[fuzzis]

Sorry boys and LADIES, ole Santa has been really busy for the last couple of days. I have been checking my list (and a few p.m's) and boy do I have my work cut out for me. All you special ladies out there, you know who you are, will be getting something really great this year. Been keeping the little helpers busy bringing me egg nog and cookies. By the way, where can Santa get some towels like the ones in the previous posts, and maybe a helper too,WOW Well snuggle up to someone, put another log on the fire and wait. Won't be long now. Ho Ho Ho ya'll

I love you Santa. See you for an early this coming week. :-D

[Fish-Bait]

I want one of those Glock .40 cals. and a holster, that unfortunately I have to purchase along with the other 3 grand and countless man hours I have spent!!!!! luv ya' pappy!

and.....Merry Christmas!!!

[amanda]

Hey, Santa, have I been goooooood???? I'm looking for sparkles under the tree.

[ynotme297]

Hey, Santa, have I been goooooood???? I'm looking for sparkles under the tree.

If Butterball has got any smarts, he will make sure ole Santa brings some. Hey now remember, 21 inch rims under the tree with all those lights flashing will sparkle. Gotta be sure Santa knows what you mean. :laugh::laugh:

[amanda]

If Butterball has got any smarts, he will make sure ole Santa brings some. Hey now remember, 21 inch rims under the tree with all those lights flashing will sparkle. Gotta be sure Santa knows what you mean. :laugh::laugh:


I'd pass on anything sparkley if you just put Butterball under the tree. :( That's all I need for Christmas.

[norvil1]

a new milling machine

[ynotme297]

a new milling machine

DAMN SON, you don't want much do you? Would you like that in a 3 or 4 jawed chuck? Green or Battle ship Grey? How much do you want to swing on it? How about an auto screw feed too? Coolant tank and chuck light? Multi die head also?

[norvil1]

actually i would prefer a tormach cnc 4 axis

[norvil1]

the only thing sparklies are good for is to dress the stone on my surface grinder.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

I would like a couple of money trees!!!

[ynotme297]

How bout this year, everybody give Santa something. Lets see;) what do I want?

[amanda]

How bout this year, everybody give Santa something. Lets see;) what do I want?

Hold on, Santa, let me sit on your lap and you can tell me what you would like. :smt118

[dream member]

lol I can't comment...itd be mean

[ynotme297]

Hold on, Santa, let me sit on your lap and you can tell me what you would like. :smt118

:ohnoes: well, uh,:oops:,uh, heck you got me all cornfused.

[amanda]

:ohnoes: well, uh,:oops:,uh, heck you got me all cornfused.


ahhh...come on now...let me rub your back a minute and see if it helps you remember. hmmmm....how's that Santa....want me to snuggle a little closer.....there now....what did you say you wanted. :-D

[ynotme297]

oops:oops: