Which beverage should I choose...

[Chichiguita]

In a minute I will tell you a story. It is a story of rage and violent, terrorizing anger.


...Mamma anger (if that helps you understand)...


However--the anger is still so pitched, that I believe a beverage may be in order.

Soooo...I have some gin, triple sec, coconut rum, and some eggnog. I'm saving the mango wine for something special....


suggestions? anyone? anyone????

[EricStratton]

sounds like you've had a bad day... Here's a recipe for you....

1) Throw away triple sec, coconut rum, eggnog, and wine....

2) pour gin in a glass.....or not

3) drink the gin.....quickly

[58ford]

My usual suggestion when advising a female about the choice of libations is, "Whatever gets your clothes off quickest."

[Chichiguita]

dare me????????;)

[ruckus]

Indulge not in the nectar of rage that is Joe Cuervo. Reap not the fruit of the Vine of Belligerence called Jaegermeister. For they are the sewers of felonious behavior. Take in the purifying water of gin mixed with juice. Let The Captain grace thy lips, but only in moderate amounts shall thy knowest The Captain of Morgan. These are the bringers of peace and shall dance in your mind with soothing music and ye shall then know of harmony and the righteousness it doth bring.

[Chichiguita]

Sputter, sputter, choke, cough....gasp!

holy snikeys, batman! I don't think I have any cilia left in my throat!!!!

[Chichiguita]

Indulge not in the nectar of rage that is Joe Cuervo. Reap not the fruit of the Vine of Belligerence called Jaegermeister. For they are the sewers of felonious behavior. Take in the purifying water of gin mixed with juice. Let The Captain grace thy lips, but only in moderate amounts shall thy knowest The Captain of Morgan. These are the bringers of peace and shall dance in your mind with soothing music and ye shall then know of harmony and the righteousness it doth bring.


Oh--most righteous one--I thank thee for thy guidance...

[Chichiguita]

Now I better post what I'm po'ed about while I can still spell...

[ruckus]

My usual suggestion when advising a female about the choice of libations is, "Whatever gets your clothes off quickest."

Best advice available.

[Chichiguita]

My usual suggestion when advising a female about the choice of libations is, "Whatever gets your clothes off quickest."


...I'd just be sittin' here nakkid and pissed....don't know what that would solve...:-D

[Ted]

...I'd just be sittin' here nakkid and pissed....don't know what that would solve...:-DTry it and see!! :laugh:

[virgo]

What happened Chichi?

[ruckus]

This thread is great. She should post the bad news in another thread. :-D

[LipsofanAngel]

sounds like you've had a bad day... Here's a recipe for you....

1) Throw away triple sec, coconut rum, eggnog, and wine....

2) pour gin in a glass.....or not

3) drink the gin.....quickly

based on your options... go with ES's advice.

My usual suggestion when advising a female about the choice of libations is, "Whatever gets your clothes off quickest."
tequila... always- tequila.

[Chichiguita]

This thread is great. She should post the bad news in another thread. :-D

That's just what I did!!!

see: Holiday Rage...and don't judge!:-D

[ruckus]

I only judge when I'm...well...okay. I judge a lot. But not you, sweety.

[Chichiguita]

What happened Chichi?


Some UPS guy tried to cut his time short and spoiled my baby's Christmas surprise!!!!

First I cried (I hid--he didn't see me)

Then I cussed a while (under my breath) and started the laundry, fed the dog, put away all the stuff and cleaned out the car...

Then I posted my first thread back home (which was supposed to be a very poetic and sappy tribute to my new home here in Hattiesburg--instead it is ripe with holiday dispair...)

Then I took Eric Stratton's advise (I would not recommend this to others, by the way:-D)...although--the longer I sit here--the more I understand his wisdom...

After regaining my air supply--I explained the source of my woe (in a seperate thread)...

Now I'm back here, for suggestions on the second drink...:-D

[Chichiguita]

based on your options... go with ES's advice.


tequila... always- tequila.


Alas--Jose' has eluded me tonight...

[mac]

...I'd just be sittin' here nakkid and pissed....don't know what that would solve...:-D

That's when one of the guys offers to come over and lend you his ear. Or anything else you might need to borrow.

[ruckus]

Jose is the sewer of discord. The fallen angel of holy waters.

[Chichiguita]

Mac!!!! You never hesitate to make me laugh, snort, and spit whatever I am drinking!

[Chichiguita]

Dangit--I misspelled nekkid...

[CircusRide]

Gin'll get you naked quick! Watch out.

[CircusRide]

Question........I thought you were going to live with the Amish. You fall off the carriage?

[EricStratton]

Y'all know why Hitler didn't drink tequila?

[LipsofanAngel]

Y'all know why Hitler didn't drink tequila?
he felt weird "saluting" himself???

[EricStratton]

he felt weird "saluting" himself???

Come on! I tell this joke everytime someone mentions tequila....don't you listen to me Lips? This is the problem with our relationship.......

[LipsofanAngel]

Come on! I tell this joke everytime someone mentions tequila....don't you listen to me Lips? This is the problem with our relationship.......
huh, darling- did you say something? I didn't hear you.

[CircusRide]

I'm all for tequila shots!

[EricStratton]

huh, darling- did you say something? I didn't hear you.

One more time....


Hitler didn't drink tequila because..............IT MADE HIM MEAN!

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Try it and see!! :laugh:
Yes and fire up the webcam... This way we will know your pain first hand... Why we could almost feel your pain...:kekeke:

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Try it and see!! :laugh:

One more time....


Hitler didn't drink tequila because..............IT MADE HIM MEAN!
Thanks ES... As a fairly newbie to these posts I have yet to run across your hitler/tequila references and was in your posts about to look back at all of them til I found it!!!

[Chichiguita]

[quote=CircusRide;422037]Question........I thought you were going to live with the Amish. You fall off the carriage?[/quot

...already "lived" with em...learned a lot...really! I count it all Grace (=undeserved favor)


Now-- "Grace" -- has prescribed a different sort of life....and learning....


I am endlessly grateful for where I am....my deepest wish would be to share my days with the folks in the Dominican Republic...I have faith (certainty of things unseen....) that this is the most fortunate place for me at this time...

[Chichiguita]

Gin'll get you naked quick! Watch out.


Not yet....

[Chichiguita]

Yes and fire up the webcam... This way we will know your pain first hand... Why we could almost feel your pain...:kekeke:



...so, so naughty....

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

...so, so naughty....
Naughty? Naughty??? Girl you have cut me to the quick... Isn't it obvious we were only concerned about you and your state of mind???
Why the thought of you nekkid in front of a web cam never even crossed my mind... Why if I could be I would be insulted!!!:-D

[Chichiguita]

Naughty? Naughty??? Girl you have cut me to the quick... Isn't it obvious we were only concerned about you and your state of mind???
Why the thought of you nekkid in front of a web cam never even crossed my mind... Why if I could be I would be insulted!!!:-D
sorry-----

[carsalesguy]

ooooooo- 2 things:

1) head over tho chicks place pronto
2) get a bottle of tequila for tomorrow0-

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

sorry-----
Apology accepted... And since we have established my viewing your web cam would be strictly for ... looking after your best interests... so please... fire it up...:smt118
Of course you realize my brain is my center of reason... However my sex drive is handled elsewhere:evil::attack:...

[Chichiguita]

Apology accepted... And since we have established my viewing your web cam would be strictly for ... looking after your best interests... so please... fire it up...:smt118
Of course you realize my brain is my center of reason... However my sex drive is handled elsewhere:evil::attack:...
---all the more reason for me to "leave things" to your "better awareness...keep in mind--I am an old lady with a young spirit....Knock yourself out, punkin''...as for me---I'm gonna sit here in my terry bathrobe and watch matlock....

[carsalesguy]

---all the more reason for me to "leave things" to your "better awareness...keep in mind--I am an old lady with a young spirit....Knock yourself out, punkin''...as for me---I'm gonna sit here in my terry bathrobe and watch matlock....

is your apartment the one with the guitar box outside the door? i'm commin up-

[amanda]

Now I'm back here, for suggestions on the second drink...:-D

I'd say go with what is working. :smt118

Apology accepted... And since we have established my viewing your web cam would be strictly for ... looking after your best interests... so please... fire it up...:smt118
Of course you realize my brain is my center of reason... However my sex drive is handled elsewhere:evil::attack:...


uuhhhh....you know that can cause callouses. :-D

[Chichiguita]

"closer, closer--"
...said the spider to the fly.....

[Chichiguita]

why won't this thing let me "thank" amandah!!????

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

why won't this thing let me "thank" amandah!!????Cause it knows you have been drinking and that you are not in your right mind... Wherever your right mind might be is beyond the abilities of those present...:bowrofl:

[wilebill]

I wish I'd thought of it sooner, I'd have invited you to come over and whiff contact cement fumes with me.

Maybe next time.

[amanda]

It may be in Aaron's best interest to develop an "on-line" breathalizer to keep those of us who like to partake on a regular basis, then post, out of trouble. :kekeke:

[carsalesguy]

I wish I'd thought of it sooner, I'd have invited you to come over and whiff contact cement fumes with me.

Maybe next time.

damnit- you can email me in advance-

geez-

[Chichiguita]

Friends don't let friends post drunk...

[amanda]

Friends don't let friends post drunk...

Around here friends encourage friends to post drunk. :ohnoes: Keeps ya' off the road. :laugh:

[Chichiguita]

Around here friends encourage friends to post drunk. :ohnoes: Keeps ya' off the road. :laugh:
No intention of that!!!!!!

[amanda]

No intention of that!!!!!!

LOL! Then pour yourself another one. I've just refreshed my wine. :smt023

[wilebill]

damnit- you can email me in advance-

geez-I think I got dain bramage.

[amanda]

I think I got dain bramage.

Just like a man....didn't read the side of the can that said "Use In WELL Ventulated places"? :smt102 Hmhmhm....where is Mrs. Coyote?

[Chichiguita]

Just re-read this thread:bowrofl:

We are a funny group of people---you know that???