View Full Version : Wisconsin Man Charged With Stealing $20 From Sleeping Toddler's Piggy Bank
mybabysmomma
01-04-2008, 03:43 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,320345,00.html
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A 30-year-old man has been charged with sneaking into the bedroom of a sleeping 2-year-old and stealing $20 from her piggy bank.
WHAT a CHUMP!!! He just has "Dirt bag" written all over his face.
rileysmom
01-04-2008, 04:06 PM
What a horrible thing to do!! Especially to a toddler!!!! :smt009
virgo
01-04-2008, 07:05 PM
What a sorry SOB. :(
Blockhead
01-04-2008, 11:05 PM
Two kneecaps, one tire tool, and a lesson learned. Our legal system really should explore some of these really simple, yet effective, methods of rehabilitation.
Booshay
01-04-2008, 11:44 PM
Two kneecaps, one tire tool, and a lesson learned. Our legal system really should explore some of these really simple, yet effective, methods of rehabilitation.Aw come on, theres no imagination with that...I'm sure you can do better. Hmmm, let me see. How about we tie the scum bag to a tree, take a razor blade and cut 1" long little cuts all over him. Pour honey on him to attract the ants and bugs. After about an hour or so of fireant bites, dip him in rubbing alcohol. Then follow that up by dragging him down a washboard dirt road behind a mufflerless out of tune pickup truck going 40 mph until theres nothing left but the rope. Just a suggestion.
Blockhead
01-05-2008, 12:57 AM
Well, I could have gotten creative with the dungpile, but he didn't really warrant the effort.
If I had said we could use the tire tool to pop his kneecaps off like hubcaps, would that have been better? I suppose that could be more fun. And what good is justice if it's not fun, right?
Conveyor Belt
01-05-2008, 12:58 AM
Aw come on, theres no imagination with that...I'm sure you can do better. Hmmm, let me see. How about we tie the scum bag to a tree, take a razor blade and cut 1" long little cuts all over him. Pour honey on him to attract the ants and bugs. After about an hour or so of fireant bites, dip him in rubbing alcohol. Then follow that up by dragging him down a washboard dirt road behind a mufflerless out of tune pickup truck going 40 mph until theres nothing left but the rope. Just a suggestion.
40MPH? Oh, you have to go MUCH slower than that for a good dragging. The faster you go, the faster it's over. Idle speed or slower is good. Let the road do the work.
Booshay
01-05-2008, 01:06 AM
lol @ let the road do the work...good point.
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