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Conveyor Belt
01-10-2008, 10:56 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

10 seconds? C'mon, now... I'll believe it when I see it...

Dixie Tree Slayer
01-10-2008, 11:03 PM
Headed to the site to check it out...

Conveyor Belt
01-10-2008, 11:05 PM
http://www.vortexvibrations.com/home.html

NSFW... there you go...

Dixie Tree Slayer
01-10-2008, 11:06 PM
LOL
Check it out... they even have video!!!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11434 is the site
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11434#videos is the link to the video
Bout to watch the video now!!!:evil:

CircusRide
01-10-2008, 11:07 PM
That damn Mrs. Drysdale! Mr. Drysdale will have Clampett money now.

Conveyor Belt
01-10-2008, 11:11 PM
LOL
Check it out... they even have video!!!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11434 is the site
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11434#videos is the link to the video
Bout to watch the video now!!!:evil:

The review is priceless. LMAO!

Dixie Tree Slayer
01-10-2008, 11:12 PM
Not an expert mind you but it would have to get it all done in a few seconds... Otherwise the wind passing over her will both make her cold and also dry her out... Anybody gonna get one and review it for the nice people here on MH?? Come on some one get one so the rest will know whether to get one or not...

onlyme
01-11-2008, 08:56 AM
Puts the fun back in housework :-D

JMC
01-11-2008, 08:59 AM
Can't believe it took this long for someone to come up with it.

CircusRide
01-11-2008, 09:32 AM
This sucks!

Kitty
01-11-2008, 10:18 AM
First the vacuum cleaner, next the washing machine.

CircusRide
01-11-2008, 11:43 AM
First the vacuum cleaner, next the washing machine.

I'm hoping the lawn mower and weed eater are next! I'll never have to cut the yard again!