Paris Hilton: Britney's a "great mother"

[Kitty]

Paris wishes everyone would leave her friend Britney alone (http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=293962&gt1=7703).

:smt105

[phmom]

:bash:

[firefly]

What a JOKE!!! Like Paris would know what a "good" Mother or anything else is! She can't come down from her pedestal long enough to even know what the "Real World" is! She must be "buzzing in the ozones " with her friend Britney! Wonder what they're smokin'???

[missmandiemoo]

Well now if Paris says it, it MUST be true! Good grief!

[damnyank]

Wonder what they're smokin'???

That was my first thought also!!!:bowrofl::bowrofl:

[dollfus46]

What a JOKE!!! Like Paris would know what a "good" Mother or anything else is! She can't come down from her pedestal long enough to even know what the "Real World" is! She must be "buzzing in the ozones " with her friend Britney! Wonder what they're smokin'???
I was thinking the same thing firefly. Talk about an example of the blind leading the blind!!:bowrofl:

[Fish-Bait]

:clap:

[dollfus46]

Well now if Paris says it, it MUST be true! Good grief!
Hiya Mandie. Yep Paris has credibility with me. Lessee, she found Jesus but can't talk about a passage from the Bible. What inspired her to accept Jesus? Had to be some scripture? What church does she go to? Who's her pastor? I'd bet a gold guinea she's the one who led Michael Vick to Jesus.:smt105 This is one shallow woman.

[Fish-Bait]

Hiya Mandie. Yep Paris has credibility with me. Lessee, she found Jesus but can't talk about a passage from the Bible. What inspired her to accept Jesus? Had to be some scripture? What church does she go to? Who's her pastor? I'd bet a gold guinea she's the one who led Michael Vick to Jesus.:smt105 This is one shallow woman.

dollfuss...paris is Hot and she has mega millions.:clap:

[ComputerDude]

dollfuss...paris is Hot and she has mega millions.:clap:And has been plowed more times the cotton fields on Harrington Road have.

[rileysmom]

And has been plowed more times the cotton fields on Harrington Road have.

:laugh::laugh:

[Fish-Bait]

And has been plowed more times the cotton fields on Harrington Road have.

They just cleared those fields before you moved here. So let's see...maybe 10 times????:smt102:kekeke: Now matter how you look at it....She is HOT!!!! Now, she's not Jessica Simpson Hotness....she's trashy hottness.:smt023

[ComputerDude]

They just cleared those fields before you moved here. So let's see...maybe 10 times????:smt102:kekeke:
Thank you Mr. Fact Checker. Sheesh! :smt009

:bowrofl:

Obligatory.
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4760/tears080607468x55572e92yb1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Cuz, you know. It was friggin' HILARIOUS!

Jessica Simpson??
Mmmmmmmmmmm!!

[Fish-Bait]

She's fragile CD......just a little fragile that's all.

[ComputerDude]

She's fragile CD......just a little fragile that's all.
:laugh::laugh:
In that case, I wonder what the weight requirement is to ride her.
DOH!
I didn't say that.

[Fish-Bait]

:laugh::laugh:
In that case, I wonder what the weight requirement is to ride her.
DOH!
I didn't say that.

See there....the trashyness is comin' out in you!:-D

[dollfus46]

dollfuss...paris is Hot and she has mega millions.:clap:

Thar you go, Fishbait, assuming again. I never said I wouldn't marry her!!:smt118

[dollfus46]

They just cleared those fields before you moved here. So let's see...maybe 10 times????:smt102:kekeke: Now matter how you look at it....She is HOT!!!! Now, she's not Jessica Simpson Hotness....she's trashy hottness.:smt023
I think she's got less IQ than Jessica though, and I doubt Jessica's IQ even makes it to double digits. I can add up her IQ and never have to take my shoes and sox off.

[ComputerDude]

I think she's got less IQ than Jessica though, and I doubt Jessica's IQ even makes it to double digits. I can add up her IQ and never have to take my shoes and sox off.
:laugh::laugh:

Her problem is she doesn't really have any talent, but she has the money to buy her way into any venture she feels like taking on at the moment. I loved it when a few months ago, grandpa Hilton cut her butt out of his will. She's already got more money then she's worth.

[ComputerDude]

But she is pretty hot.

[mi_nombre_es]

Paris giving Britney a declaration about being a good mother is the same as:

Jesse Jackson giving K-Fed an endorsement about being a proud brother of the rap community.