Free Superbowl hubbucks....

[virgo]

Good morning, fellow MHers :)

So here is the deal. Today is Jan. 30 and we currently have 23,912 posts on MH. Last month, MH had 25,328 posts.

Vbookie will pay out if there are more posts made for the month of January than there were for December. That means that we have two days to get 1,416 posts.


There is a maximum bet of $5 million. These are 1:1 odds, so if you bet $5 million, you will win $10 million, etc.

This is a great way for you to earn some extra hubbucks for the Superbowl. I will be putting that vbookie event up shortly.

* As an additional incentive, I will personally pay out $3 million in hubbucks for whoever makes the most posts from now until midnight on Jan. 31. In order for you to participate in this contest, you must respond to this thread and tell me how many posts you currently have. (That is the only way I will be able to tell). No cheating or editing posts.

Good luck!

[Butterball]

Hey, money lady, I have 4,065 right now and I amy wager a few of my bucks...........:ohnoes:

[virgo]

I currently have 9,920 posts.

[Honey]

I have 4825.

[fuzzis]

16,182 :smt103

[Butterball]

Dang, Fuz.......

[virgo]

Also, if you want to participate in my contest (in which I will pay out $3 million hubbucks) you must indicate that you want to participate by posting your current post count by
5 p.m. CT on Jan. 30, 2008.

Thanks for playing!!

[fuzzis]

Dang, Fuz.......

I know. :smt086

[Butterball]

Seems to me that Fuz has been 'real chatty' in the past :laugh:

[citygirl]

I have 1828, this will make 1829.

[Honey]

I really needed to get to work today. But I can't pass on free money. I'll play. I told Scarlett too.

[virgo]

I know. :smt086

Hey! I am hoping to join the 10,000 and above club by the end of the day today! :) :clap:

[Butterball]

Hey! I am hoping to join the 10,000 and above club by the end of the day today! :) :clap:

Oh, you will virgo - - - -

just by answering posts on this thread :woohoo:

[Kitty]

I'm in, with 3,402 posts.

[phmom]

I want to play!!!! But don't laugh, I only have 28 posts. Don't worry, I'll work on it!

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Uh I'm in !!!
I have let me see???
IT looks like I have 40 posts!!!

[Butterball]

Uh I'm in !!!
I have let me see???
IT looks like I have 40 posts!!!

Now that's a thinking man!!! :-D

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Ok ok ok !!!
Get your underwear unbunched!!! IT was 1266 but I doubt I got a chance of beating Honey...
Gotta read again and see what the max is...

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Now that's a thinking man!!! :-D
Well she didn't say I had to be entirely honest about it... And I am sure I am not the first man to lie to her:laugh::laugh:

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Hey BB...
Think I am gonna go in and place a wager...

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Where is my honey at anyway?

[Butterball]

Well she didn't say I had to be entirely honest about it... And I am sure I am not the first man to lie to her:laugh::laugh:

Hey BB...
Think I am gonna go in and place a wager...

DTS you have a little while to do it and each time you make a post you earn a few more bucks to use on your bet...........uh, wait a minute here.........

dang, you're an old 'moneybags', too....... Shooot mannnn, bet the Bank :smt118

[Scarlett O'Hara]

I have 3565 posts...............and somehow it bet my money twice....sorry!
Will have to get back ya later, I'm at school!

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

DTS you have a little while to do it and each time you make a post you earn a few more bucks to use on your bet...........uh, wait a minute here.........

dang, you're an old 'moneybags', too....... Shooot mannnn, bet the Bank :smt118The max bank is bet brother!!!
And the more posts made the closer to millions we come!!

[amanda]

I've got 12415 right now. Well, 12416 with this post. :D I'm in.

[amanda]

Shoot Virgo, I placed over the 5 million maximum. :( Guess I should have read the first post before throwing it all in.

[Honey]

What did you say Bayfly.......um Amamda?

[Butterball]

What did you say Bayfly.......um Amamda?

yeah, she's still trying to wake up :clap:

[amanda]

What did you say Bayfly.......um Amamda?


Girl, are you hitting the beer already this morning? :smt105

[Kitty]

Girl, are you hitting the beer already this morning? :smt105

Maybe beer-flavored ice cream?!? :-D

[Butterball]

Girl, are you hitting the beer already this morning? :smt105

Maybe beer-flavored ice cream?!? :-D



No, I put Bailey's in her coffee.......:ohnoes:

[amanda]

No, I put Bailey's in her coffee.......:ohnoes:

And exactly how are you getting Bailey's in Honey's coffee, hmmm? Is this what goes on when I leave for work? You take on other MH Hotties on the sly? I see, guess I'll have to start sneaking back during the day to check on things. :smt118

[Southern_Belle]

let me post to see my number.

ok... i have 2,676 posts.

[Honey]

BB remember that was a secret.

[Honey]

Oops! I sitting by SB in here. I better move fast.

[amanda]

BB remember that was a secret.

I do have investigators at my disposal. Dialing the phone now - you better run lady....fast. :evil:

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Run Honey Run!!!:smt103

[Honey]

I running from two MH ladies this morning already. Man I got to leave town before SB and Amanda find me.

[fuzzis]

I running from two MH ladies this morning already. Man I got to leave town before SB and Amanda find me.

Too bad you don't have another ice cream truck to purchase. :smt118

[amanda]

I running from two MH ladies this morning already. Man I got to leave town before SB and Amanda find me.

Yep, we are teaming up. She's coming at you from one side of H'Burg and I'm coming from the other side. You are doomed lady, doomed. Now BB isn't responding, so I know he's scurring around hiding the extra coffee cup and Baileys. Hmhmhm....ya'll have been busted. :smt118

[Honey]

Yeah I wondered where BB went.

[Kitty]

Too bad you don't have another ice cream truck to purchase. :smt118

If Honey is on the run, an ice cream truck is the last vehicle she should use for her getaway.

"Calling all cars...calling all cars... the suspect is driving a brightly painted ice cream truck... music may be playing over the speaker... driver may be yelling at someone named Fly..."

:laugh:

[fuzzis]

Yeah I wondered where BB went.

Honey, head on over to the 20 Things thread, click on the link, and then come back and tell us your opinion on how to apply lipstick. They won't find you in London and while they're looking, you can sneak in the backside. :smt118

[Butterball]

No, I was cleaning the coffee pot (without breaking it, I might add :laugh:)

Just figured Honey needed an early morning 'boost'...... she didn't know

what she had to do today when she got up :smt118

[amanda]

No, I was cleaning the coffee pot (without breaking it, I might add :laugh:)

Just figured Honey needed an early morning 'boost'...... she didn't know

what she had to do today when she got up :smt118


Hmhm....something is up and it ain't Honey. :kekeke:

[Butterball]

Hmhm....something is up and it ain't Honey. :kekeke:


Now, Now, Mrs BB :attack:

[Honey]

BB I'll be right back with the number to the florist.

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

BB I'll be right back with the number to the florist.
Well Honey I think it was you and your "need" for some coffee that has BB in such hot water... Why don't you run some inventory on the ice cream truck or something?:ohnoes:

[Butterball]

BB I'll be right back with the number to the florist.



Thanks Honey :clap: I already have one on the payroll :smt023

[virgo]

Ya'll are so funny. :-D

[amanda]

Thanks Honey :clap: I already have one on the payroll :smt023

I feel extra pampering due this evening. :-D

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Honey nearly wrecked another home with her charms...:smt009
What is really sad is Honey isn't ever aware of whats going on with those charms:ohnoes::laugh::laugh:

[Butterball]

I feel extra pampering due this evening. :-D

And, you WILL get it :attack:

Honey nearly wrecked another home with her charms...:smt009
What is really sad is Honey isn't ever aware of whats going on with those charms:ohnoes::laugh::laugh:

hmm, "Honey the Homewrecker", kinda has a nice ring to it :smt103

but I think "Honey, the Ice Cream Lady" suits HER better :smt023

[Kitty]

Butterball, when you call Amanda "honey" is there a hidden meaning?

:laugh:

[proudtobefrompetal]

I'm going to have to make sure to get on MH every single chance I have...

[virgo]

Ok, we have two people who have gone over the maximum bet allowed limit.....

:smt009

[virgo]

Reminder:


There is a maximum bet of $5 million. These are 1:1 odds, so if you bet $5 million, you will win $10 million, etc.

[amanda]

Ok, we have two people who have gone over the maximum bet allowed limit.....

:smt009

:cry: I know...I'm bad. Spank me - please. :smt118

[Butterball]

Ok, we have two people who have gone over the maximum bet allowed limit.....

:smt009

Reminder:

Oh, You caught her, didn't you? :kekeke:

[virgo]

Hmm. Not sure what to do.

I guess I could abandon all the bets and have everyone start over......

Or I could open a separate thread later and have them pay back vbookie...

[virgo]

Oh, You caught her, didn't you? :kekeke:

I tell you what. You give some people and inch and they still want to take a foot!!!! :-D

[amanda]

Hmm. Not sure what to do.

I guess I could abandon all the bets and have everyone start over......

Or I could open a separate thread later and have them pay back vbookie...


Or, even easier, just up your maximum. :-D

[OLDLADY]

Me, too...I didn't see it at the top of bet and it said I had this much to bet so I did.. What do I (we/Amanda) do now? It says the money is gone...can you change it? I am sorry for stupidity...been cleaning and getting ready for tomorrow and thought I'd use my lunch break to check in here and well.....you can tell the rest....So Virgo, how does this get fixed? Again I sorry.

[amanda]

I tell you what. You give some people and inch and they still want to take a foot!!!! :-D


Inches v. feet. Yeah, I can see why people would want to do that. :kekeke:

[Kitty]

Hmm. Not sure what to do.

I guess I could abandon all the bets and have everyone start over......

Or I could open a separate thread later and have them pay back vbookie...

Or you could break their legs.

Isn't that what happens to people who cross the bookie?

:smt103

[virgo]

Or you could break their legs.

Isn't that what happens to people who cross the bookie?

:smt103

You know, you are right. I may have to consult with Pedro, our hit man and get back to ya'll later. :smt023

[amanda]

Or you could break their legs.

Isn't that what happens to people who cross the bookie?

:smt103


I offered to let her spank me. :-D She hasn't taken me up on it yet.

[OLDLADY]

I like Amanda's idea best.....Kitty have a little mercy for little old lady here, please.

[CircusRide]

Well, piss, I bet over the limit on this one.

[OLDLADY]

NOT the spanking idea (darn I slow typing too) but the idea of Virgo Upping the LImit......

[virgo]

Me, too...I didn't see it at the top of bet and it said I had this much to bet so I did.. What do I (we/Amanda) do now? It says the money is gone...can you change it? I am sorry for stupidity...been cleaning and getting ready for tomorrow and thought I'd use my lunch break to check in here and well.....you can tell the rest....So Virgo, how does this get fixed? Again I sorry.

I can't fix it once the bets have been placed. I can either abandon the thread, which will return everyone's money (and then I can create a new thread) or I can just have you guys pay back the bookie $10 million once the thread is settled.

[amanda]

I like Amanda's idea best.....Kitty have a little mercy for little old lady here, please.


I'll catch your back, Oldlady. Nice to know I'm not the only one with 'oldtimers' disease. :laugh:

[Butterball]

and just what is it with these 'oldfolks'?

they think they own the place?

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

:cry: I know...I'm bad. Spank me - please. :smt118

Hmm. Not sure what to do.

I guess I could abandon all the bets and have everyone start over......

Or I could open a separate thread later and have them pay back vbookie...

I tell you what. You give some people and inch and they still want to take a foot!!!! :-D
Well if you would give her a little more attention as in a spanking on a regular basis she wouldn't be acting out like this... Haven't you read the behavior manual?:bowrofl: Cut her some slack make her donate the extra winnings to some poor deserving newbies of her choice... Then some community service... And of course the spanking!!!:smt118

[OLDLADY]

Ok...start a new vbookie on dummies who jump the gun betting and MISS the part about the max allowed....

[amanda]

See!! Even the youngesters over bet. Just up the limit, Virgo!! Up it! Up it! Up it!

[virgo]

Well, piss, I bet over the limit on this one.

:smt009


There is a maximum bet of $5 million. These are 1:1 odds, so if you bet $5 million, you will win $10 million, etc.

[Kitty]

I like Amanda's idea best.....Kitty have a little mercy for little old lady here, please.

Mercy, mercy. :smt001

[amanda]

Well if you would give her a little more attention as in a spanking on a regular basis she wouldn't be acting out like this... Haven't you read the behavior manual?:bowrofl: Cut her some slack make her donate the extra winnings to some poor deserving newbies of her choice... Then some community service... And of course the spanking!!!:smt118

Spank me!! Spank me!! Wohoo!!

Sorry, I just get all excited. :smt118

[virgo]

Spank me!! Spank me!! Wohoo!!

Sorry, I just get all excited. :smt118

Watch it! Or else there will be no more toes for you!

[Butterball]

See!! Even the youngesters over bet. Just up the limit, Virgo!! Up it! Up it! Up it!

unfair, unfair, unfair to the poor (and not afflicted :kekeke: )

[OLDLADY]

Ok....I promise on my honesty to payback what ever amount is owed...Only thing I ask...you may have to remind me or give instructions on how to pay this Master Vbookie Pedro fellow...either way I will comply....Thank you in advance.

[amanda]

Watch it! Or else there will be no more toes for you!


:cry: No, not the toes......forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.

[amanda]

unfair, unfair, unfair to the poor (and not afflicted :kekeke: )


Not my fault you wouldn't stay out of the Casino. I did warn you. :bowrofl:

[virgo]

This is for our members who don't like to read the instructions that were posted on the first thread .... :kekeke: :-D


There is a maximum bet of $5 million. These are 1:1 odds, so if you bet $5 million, you will win $10 million, etc.

[Kitty]

Honey needs to crank up the ice cream truck, go pick up Virgo's hit man Pedro, and be ready to step in when needed.

Notice I said "when needed" and not "if needed."

:kekeke:

[Butterball]

Not my fault you wouldn't stay out of the Casino. I did warn you. :bowrofl:

Hey, I'm not on the biggest loser list (hmm, doesn't Honey have that market cornered? :smt118 )

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Whew!!! All this talk of spankings and I am in Pearl River County!!!
Virgy just up the limit please??? And according to my calculations it is 1:1 odds so 1 dollar will net you a dollar...
So since it is not 2:1 odds then up the limit to 20 million!!!
Oh excuse me let me do this properly...
This delegate makes a motion to up the limit to cover those older people who could not read the fine print cause it was so small and allow all to bet the new maximum of 20 million!!!! Can I get a second?

[amanda]

This is for our members who don't like to read the instructions that were posted on the first thread .... :kekeke: :-D


I can't help that I read fast - I saw the 10 million and went with it. :-D

[virgo]

Whew!!! All this talk of spankings and I am in Pearl River County!!!
Virgy just up the limit please??? And according to my calculations it is 1:1 odds so 1 dollar will net you a dollar...
So since it is not 2:1 odds then up the limit to 20 million!!!
Oh excuse me let me do this properly...
This delegate makes a motion to up the limit to cover those older people who could not read the fine print cause it was so small and allow all to bet the new maximum of 20 million!!!! Can I get a second?

You already have $34 million, sweetie. This is supposed to be to help the poorer get richer, not the richer get richer! :-D

[amanda]

Whew!!! All this talk of spankings and I am in Pearl River County!!!
Virgy just up the limit please??? And according to my calculations it is 1:1 odds so 1 dollar will net you a dollar...
So since it is not 2:1 odds then up the limit to 20 million!!!
Oh excuse me let me do this properly...
This delegate makes a motion to up the limit to cover those older people who could not read the fine print cause it was so small and allow all to bet the new maximum of 20 million!!!! Can I get a second?


I second.....all in favor - - - say "aye".

[Butterball]

Sounds like a bunch of Republicans discussing

the 'haves' and the 'have nots' :smt103

[Kitty]

If I had a hubbuck for each of these excuses I'd be hubbuck rich!

:laugh:

[virgo]

I can't help that I read fast - I saw the 10 million and went with it. :-D


Hell, I bolded the text, made it red and made it 5x as big......your eyes must have just rolled right over that..... :kekeke:

[amanda]

Hell, I bolded the text, made it red and made it 5x as big......your eyes must have just rolled right over that..... :kekeke:

That and it was before noon, and anyone who knows me well knows that I don't function at top speed before 12:00. :) Speaking of which - it is now and I'm going to lunch. DixieTreeSlayer, keep working on that vote while I'm gone. ;)

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

You already have $34 million, sweetie. This is supposed to be to help the poorer get richer, not the richer get richer! :-DSo you are wanting to amend it down to 10 million? Ok if you insist!!!
And I have some moneies out on loan so the poor can get rich...
Whats a matter other poor folkses who depend on these bets you don't want to help??? Please just up the ante Madam Chairwoman... We will be good... Just watch my money drop by a bunch when you up the ante...:-D And I will wager a fair amount on the super bowl!

[Kitty]

Hell, I bolded the text, made it red and made it 5x as big......your eyes must have just rolled right over that..... :kekeke:

You know what happens when people see "FREE."

They don't see anything else. :-D

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

Hell, I bolded the text, made it red and made it 5x as big......your eyes must have just rolled right over that..... :kekeke:
IT looked like a banner ad to me and to others it was too big so their eyes skipped it...:smt009

[Dixie Tree Slayer]

You know what happens when people see ...

They don't see anything else. :-D

Would you complete your sentence Kitty? All I see is You know what happens when people see ...:smt023

[Butterball]

What I see is a bunch of people scurrying around trying to scoop up

some 'fun mon'............... (er, and I B 1 :smt118 )