Tour Suspended Due to Overly Large Breasts

[fuzzis]

Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23114849/)

Singer has sore back and says, ‘You try wagging these puppies around’

...Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

“Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems,” the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement....

I love Dolly Parton. :kekeke:

[wilebill]

I love Dolly Parton. :kekeke:As does every man in the USA.

[Remington]

She has no problems joking about her plastic surgery. Her funniest line was when she said she had her face lifted so many times, that if she did it again, she would be wearing a beard.

[Hillary44]

My beautiful legs turn a head or two when I'm on the stage.

[ComputerDude]

Only now the boobs are becoming a problem?