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virgo
02-14-2008, 07:55 AM
http://content.pyzam.com/graphics/4/MJZ1916.gif

or.....

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!

Scarlett O'Hara
02-14-2008, 08:07 AM
I hope everyone has a wonderful Valentine's Day!!!

Dixie Tree Slayer
02-14-2008, 08:08 AM
Happy V-Day... Hope you get your flowers/candy/get laid/survive the day!:attack:

fuzzis
02-14-2008, 08:13 AM
Happy Valentine's Day.

jmb
02-14-2008, 08:16 AM
Happy V-Day... Hope you get your flowers/candy/get laid/survive the day!:attack:

I'll settle for surviving the day! lol Hubby's out of town so I'd better pass on option 3. :laugh:

Happy Valentine's Day to all! :attack:

LipsofanAngel
02-14-2008, 08:19 AM
May everyone know today, and everyday, that you are loved!

Conveyor Belt
02-14-2008, 09:08 AM
I awoke this morning to a table set with a few things for our son that my wife had put out. I didn't notice the two chocolate bass hanging from a ribbon on the fridge. The ribbon said, 'Follow Me', so I opened the fridge to find a 6 pack of Southern Pecan in there layed out on a red towel. My wife's great.

Maggie-Doodle
02-14-2008, 09:08 AM
:bhug: AND :attack:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Hope everyone has a wonderful day full of love and laughter!

JMC
02-14-2008, 09:11 AM
Happy Valentines Day everyone. My awesome wife got me a sweater and some boxers.

luvnlife
02-14-2008, 09:15 AM
I told hubby not to get me anything for Valentines Day, I'd just rather him take me out to eat (with no kids, of course!) We've been married for 18 years so the flowers, candy, etc. don't mean much.... just take me out dangit!!

dollfus46
02-14-2008, 09:26 AM
Happy Valentines Day everyone. My awesome wife got me a sweater and some boxers.

Tear-away boxers I presume.:kekeke:

dollfus46
02-14-2008, 09:28 AM
I don't have someone to call my Valentine. Ian's too macho for that. But I'll take him to the park and give him extra love and treats. Maybe some steak for supper. But we're just best friends, so sex is out of the question.:smt118

jmb
02-14-2008, 09:29 AM
I don't have someone to call my Valentine. Ian's too macho for that. But I'll take him to the park and give him extra love and treats. Maybe some steak for supper. But we're just best friends, so sex is out of the question.:smt118

You're in rare form today, Dollfus! :)

CircusRide
02-14-2008, 09:31 AM
AHHHHHHHHH......LOVE IS IN THE AIR TODAY!!!

Nooo, wait, that's the Hattiesburg sewage plants again.

virgo
02-14-2008, 09:53 AM
My little guy woke up today and asked if it was Valentine's Day. I told him, yes it is (they have a party at school today, so I think they had been talking about it). On the way to school, he was kind of quiet and I asked him what was wrong. He said, "Mommy, I didn't get you a Valentine's Day present. I wanted to get you some flowers but I don't know how." My heart just melted. (Last year, my dad was in town for Valentine's Day and he took my son to the store and my son was able to pick out some flowers and a card for me).

I told him he did not have to get me anything and that he could just draw me a picture of flowers at school. My sweet, sweet little man!

fuzzis
02-14-2008, 09:55 AM
Awwwwww...virgy...that's so sweet. :smt050

virgo
02-14-2008, 09:59 AM
Awwwwww...virgy...that's so sweet. :smt050

I know. He really made my day!

I think I may have to get him a special little present today. And I will definitely stop by the school for the party they are having.

mi_nombre_es
02-14-2008, 10:06 AM
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/Brookers_2007/FUNNY/valentines.jpg

jojobeans1120
02-14-2008, 10:09 AM
I told him he did not have to get me anything and that he could just draw me a picture of flowers at school. My sweet, sweet little man!

Those are the best anyway. Besides, they last forever, and you don't have to water them! :smt001

amanda
02-14-2008, 10:12 AM
Ah, Virgo, that is so sweet. Tell him to be happy about his party. My kids were not happy that OG was not having any party. They've gone all nutritional nuts now and sweets are a big no-no. :( Poor kids, they are taking the fun out of everything.

I told Butterball to hold the thoughts of Valentine's Day till I got home. I'm always in too much of a rush in the mornings to enjoy anything. :) He'll have to wait too.

fuzzis
02-14-2008, 10:17 AM
I just got the bestest Valentine's present from one of the sweetest people on myhattiesburg.

:smt050

virgo
02-14-2008, 10:18 AM
I just got the bestest Valentine's present from one of the sweetest people on myhattiesburg.

:smt050


Do tell, do tell! What did you get?

OLDLADY
02-14-2008, 10:18 AM
Happy day to all.......

fuzzis
02-14-2008, 10:22 AM
Do tell, do tell! What did you get?

a grande decaf nonfat cinnamon dolce latte and a pastry. :smt050 My morning is now PERFECT.

Elle May
02-14-2008, 10:25 AM
Happy Valentines Day to all.

Lylabean
02-14-2008, 10:26 AM
Happy Valentine's Day. Nothing can be the gift that I gave Joe three years ago...news that I was finally pregnant.

We're not doing anything today. Might go pick up Raegan some chocolate(ie Nutty bars) but that's about it.

jkspatty
02-14-2008, 10:27 AM
Happy VD everyone:-D

Butterball
02-14-2008, 10:27 AM
It's the BIG V ---

and to ALL THE MH HOTTIES.............


:attack:
:bhug:
:smt060

:grouphug:

:smt049

:smt052

:kiss2:

:boxing:

Butterball
02-14-2008, 10:29 AM
Happy VD everyone:-D

Now, now there Patty......

No doctor visits today, please :kekeke:

SueScribe
02-14-2008, 01:26 PM
Merry Merrry Valentine's Day to ya'll !! I just got a great valentine's day gift, too .. from my SIL.

Southern_Belle
02-14-2008, 01:40 PM
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

I dropped off Aaron's gift to his office this morning. I hope he likes it...

justme
02-14-2008, 01:41 PM
I was surprised when I returned from lunch to find flowers! Yeah- and a personal note that I know he wrote. Very sweet. I gotta get to the store!

birthdaybunnie
02-14-2008, 03:00 PM
Hubby is home sick today and I had to get an injection in my foot this morning. We are both in our jammies......Having a wonderful day!!!

Chichiguita
02-14-2008, 03:13 PM
Happy V-Day... Hope you get your flowers/candy/get laid/survive the day!:attack:


Is that what you call the "full meal deal"? :kekeke:

noway
02-14-2008, 04:01 PM
YouTube - Married With Children --No Ma'am (3 of 3)

OLDLADY
02-14-2008, 04:11 PM
Noway...you so funny...Is Al really your hero?

fuzzis
02-14-2008, 04:13 PM
Noway...you so funny...Is Al really your hero?

Apparently. They have a lot in common. :laugh:

lamarrebel
02-14-2008, 04:32 PM
I'm just glad I no longer have to refer to it as "Singles Awareness Day"

Happy Valentines Day, everyone!

Baloo
02-14-2008, 10:19 PM
Happy Valentine's Day everybody!!!!
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff95/Baloo02/Flowersforyou-1.jpg

luvnlife
02-15-2008, 12:47 AM
Pretty!!!

Baloo
02-15-2008, 01:02 AM
Thanks luvnlife... It is an arrangement that I put together for a loved one at Christmas, but the colors match for Valentine's Day too... ;)

Hermione
02-15-2008, 01:09 PM
Really nice, Baloo, especially considering that flowers never look as good in pictures as they do in real life. At first I wondered if you GOT it for V-Day, and then went, "duh- not likely!" Wouldn't that be a fun delivery for some poor florist? :)

dreamhippy
02-15-2008, 07:28 PM
Redneck Valentine
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Happy Valentine's Day, Y'all! em

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Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!
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