If you were a gas pump...

[Chichiguita]

Tonight, I took the advice of a few MH friends and made a stop at the local filling station in hopes of squeezing out a few more drops before the prices jack up.

I followed the automated instructions, swiping my card and entering my pin---but when all was entered correctly and I was ready to hear "remove nozzle and begin pumping"--I could have sworn the pump said "thank you, now bend over and prepare to take it"......:smt105

.....kay, it was probably my over active imagination...but I thought it might be entertaining to hear just what all of you would say--if YOU were a gas pump today....

maybe we can make it a contest for the most clever "pump" talk...

[mac]

"suckers!"

[Scarlett O'Hara]

"Would you like to supersize?"

[wilebill]

Squeeze my hose.

[cubby 1]

"oh, and there's a $100 activation fee"

[luvnlife]

"Don't spew the liquid all over the ground"

[fuzzis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Qmcvt6kKA&feature=related

[jojobeans1120]

"was it good for you?"

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Running on Empty by Jackson Browne

Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels
Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields
In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-o-one
I dont know where Im running now, Im just running on

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But Im running behind

[Chichiguita]

Running on Empty by Jackson Browne

Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels
Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields
In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-o-one
I dont know where Im running now, Im just running on

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But Im running behind


...that hits a little too close to home:(...Lets just hope that doesn't become our anthem!!!

[birthdaybunnie]

Leave the money on the table and cover me up!!

[Conveyor Belt]

Hold it tight, baby... now, push it in slowly... ahhh, that's it... hold it... don't touch it there or I'm going to OH MY GOD!!! IT WONT STOP!!! WTF!!!???? HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[CircusRide]

No smoking my ass! Everybody should have a smoke after getting screwed this good!

[Fish-Bait]

I would say nice rack of hooter's you got there to all of the hot chics.

[mi_nombre_es]

"Gold will be cheaper than Gas before long, WWJD then?"