I wondered if this ever happened

[Conveyor Belt]

http://www.ksla.com/global/story.asp?s=8122160

Club patrons were astonished at what took place at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club early Friday morning, a dancer caught fire around 4am. The dancer who used fire in her routine accidentally burned her face, and was rushed to the hospital by ambulance. KSLA News 12 is told from witnesses that the incident happened very fast. In a matter of seconds they say the dancer's head was engulfed in flames, that's when guest services ran up on stage and covered the dancer to put out the flames. The activity in the club paused as she was being treated by paramedics. She was then rushed to the hospital where she is recovering from first degree burns to her face. Club management refuses to comment on the matter, and did not return several phone calls placed to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club. We are told however, employees there are concerned for the dancer and say that she's a "great girl".


*insert Hot Girl jokes here*

[wilebill]

Have some respect for people who combust.

[citygirl]

She must've been SSSMMMMOOOOKKKKEN!

[hendrixfreak70]

Did she get fired?

[58ford]

I ought to be able to come up with something here but all I can think of are bikini wax references.

[Fire Extinguisher]

Not much of a body but the face is FLAMING!

[wilebill]

If she needs a new face, I know a baby in India that has a spare.

[hendrixfreak70]

By the way, I'd hit it.

[JMC]

Her body is okay but her face is hot.

[JMC]

It just burns me up when something like this happens.

[Echo Four Bravo]

I heard she charges extra for smokin' poles.

[Fish-Bait]

dam......ya'll are good..

[JMC]

I tried to hit but she said she was way too hot for me.

[JMC]

You should have seen her eyes. They were full of burning passion.

[mi_nombre_es]

YouTube - Mims-This Is Why Im Hot

[SoMissTV]

And yet you all found the Charlton Heston joke to be distasteful.

[EricStratton]

Great body, but I'd have to put a charcoal bag over her face....

[betsy]

Is that what you young people mean by "hot?"

[JMC]

I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Was she dancing to "Come On Baby, Light My Fire?"

[brianinms]

Something isn't adding up. They say her head was engulfed in flames, but she only has first degree burns. Heck I have had first degree burns from the sun.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Or............."Disco Inferno?"

[58ford]

Well, that explains that "burning" sensation.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Or............"Smokin In The Boy's Room?"

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Or.............."Ring of Fire?"

[JMC]

This reminds me of the time I was doing flaming dr. peppers in ropers and I didn't realize it but I got a little on my hand and it was on fire. I put my hand on this girls shoulder thinking I was fixing to hit on her only to set her hair slightly catch on fire.

Ahhhh..the good ole'days..

[EricStratton]

This should be a good lesson for all you ladies:

When you're pouring the hot candle wax on your chest, make sure the flame is pointed southward....

[Scarlett O'Hara]

I do feel sorry for her!!!

[JMC]

I do feel sorry for her!!!

Me too. I can't believe she's catching so much heat over this.

[mac]

And yet you all found the Charlton Heston joke to be distasteful.

Get with it, SoMiss. It's okay to insult women, just not men. :smt023

[JimmyJam]

So she's a Hunka' Hunka' Burning Love?

wienie roast, anyone? :-D

[Booshay]

And yet you all found the Charlton Heston joke to be distasteful.There is a distinct difference...Heston died, and wasnt doing anything stupid. This chick was playing with fire, was obviously not too good at it AND she didnt die from her injuries. Ya pay ya money, ya take ya chances.

[Conveyor Belt]

Now, if Charlton Heston had shot himself accidentally at an NRA rally or something, THEN we would have joked about it...

[58ford]

I thought I was gonna spontaneously combust once, but it turned out I was just too cool.

[dollfus46]

And yet you all found the Charlton Heston joke to be distasteful.
There's something different about total stupidity, and the Lord calling us Home. SoMiss. 'Sides, Sue justified you all's faux pas and I was forced to pull my groan.

[dollfus46]

Great body, but I'd have to put a charcoal bag over her face....
QUICK!! Grab some marshmellows!!

[dollfus46]

This reminds me of the time I was doing flaming dr. peppers in ropers and I didn't realize it but I got a little on my hand and it was on fire. I put my hand on this girls shoulder thinking I was fixing to hit on her only to set her hair slightly catch on fire.

Ahhhh..the good ole'days..

You ole smoothie! I'd bet you had a helluva time gettin laid as an adolescent.:kekeke: