Man Hit By Train...

[Conveyor Belt]

While peeing on the tracks... (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10503505&ref=rss)

[Fire Extinguisher]

When ya gotta go ya gotta go!

[JMC]

Sounds like it musta knocked the piss out of em.

[betsy]

It says he tried three times to get back onto the platform. My question is why didn't he just pee off the platform??????????

[politically incorrect]

I'm guessing this guy is not a MENSA member!:kekeke:

[damnyank]

Auckland, New Zealand - at least he was not chasing sheep and got hit by a train.

He was probably so drunk, he actually tried to do it form the platfrom and fell off! As they would say down under - h was probably "totally pissed" - whicih means he was very drunk! :kekeke:

[JimmyJam]

If I were him, I would claim (when/if I regained consciousness) that my willy was so big that when I took it out to pee the weight yanked me over the side of the platform. :-D