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Scarlett O'Hara
06-09-2008, 10:18 AM
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<!--endclickprintexclude-->Some people wake up each morning before the alarm rings, glad to see the glowing sun and excited to start the day.
They arrive to work whistling and are hard at work before most people even arrive. These rare creatures, also known as "morning people," are incomprehensible to those of you whose morning routines are exercises in panic and frustration.
A lot more people belong in that latter group than you might have guessed. Fifteen percent of workers admit to arriving late at least once a week, according to a recent CareerBuilder.com survey.
Why are so many of us running late?
You might be surprised that the snooze button is not the primary culprit of tardiness.
Thirty-two percent of workers attribute their late arrivals to traffic gridlock. Seventeen percent claim a lack of sleep is the reason, and 7 percent have trouble arriving on time because they need to get their children ready for school or day care.
Other issues, like forgetting something at home or not feeling well, are also popular.
<!--endclickprintexclude-->Fortunately for late arrivers, 43 percent of hiring managers won't count tardiness against you as long as you meet deadlines and turn in good work.
Of course, some managers feel differently and will hand you a pink slip if you're late several times within a year.
Use your imagination
More than 27 percent of hiring managers say they are skeptical of employees' excuses for showing up late. It turns out their doubt is warranted: 24 percent of all employees decide to make up a fake excuse rather than tell the truth.
What does this mean to you?
If you're sitting in a traffic jam watching the minutes tick away and you've decided honesty isn't the best policy for you, think of a believable and acceptable reason you're walking in late.
After all, if you were a hiring manager who heard any of these 10 real-life excuses for being late, you'd be suspicious, too.
1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
2. Someone stole all my daffodils.
3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
6. I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.
7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.
Be a crowd-pleaser
When it comes to punctuality, your best bet is to take cues from your company's culture. If everyone is diligently working when you drag yourself through the door each morning, then you probably stand out.
However, if everyone filters in at their own pace between 8:45 and 9:15, then an occasional late arrival will probably go unnoticed.
Habitual lateness, on the other hand, will help neither your career prospects nor your workplace relationships. For one thing, your boss and co-workers are relying on you to be at work when you're scheduled to arrive; you don't want to disappoint them.
Also, just because nobody confronts you about your tardiness, that doesn't mean no one's watching the clock and forming an opinion about you or your work ethic.
These judgments can damage you when it comes to performance reviews and promotions. Don't let a few extra minutes of sleep cost you your reputation -- or worse, your job.

Hermione
06-09-2008, 10:23 AM
Nothing in the world I hate more than punching a clock. I'm not a morning person, and I don't mind staying a little later to make up the time if necessary. Finally, after YEARS, I'm in a situation where I can come in within a reasonable range. Parking varies, though, so some days I have to be quite early. Still, it's nice that nobody is looking at the clock. I had a manager at another place who gave you a printout of your clock-in times every week, and would highlight in yellow if you were even a minute late. And it didn't matter if you stayed over either. I decided he didn't have enough to do. I found it insulting and it was part of my decision to leave.

SoMissTV
06-09-2008, 11:27 AM
11. I wrecked my scooter.

Augustus McRae
06-09-2008, 11:29 AM
12. waiting for the fresh sea salt bagels to come out of the oven at the bagel jurnt.

Scarlett O'Hara
06-09-2008, 11:34 AM
13. I went to check myhattiesburg.com and got caught up in everything that was going on there.......................don't laugh, it's happened!!!

Hermione
06-09-2008, 11:35 AM
13. I went to check myhattiesburg.com and got caught up in everything that was going on there.......................don't laugh, it's happened!!!

:oops::oops::oops:

wilebill
06-09-2008, 11:52 AM
13. I went to check myhattiesburg.com and got caught up in everything that was going on there.......................don't laugh, it's happened!!!Actually, I'm not surprised. :bowrofl:

58ford
06-09-2008, 11:57 AM
Funny, as I'm reading this thread honeyb calls in to let me know she's going to be extra late for work today.

LipsofanAngel
06-09-2008, 12:19 PM
*stomach ache.

I say it's legit.

mi_nombre_es
06-09-2008, 12:45 PM
I just remebered one I heard while managing.

14. Ya, sry I'm 2 hours late, my girlfriend had me tied up.

Fire Extinguisher
06-09-2008, 12:47 PM
Never late.... always at least 30 minutes early..... could be one of the reasons that I have ticker problems.......

Augustus McRae
06-09-2008, 12:53 PM
Never late.... always at least 30 minutes early..... could be one of the reasons that I have ticker problems.......


I used to be like that, Fire dawg. Ain't no more. I don't believe in keeping PEOPLE waiting, won't do that. But I just don't worry about the clock much anymore other than that...

Fire Extinguisher
06-09-2008, 01:16 PM
I don't punch a clock, have not since I left Big Yank back in '77...... just hate being late for anything, would rather not go than show up late.... wife... is late for everything.... been know to go in two vehicles because of it.

Conveyor Belt
06-09-2008, 01:41 PM
Constantly late shows you don't care.

Scarlett O'Hara
06-09-2008, 01:53 PM
Or you look really good!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione
06-09-2008, 02:02 PM
Constantly late shows you don't care.

First husband was one of those, people even lied to him about what time he needed to be somewhere, it got so bad. I think it's a control mechanism sometimes -- making everybody else wait gives you a certain amount of control.

LipsofanAngel
06-09-2008, 02:02 PM
I'm frequently late... but that's just because I refuse to miss a workout. I may only get in 30 minutes, but I HAVE to work up a sweat before I can start my day.... my office is pretty flexible though. And I rarely leave for lunch, so it all evens out.

RacnFan432011
06-09-2008, 02:04 PM
15. Sorry I don't get paid enough to fill up my gas tank anymore, I had to walk to work!

Maggie-Doodle
06-09-2008, 05:07 PM
The folks at the p.d. doesn't have a time card or clock to have to mess with...although you in a matter of speaking "clock" in when you log on your computer in the morning. NOT that it was ever checked or anything.

I once had a co-worker who was late 3 or 4 days a week...anywhere from 15 minutes to a couple of hours. NOTHING was ever said to her about it to my knowledge. When I complained to the supervisor she just made a grimmacing face as if I were the problem. I found out thru the grapevine she was NEVER docked any pay for the times she was late....it really worked on my nerves too. WHY should she get paid for not being there?

One year in Dec. (about the second week) this person had not shown up...I was as busy as a cat trying to cover "it" up on a tin roof...reports out the ying-yang....the phone rang and when I answered it, it was my co-worker...I was furious and said "where the *ell are you? I am swamped!" Her answer was.... "I am at Wal-mart doing some Christmas shopping, I'll be in after lunch." I said well does "Mrs. XXXXX know you were gonna be late?" she comes back with "NO, that is why I am calling now!" SHE was suppose to be at work at 9 a.m. it was 11:15 at the time she called! :smt070

Fire Extinguisher
06-09-2008, 05:12 PM
The folks at the p.d. doesn't have a time card or clock to have to mess with...although you in a matter of speaking "clock" in when you log on your computer in the morning. NOT that it was ever checked or anything.

I once had a co-worker who was late 3 or 4 days a week...anywhere from 15 minutes to a couple of hours. NOTHING was ever said to her about it to my knowledge. When I complained to the supervisor she just made a grimmacing face as if I were the problem. I found out thru the grapevine she was NEVER docked any pay for the times she was late....it really worked on my nerves too. WHY should she get paid for not being there?

One year in Dec. (about the second week) this person had not shown up...I was as busy as a cat trying to cover "it" up on a tin roof...reports out the ying-yang....the phone rang and when I answered it, it was my co-worker...I was furious and said "where the *ell are you? I am swamped!" Her answer was.... "I am at Wal-mart doing some Christmas shopping, I'll be in after lunch." I said well does "Mrs. XXXXX know you were gonna be late?" she comes back with "NO, that is why I am calling now!" SHE was suppose to be at work at 9 a.m. it was 11:15 at the time she called! :smt070

OH MY GOODNESS!

One wonders why the poop and slackers get away with such stuff!

Maggie-Doodle
06-09-2008, 10:20 PM
OH MY GOODNESS!

One wonders why the poop and slackers get away with such stuff!

YEP, sad thing is she asked to be transfered after I left and is now at city hall! :smt102

MamaTyson74
06-09-2008, 10:28 PM
Whats sad is when the slackers gets promoted &/or raises in hopes that their job performance improves. WTH?! Makes me think I need to quit working my buns off because thats not what gets raises/promotions anymore........sigh

CircusRide
06-09-2008, 10:42 PM
It took me longer than the usual 3 minutes this morning.

EricStratton
06-09-2008, 10:45 PM
#16 (or whatever)

I had to buy and smoke some weed so I could deal with your stupid ass today.....

circa 1996 summer job

Echo Four Bravo
06-09-2008, 10:55 PM
17. I woke up with Anal Glaucoma this morning. I just can't see my a$$ coming in today.