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Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 09:02 AM
Well, let's see. I woke up at 5 a.m.. My eyes were matted together because I mowed yesterday...dang allergies. I could barely breathe....So, I hopped in the shower and for some reason I got a headache.
I got dressed and went outside to load up my Dad's lawn mower. I hooked the trailer to the truck and then tried to load the mower. It kept gettin' stuck on the ramp...I tried several times while singing kum ba ya.....after the 300th attempt I unhooked the trailer and just let it come up so the ramp would be flat....The lawn mower barely fits the trailer but I was successful.....anyways then I couldn't find my straps to strap it down. So I went out to the barn thinking I had put them out there and I stepped in a pile of dog crap. Nice huh? Well I then went and cleaned that off and then strapped down the lawn mower. I go back outside and then this guy comes from around the corner with a gas can wanting to borrow some gas.....how in the HELL do you borrow gas??????? HOW????
I gave him 5 bucks and pointed to the store. Then guess what...I stepped in dog crap AGAIN....now by this time I am pretty well pissed off. I am pouring sweat. I need to take another shower......anyways I just put on another pair of shoes....because I'm now 30 minutes late for work.
So I am goin' to work and at the 49/59 onramp I nearly meet my maker because of a dumbass in a Coca-cola truck and some prick in a little Suzuki samauri fighting for position to exit or some shit...anyways I had a very large road rage moment that somehow I kept contained to the innards of my pickup. Then my boss calls "Where are you at, your're late."
I said "I know, and if I try to explain to you why I just might explode because I am highly pissed off and my nerves are shot already this morning." He said "Oh, I'll see you in a minute then."
When I got here he was gone. WTF????????
So, this is just fair warning that I'm in a bad mood today. I'm trying to calm down. Maybe noway will bring me a pill or something to calm me down.:smt118
How has your morning been?
Bahlk
06-12-2008, 09:05 AM
If you are up because of a crying baby that is sick, does this actually count as morning?
Not as eventful as yours. Dang you packed a whole day of bad luck into two hours. That is what I call "action packed." I'm surely hoping it will get better soon.
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 09:07 AM
If you are up because of a crying baby that is sick, does this actually count as morning?
Of course. Use any excuse you need to to complain.
Fire Extinguisher
06-12-2008, 09:11 AM
My morning?
You dont want to know
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 09:12 AM
My morning?
You dont want to know
Yes, we do.
Maggie-Doodle
06-12-2008, 09:19 AM
fish, I hope your day gets better....so far mine is so-so...woke up with a killer of a migraine...it started yesterday and came and went all night. I reckon I will be stricken for the next couple of days...it seems they never come and leave immediately. At least I am not nauseated at the moment. Stay safe today and calm down...it will all be alright!
I also stepped in doggy poo this morning, Fishie...in some really great heals and I was really pissed. My morning has been rushed and that always sucks and makes for a bad day.
Anyway, hope yours gets better!
EricStratton
06-12-2008, 09:22 AM
My morning is going great! Beautiful sunshine.....children laughing....sweet smell of magnolia in the air.....
It's gonna be a great day......GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!
I've just been smilin' and singin' hymns this mornin'....I'm high on life!
EricStratton
06-12-2008, 09:23 AM
This day was made for me....
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 09:23 AM
My nerves are so shot that I am itching.......
It seems as though every thing takes twice as much effort to get completed nowadays.
EricStratton
06-12-2008, 09:24 AM
Good Mornin...Good Mornin.....G-Double O-D Morning.....
fuzzis
06-12-2008, 09:24 AM
Woke up a little after 6, wondering why it was so light in the bedroom. That would be because it was a little after 6 and I'd slept through the alarm. (I'm blaming that on the boy) So, I stumbled out of the bed and into the living room to let the doggie out and feed her. Fed and water the cats, cleaned the litter box.
Then I decided that I could go back to bed for another 20 minutes. Set the alarm, crawled in the bed. Had just gotten back to sleep when I thought I heard the sound of the doggie sniffing...apparently I hadn't put the baby gate up and Cob was in the bedroom. I jumped up and ran to the spare bedroom to find that she hadn't been in the cat litter (good thing I cleaned the cat box) or the cat fud.
My head is killing me. So tired.
LipsofanAngel
06-12-2008, 09:25 AM
So far- it's been just fine. Hope yours gets a little better FB!
rileysmom
06-12-2008, 09:26 AM
Good Mornin...Good Mornin.....G-Double O-D Morning.....
Can I have some of whatever you are taking????:-D
I also stepped in doggy poo this morning, Fishie...in some really great heals and I was really pissed. My morning has been rushed and that always sucks and makes for a bad day.
Anyway, hope yours gets better!What? You don't even have a dog.
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 09:37 AM
What? You don't even have a dog.
Oh my.:ohnoes:
phmom
06-12-2008, 09:41 AM
Wow Fish.... Sounds like you needed to call in sick today.:kekeke:
dollfus46
06-12-2008, 09:43 AM
Well, let's see. I woke up at 5 a.m.. My eyes were matted together because I mowed yesterday...dang allergies. I could barely breathe....So, I hopped in the shower and for some reason I got a headache.
I got dressed and went outside to load up my Dad's lawn mower. I hooked the trailer to the truck and then tried to load the mower. It kept gettin' stuck on the ramp...I tried several times while singing kum ba ya.....after the 300th attempt I unhooked the trailer and just let it come up so the ramp would be flat....The lawn mower barely fits the trailer but I was successful.....anyways then I couldn't find my straps to strap it down. So I went out to the barn thinking I had put them out there and I stepped in a pile of dog crap. Nice huh? Well I then went and cleaned that off and then strapped down the lawn mower. I go back outside and then this guy comes from around the corner with a gas can wanting to borrow some gas.....how in the HELL do you borrow gas??????? HOW????
I gave him 5 bucks and pointed to the store. Then guess what...I stepped in dog crap AGAIN....now by this time I am pretty well pissed off. I am pouring sweat. I need to take another shower......anyways I just put on another pair of shoes....because I'm now 30 minutes late for work.
So I am goin' to work and at the 49/59 onramp I nearly meet my maker because of a dumbass in a Coca-cola truck and some prick in a little Suzuki samauri fighting for position to exit or some shit...anyways I had a very large road rage moment that somehow I kept contained to the innards of my pickup. Then my boss calls "Where are you at, your're late."
I said "I know, and if I try to explain to you why I just might explode because I am highly pissed off and my nerves are shot already this morning." He said "Oh, I'll see you in a minute then."
When I got here he was gone. WTF????????
So, this is just fair warning that I'm in a bad mood today. I'm trying to calm down. Maybe noway will bring me a pill or something to calm me down.:smt118
How has your morning been?
I was gonna whine and bitch this morning, but compared to you, I've had a great day already.Think I'll just keep my mouth shut. :smt118
Conveyor Belt
06-12-2008, 09:45 AM
What? You don't even have a dog.
She didn't say WHERE she woke up...
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 09:45 AM
Wow Fish.... Sounds like you needed to call in sick today.:kekeke:
I seriously thought about it, but I need to finish what I'm working on today or I would have needed to come in Saturday moring and finish it. I have to much to do at home to give up a Saturday.:smt086
Conveyor Belt
06-12-2008, 09:46 AM
Got to bed around 3am, woke up at 7 am to write a rough draft of a paper that's due today... I need some sleep, though.. damnit. I gotta finish this rough draft so I can get on with it...
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 09:46 AM
Woke up feeling a little sorry for ME - too much reality thinking! Then I read about Bait's morning...so, never mind.....
She didn't say WHERE she woke up...lol. You make a good point there CB.
fuzzis
06-12-2008, 09:50 AM
Did I mention that I wanted hashbrowns with onion and peppers and crumbled sausage, covered in melty, gooey cheese and salsa for breakfast? But I didn't have any of that at the house, so I settled for vanilla creme frosted mini wheats. :smt086
LipsofanAngel
06-12-2008, 09:51 AM
Well, when I got to the office I had the beejeezus scared out of me. I'm the first one in the office when our secretary is out (she's out this week). So I unlock the door... notice that all the lights are on, but figured someone just forgot to turn them off last night. As I'm about to walk in my office, I hear someone in the back of the building! I just froze- there shouldn't be anyone in here!!
Then the cleaning man pokes his head out. I musta been white as a ghost because he immediately apologized. He didn't realize we were on our summer schedule now (8-5) and was used to getting done before anyone got here.
But, now that my heart rate is back to normal... it's still an ok morning :)
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 09:58 AM
Did I mention that I wanted hashbrowns with onion and peppers and crumbled sausage, covered in melty, gooey cheese and salsa for breakfast? But I didn't have any of that at the house, so I settled for vanilla creme frosted mini wheats. :smt086
Good Lord, that sounds good!!!
fuzzis
06-12-2008, 10:01 AM
Good Lord, that sounds good!!!
It's my camping breakfast. Put a little chipotle tobasco on it, and all is right in the world. I wish I was camping. :smt086
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 10:02 AM
It's my camping breakfast. Put a little chipotle tobasco on it, and all is right in the world. I wish I was camping. :smt086
May make a little pilgrimage to the "Cafe WafFEL" here in a minute and ax them to do a knockoff of your recipe. I'll add the tobasco!
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 10:06 AM
Ya'll are making me hungry. I got up this morning and usually there are some blueberry muffins or something made. Today it was toast. Yep, just plain toast. Not even any butter on it...just some damn plain old toast.......plain toast I tell you.:smt086
Ya'll are making me hungry. I got up this morning and usually there are some blueberry muffins or something made. Today it was toast. Yep, just plain toast. Not even any butter on it...just some damn plain old toast.......plain toast I tell you.:smt086Maybe she's trying to tell you something. :smt102
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 10:09 AM
Ya'll are making me hungry. I got up this morning and usually there are some blueberry muffins or something made. Today it was toast. Yep, just plain toast. Not even any butter on it...just some damn plain old toast.......plain toast I tell you.:smt086
Yont me to bring you some bissits, Bait?>
jkspatty
06-12-2008, 10:13 AM
My morning has been absolutely lovely.
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 10:18 AM
Maybe she's trying to tell you something. :smt102
Yeah, but what? I've been working my arse off every evening at the house. Hell half the time I've got Jr./jr. on one hip and a paint brush or a something or drill motor using it......and I get toast. Plain' ol' toast.
Yont me to bring you some bissits, Bait?>
Don't tempt me Gus. ...........
I guess I'm goin' to have to start cooking my breakfast everymornin' now. You know, I usually cook supper. On weekends she doesn't have to do squat in the kitchen....ever...I do it...all of it...wth? and I get toast .....plain frikken' toast.
I'mma set this crap straight this evening.:smt118
fuzzis
06-12-2008, 10:21 AM
I'mma set this crap straight this evening.:smt118
Don't sound like your evening is shaping up to be any better than your morning. :laugh:
rileysmom
06-12-2008, 10:23 AM
Don't sound like your evening is shaping up to be any better than your morning. :laugh:
I was just thinking the same thing!! My day has sucked, too, but FB, I sure hope yours gets better!!!!:smt023
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 10:25 AM
Yeah, but what? I've been working my arse off every evening at the house. Hell half the time I've got Jr./jr. on one hip and a paint brush or a something or drill motor using it......and I get toast. Plain' ol' toast.
Don't tempt me Gus. ...........
I guess I'm goin' to have to start cooking my breakfast everymornin' now. You know, I usually cook supper. On weekends she doesn't have to do squat in the kitchen....ever...I do it...all of it...wth? and I get toast .....plain frikken' toast.
I'mma set this crap straight this evening.:smt118
If I might offer a suggestion, my good friend......go eat a hot biscuit, then at lunch time go eat something large and greasy....then go home this enen and stretch out for a nap after work.....
Yeah, but what? I've been working my arse off every evening at the house. Hell half the time I've got Jr./jr. on one hip and a paint brush or a something or drill motor using it......and I get toast. Plain' ol' toast.
Don't tempt me Gus. ...........
I guess I'm goin' to have to start cooking my breakfast everymornin' now. You know, I usually cook supper. On weekends she doesn't have to do squat in the kitchen....ever...I do it...all of it...wth? and I get toast .....plain frikken' toast.
I'mma set this crap straight this evening.:smt118Do you have a bed and a hot plate set up in the mancave aka barn yet?
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 10:26 AM
Don't sound like your evening is shaping up to be any better than your morning. :laugh:
I've been really tryin' to keep away from confrontations because my nerves have been shot lately...you know sorta' goin' with the flow to make sure everything is just how she wants it to be. But dammit...the toast thing this morning is the last straw for awhile. I am goin' to go buy a tractor. To hell with it. Then I am gonna go bush hog until I get tired of putting 4.59$ diesel in it or get stung by yellow jackets...whatever comes first.
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 10:27 AM
I've been really tryin' to keep away from confrontations because my nerves have been shot lately...you know sorta' goin' with the flow to make sure everything is just how she wants it to be. But dammit...the toast thing this morning is the last straw for awhile. I am goin' to go buy a tractor. To hell with it. Then I am gonna go bush hog until I get tired of putting 4.59$ diesel in it or get stung by yellow jackets...whatever comes first.
Er you go! Good-ass plan!
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 10:27 AM
Do you have a bed and a hot plate set up in the mancave aka barn yet?
Nope, but there is a/c, a crapper, bed, fridge,stove, and shower in the camper.
proud MS-ian
06-12-2008, 10:27 AM
Woke up to a little boy calling my "other name" .....Mamaw!!!!!
always a good morning here!!! :bg:
Sorry FB...it does get better!!!!
Natural Sunshine
06-12-2008, 10:27 AM
Sorry your morning has been so bad FB.....look at it like this...maybe all the bad has happened this morning so everything will be good this afternoon!!!
At least you had toast.... I haven't had anything and I'm hungry....and stuck at work....and hungry....and stuck at work.....:cry:
rileysmom
06-12-2008, 10:28 AM
FB, my brother sells tractors at a place out on 49. Want me to call him for you and have one delivered?? He might cut you a good deal!!!!
TheStereoGuy
06-12-2008, 10:29 AM
Well, let's see. I woke up at 5 a.m.. My eyes were matted together because I mowed yesterday...dang allergies. I could barely breathe....So, I hopped in the shower and for some reason I got a headache.
I got dressed and went outside to load up my Dad's lawn mower. I hooked the trailer to the truck and then tried to load the mower. It kept gettin' stuck on the ramp...I tried several times while singing kum ba ya.....after the 300th attempt I unhooked the trailer and just let it come up so the ramp would be flat....The lawn mower barely fits the trailer but I was successful.....anyways then I couldn't find my straps to strap it down. So I went out to the barn thinking I had put them out there and I stepped in a pile of dog crap. Nice huh? Well I then went and cleaned that off and then strapped down the lawn mower. I go back outside and then this guy comes from around the corner with a gas can wanting to borrow some gas.....how in the HELL do you borrow gas??????? HOW????
I gave him 5 bucks and pointed to the store. Then guess what...I stepped in dog crap AGAIN....now by this time I am pretty well pissed off. I am pouring sweat. I need to take another shower......anyways I just put on another pair of shoes....because I'm now 30 minutes late for work.
So I am goin' to work and at the 49/59 onramp I nearly meet my maker because of a dumbass in a Coca-cola truck and some prick in a little Suzuki samauri fighting for position to exit or some shit...anyways I had a very large road rage moment that somehow I kept contained to the innards of my pickup. Then my boss calls "Where are you at, your're late."
I said "I know, and if I try to explain to you why I just might explode because I am highly pissed off and my nerves are shot already this morning." He said "Oh, I'll see you in a minute then."
When I got here he was gone. WTF????????
So, this is just fair warning that I'm in a bad mood today. I'm trying to calm down. Maybe noway will bring me a pill or something to calm me down.:smt118
How has your morning been?
DAMN!!!
Did you suddenly get a headache cause maybe you bumped your head into a wall while trying to make your way to the shower with matted over eyes??
I have been in that very situation with the lawnmower not going up on the ramp.
You get kudos for giving the guy $5
You're boss left cause he probably could tell you were pissed and he didn't want to hear it. When he hung up with you he said " Screw this I'm out before he gets here. "
Maybe it will get better.
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 10:30 AM
FB, my brother sells tractors at a place out on 49. Want me to call him for you and have one delivered?? He might cut you a good deal!!!!
pm me his name and where he works please.
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 10:30 AM
In the highly unlikely event that anyone here (or otherwise) gives a rat's rump, I'm fixin' to head to the Cafe WafFEL for hashbrowns (ala Fuzzis), then to get by 90 year old Dad a Father's Day present (God knows what!), then slowly back to work.....in time to go to lunch!
It ain't been a bad mornin'.......
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 10:32 AM
In the highly unlikely event that anyone here (or otherwise) gives a rat's rump, I'm fixin' to head to the Cafe WafFEL for hashbrowns (ala Fuzzis), then to get by 90 year old Dad a Father's Day present (God knows what!), then slowly back to work.....in time to go to lunch!
It ain't been a bad mornin'.......
Tell your pops hello for me....man, 90 years. I bet he can tell you some stories.
Natural Sunshine
06-12-2008, 10:34 AM
In the highly unlikely event that anyone here (or otherwise) gives a rat's rump, I'm fixin' to head to the Cafe WafFEL for hashbrowns (ala Fuzzis), then to get by 90 year old Dad a Father's Day present (God knows what!), then slowly back to work.....in time to go to lunch!
It ain't been a bad mornin'.......
I would like to have some hashbrowns....all the way....daggum....
proud MS-ian
06-12-2008, 10:34 AM
Hug your dad for me Gus....wish I could hug mine!!!!
rileysmom
06-12-2008, 10:35 AM
pm me his name and where he works please.
Done!!:smt023
Augustus McRae
06-12-2008, 10:39 AM
Tell your pops hello for me....man, 90 years. I bet he can tell you some stories.
He's the "stock" me and EStratton come from - 90 years and a half old. Until about 6 months ago, he was working his garden everyday, driving himself, primary caretaker for my totally invalid Mom (who is 87), and knew far more about what was going on in the world than me. The last six months have been tough - he's been in hospital three times, had pacemaker put in this last time, has no energy, rarely gets out of his pajamas, gets confused about medication and stuff. WWII vet, 44 years a railroad man, 1938 JCJC graduate, married 66 years. We've had cross words ONE time in 59+ years, and that was my fault. That's EStratton's "Papaw."
Thanks for asking, Bait!
Scarlett O'Hara
06-12-2008, 10:40 AM
So far mine's okay.................ya'll just keep all those dark clouds over that way.......
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 10:50 AM
He's the "stock" me and EStratton come from - 90 years and a half old. Until about 6 months ago, he was working his garden everyday, driving himself, primary caretaker for my totally invalid Mom (who is 87), and knew far more about what was going on in the world than me. The last six months have been tough - he's been in hospital three times, had pacemaker put in this last time, has no energy, rarely gets out of his pajamas, gets confused about medication and stuff. WWII vet, 44 years a railroad man, 1938 JCJC graduate, married 66 years. We've had cross words ONE time in 59+ years, and that was my fault. That's EStratton's "Papaw."
Thanks for asking, Bait!
I spect' he's seen some stuff in his lifetime....man.
Fire Extinguisher
06-12-2008, 11:48 AM
Up at 4:15, cant sleep again. Drank a flipping cup of half decaf since I am not supposed to do caffene.... walked outside did something else I am not supposed to do, had a cigar.... got bitched at for that. took a shower and heading to work, had a fight with 18 wheelers all the way to Picayune.... one of them makes me wreck and I get even a small cut and it will not be good, damn blood thinners.... worry, wife and daughter headed to SC have to worry about them. Worry about people that don't do what they say they will and wonder why the hell do they lie and why not tell the truth? did they forget, folks usually do forget what aint important.... I think the truth would be easier to handle than think I did something worng that hurts another person. worry about damn work and freaking folks that aint got a clue. darn committees that I dont want to be on, darn people that think there poop is more important than anyones poop.
Need a chill pill I guess before I put my heart back in a flutter.
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 11:50 AM
Up at 4:15, cant sleep again. Drank a flipping cup of half decaf since I am not supposed to do caffene.... walked outside did something else I am not supposed to do, had a cigar.... got bitched at for that. took a shower and heading to work, had a fight with 18 wheelers all the way to Picayune.... one of them makes me wreck and I get even a small cut and it will not be good, damn blood thinners.... worry, wife and daughter headed to SC have to worry about them. Worry about people that don't do what they say they will and wonder why the hell do they lie? did they forget, folks usually do forget what aint important.... worry about damn work and freaking folks that aint got a clue. darn committees that I dont want to be on, darn people that think there poop is more important than anyones poop.
Need a chill pill I guess before I put my heart back in a flutter.
Yep. Just be glad you didn't get plain toast this morning. That would have thrown you over the edge.
my morning ain't been too bad...thought me and the ole'lady were gonna throw down for a minute but that went away...I'm a tired SOB though.
jr. is at his grandparents for a couple days so that's got me all outta whack.
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 12:05 PM
my morning ain't been too bad...thought me and the ole'lady were gonna throw down for a minute but that went away...I'm a tired SOB though.
jr. is at his grandparents for a couple days so that's got me all outta whack.
Would they like two more for a few days???????:-D
Well, let's see. I woke up at 5 a.m.. My eyes were matted together because I mowed yesterday...dang allergies. I could barely breathe....So, I hopped in the shower and for some reason I got a headache.
I got dressed and went outside to load up my Dad's lawn mower. I hooked the trailer to the truck and then tried to load the mower. It kept gettin' stuck on the ramp...I tried several times while singing kum ba ya.....after the 300th attempt I unhooked the trailer and just let it come up so the ramp would be flat....The lawn mower barely fits the trailer but I was successful.....anyways then I couldn't find my straps to strap it down. So I went out to the barn thinking I had put them out there and I stepped in a pile of dog crap. Nice huh? Well I then went and cleaned that off and then strapped down the lawn mower. I go back outside and then this guy comes from around the corner with a gas can wanting to borrow some gas.....how in the HELL do you borrow gas??????? HOW????
I gave him 5 bucks and pointed to the store. Then guess what...I stepped in dog crap AGAIN....now by this time I am pretty well pissed off. I am pouring sweat. I need to take another shower......anyways I just put on another pair of shoes....because I'm now 30 minutes late for work.
So I am goin' to work and at the 49/59 onramp I nearly meet my maker because of a dumbass in a Coca-cola truck and some prick in a little Suzuki samauri fighting for position to exit or some shit...anyways I had a very large road rage moment that somehow I kept contained to the innards of my pickup. Then my boss calls "Where are you at, your're late."
I said "I know, and if I try to explain to you why I just might explode because I am highly pissed off and my nerves are shot already this morning." He said "Oh, I'll see you in a minute then."
When I got here he was gone. WTF????????
So, this is just fair warning that I'm in a bad mood today. I'm trying to calm down. Maybe noway will bring me a pill or something to calm me down.:smt118
How has your morning been?
Damn. You had a bad start today.
Mine's been easy so far. The dogs demanded to be let out at 6:30, which sucked since I was sleepy and didn't really have to get up until 9:00. But I went back to bed and, once my allergies calmed down from being around the dogs, dozed back off for another two hours.
Oh, and I don't have to go to work. :smt023
dollfus46
06-12-2008, 12:15 PM
Good Lord, that sounds good!!!
The hashbrowns and sausage do. My stomach isn't ready for a homemade Southwestern omelet, sans the eggs, that early in the morning. I'm thinking, what "the boy" had was better.
dollfus46
06-12-2008, 12:20 PM
Ya'll are making me hungry. I got up this morning and usually there are some blueberry muffins or something made. Today it was toast. Yep, just plain toast. Not even any butter on it...just some damn plain old toast.......plain toast I tell you.:smt086
Good for you. Real men don't eat muffins. I'd rather be caught ordering a Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity than be caught eating a muffin. geeeez.
dollfus46
06-12-2008, 12:21 PM
Yont me to bring you some bissits, Bait?>
With reeeeeeeal milk gravy?
4olems
06-12-2008, 12:25 PM
Im starving I didnt get to eat bfast...I want some biskits and gravy!!!
Natural Sunshine
06-12-2008, 12:26 PM
I love gravy......
Engelbert Humperdinck
06-12-2008, 12:37 PM
It's a good day here in Hattiespatch, paw paw.
:smt023
Fish-Bait
06-12-2008, 12:43 PM
dam.....I just messed up some stuff here at work.....crap..
dollfus46
06-12-2008, 12:58 PM
My morning has been absolutely lovely.
Heh heh heh. That's called piling on. Just go sit in the corner and look cute, Patty.
dam.....I just messed up some stuff here at work.....crap..
Geeez Fish, you wanna borrow my pistol? :-D
Southern_Belle
06-12-2008, 01:08 PM
good simple morning. nothing strange or eventful. a routine work day morning :-D
Natural Sunshine
06-12-2008, 01:27 PM
Morning wasn't so bad....lunch on the way so will have food, but the day just isn't a great day for some reason....i'm dragging .... ready for a new day....this one kinda stinks....
58ford
06-12-2008, 01:33 PM
I got up not wanting to do anything today & I can't get over it.
endofthetrail
06-12-2008, 01:40 PM
I woke up,a good thing, had coffee, read newspaper,bet millions on v-bookie. That made me feel rich. Thought of a few things to do then changed my mind so i'm done for the day.:clap::clap::clap:
58ford
06-12-2008, 01:48 PM
Good for you. Real men don't eat muffins. I'd rather be caught ordering a Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity than be caught eating a muffin. geeeez.
I'm afraid Aerosmith would disagree with you:
Backstroke lover always hidin neath the cover
Still I talked to your daddy he say
He said you aint seen noting
till youre down on a muffin
Then youre sure to be a-changin your ways
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times I can remaniesse
cause the best thing lovin
With her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss, like this!
See-saw swingin with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin up in the air
Singin hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin like you just didnt care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin
cause she knew what she was doin
And I know love was here to stay
When she told me to
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Ah, just give me a kiss - like this!
School girl sadie with the classy kinda sassy
Little skirt climbing way up her knees
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin at me
I was a high school loser
Never made it with a lady
Till the boys told me something I missed
Then my next door neighbour
With a daughter had a favour
So I gave her just a little kiss, like this!
See-saw swingin with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin up in the air
Singin hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin like you just didnt care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin
cause she knew what she was doin
When she told me how to walk this way
She told me to
Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Just give me a kiss - like this!
EricStratton
06-12-2008, 02:32 PM
still employed, still married, still not in jail, still haven't seen my name in the obituaries.....
been a good day....
What? You don't even have a dog.
Sherry does smart a$$! I'm staying at her house...remember?
Fish-Bait
06-13-2008, 12:26 PM
I feel like shat today....soo frikken tired......I have to help a buddy out this evening...then I'm going home and going to bed.....
My morning this morning......
1. No breakfast, not even frikken toast. I cooked supper and washed the damnded dishes last night also. I even bathed Jr./jr. If I don't get wakened by some frikken grits and eggs in the morning I'm puttin' her arse on the road.
2. Got to work without a hitch. No maniacs on the road. Walked in the office and my boss started bitchin' so I told him it was Friday and to STFU and I shut my door.
3. I'm sooooo dam tired.
4. Still tired.
Conveyor Belt
06-13-2008, 01:37 PM
Got to bed around 2 last night. Woke up this morning at 6:30 with the kid and then went back to bed. Set the alarm for 8:30, but must have messed it up b/c I woke up at 9:20 with the kid bouncing on the bed. Shit! I had to be at a meeting at 10am at USM. So, throw some clothes on that seemed clean, took the kid to his grandparents house. About 1 mile from their house, I notice my car is leaning funny and I'm getting a lot of tire noise. Pull over and back down into this little side road that is abandoned. Clunk! Apparently there was a ditch there I didnt see and I caught the front bumper on it, but it was okay. Front right tire is flat. Shit! Tried calling the office where I'm having my meeting, but no answer. Get out the cig. lighter powered compressor and start airing up the tire. Make a few more calls to verify that I have the right number and finally get a voice mail, leave message saying I'm gonna be late. Tire airs up to 20psi, but I can hear it hissing. Throw everything in the car and go to USM. Tire is almost flat when I arrive. Made a call during the ride over to inform Chair that I'd be late. Meeting over at 11:30, go out to car, tire WAY flat now... air it up and head home. Changed tire in the garage with spare and this tire is toast. worn down and has so many cracks in it, I can't tell WHERE it's leaking from. Pathetic. I hate flat tires.
Fish-Bait
06-13-2008, 02:00 PM
damn...that sucks dude.
call delks and see if you can get a used set.
Fire Extinguisher
06-13-2008, 02:03 PM
My day today.... up at 4AM, lost about 500K in the casino (glad that aint real bucs!) poop, shower shave... go get blood drawn for another freaking test to see if it is thin enough... then on to work...work .. work....
Petal Lady
06-13-2008, 04:31 PM
HOT!!!:exit3:
Fish-Bait
09-04-2008, 08:53 AM
I woke up a little late. I got some oatmeal though. Looks like it may be a hectic day here at work. Prolly so....dammit.
Rainy, thanks to Gustav remnants. But that's okay; we need it.
Fire Extinguisher
09-04-2008, 09:20 AM
My morning? Shitty as is normally the case.
My morning? Shitty as is normally the case. FE, when mine start like that, I try to remember to be thankful to have woken up. :)
Fish-Bait
09-04-2008, 09:28 AM
My morning? Shitty as is normally the case.
Try to think happy thoughts.:clap:
davidverespie
09-04-2008, 09:34 AM
Well I opened my eyes in disbelief, my alarm was playing freebird which told me it was 6:30.. I turned it off with and re-set it for 8am. Well its 9:30 and I am behind on everything I promised myself I would do today but I am about to make my way downstairs and get this party started!
Fire Extinguisher
09-04-2008, 10:55 AM
FE, when mine start like that, I try to remember to be thankful to have woken up. :)
what if you never really went to sleep?
cajungirl
09-04-2008, 03:22 PM
my morning just started about 30 min.ago!! I feel like I've been in a coma!! I took some tylenol P.M. last night for a killer headache ....and it clean knocked me out!!! I did'nt even hear everybody getting up and out for school...thanks for taking over Daddy!! Mommy was out like a light!!:kekeke:
what if you never really went to sleep?
Then I'm thankful to be breathing. :)
Fish-Bait
09-04-2008, 04:11 PM
my morning just started about 30 min.ago!! I feel like I've been in a coma!! I took some tylenol P.M. last night for a killer headache ....and it clean knocked me out!!! I did'nt even hear everybody getting up and out for school...thanks for taking over Daddy!! Mommy was out like a light!!:kekeke:
dang!
fuzzis
09-05-2008, 07:52 AM
So far it's not so good. My tummy is upset. Due to that, I was almost late to work. *sigh* (I'm cute though, so perhaps it all balances out)
One of my dear sweet friends sent me a new coffee mug because I said I needed one with a lid and that fit my cup-holder. It's a fabulous pink thing that is spill-proof and supports breast cancer research. I can't figure out how to make it work though. The coffee goodness is inside it, and I'm not smart enough to figure out how to get it out. The little thingie on the lid says "open" but no coffee goodness comes out. :cry: (I fixed it...I took the lid off)
So far it's not so good. My tummy is upset. Due to that, I was almost late to work. *sigh* (I'm cute though, so perhaps it all balances out)
One of my dear sweet friends sent me a new coffee mug because I said I needed one with a lid and that fit my cup-holder. It's a fabulous pink thing that is spill-proof and supports breast cancer research. I can't figure out how to make it work though. The coffee goodness is inside it, and I'm not smart enough to figure out how to get it out. The little thingie on the lid says "open" but no coffee goodness comes out. :cry: (I fixed it...I took the lid off)
Dang! Even the coffee mugs need instructions! lol
I had trouble getting to sleep last night; last time I looked at the clock it was 12:30. Just got out of bed a few minutes ago, ready for a cup of coffee. Then I realized I had to take a pill this morning and can't have anything to eat or drink for 30 minutes. 30 minutes!!! And I can smell the coffee...such a tease. At 7:13 my morning will perk up. :)
jbrack
09-05-2008, 08:12 AM
My morning started off great. :-D
My morning started off great. :-D
It wasn't *that* great! :laugh:
Hermione
09-05-2008, 09:27 AM
Better than the past two mornings: NO ANTS! And it's Friday. That's enough to see me through until at least lunch time!
jojobeans1120
09-05-2008, 09:28 AM
With a headache! Someone, who is very inconsiderate, decided to text me at a very late hour, knowing what time i usually go to bed. I'm very irritated by this!!
Fish-Bait
09-05-2008, 09:54 AM
My mornin' is gettin' better. I just got a good laugh...lol...and I just eated a steak bizcut. Yummy.
proudtobefrompetal
09-05-2008, 09:57 AM
My morning is getting better... we all woke up late this morning, then I got stuck in school traffic (it's amazing the difference 8 minutes can make in the morning when dealing w/Petal school traffic).'
But I'm at work now and things are looking up.
Engelbert Humperdinck
09-05-2008, 01:36 PM
Oatmeal, with a tablespoon of the peanut butter. Great way to start your day.
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