Melba Chronicles Revisited

[EricStratton]

This thread should finally answer the age-old question: "When a bottle rocket pops in the middle of freakin' nowhere, does it really make a sound?"

[thornton04]

wth???

[Fish-Bait]

wth???

I'm fixin' to kill all of your kinfolk up here in Melba thorny....

You are still pissed I beat you in post count last month...

Get over it Suga'.:attack:

[thornton04]

where the hell is melba?

[EricStratton]

Yeah....I can do it too....melba boy!

[thornton04]

I have heard of Melba Toast

[Bahlk]

I have heard of Melba Toast

That's when you get drunk by a campfire in Melba

[kevin]

where the hell is melba?


Somewhere in the dark reaches of civilization. Where of course there's the Internet!

[Fish-Bait]

Yeah....I can do it too....melba boy!

you wanna come help me kick some arse stratton....we can get Rigel to swear us in for an hour and clean house like you did at applebees or whatever...

(why the hell did you even try to eat there?):smt102

[Bahlk]

Somewhere in the dark reaches of civilization. Where of course there's the Internet!

Course, the only problem with the internet is, Fish-Bait started this thread last week. It's just taken a week to reach the server.

[Fish-Bait]

where the hell is melba?

If is was up your arse you would know where it was.:smt023

[EricStratton]

you wanna come help me kick some arse stratton....we can get Rigel to swear us in for an hour and clean house like you did at applebees or whatever...

(why the hell did you even try to eat there?):smt102

it was Outback....I was just an instrument of peace at Applebee's.....

[thornton04]

Course, the only problem with the internet is, Fish-Bait started this thread last week. It's just taken a week to reach the server.

I was just about to ask what kind of internet reaches out that far.

[EricStratton]

or have Dale sing karaoke to em.....

[thornton04]

Lmao

[Fish-Bait]

O.k. the smart ass remarks are over. I wish to ask a mod that only civilized post be posted in this thread...(set the jokes aside people)......

Moderator Please remove all dumbass post except my first and my chronicle post and those that follow in cohesiveness....(like glue)

I wish this to be halfway serious. Hopefully you arsehats will let me do that eh?

oh yeah...delete this one also.

[Fish-Bait]

Please. all dumbarse jokes aside.....

[thornton04]

nice "x" thorny....fail

still a red X?

[Echo Four Bravo]

Please. all dumbarse jokes aside.....

You done done it now.......

[amanda]

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk99/thornton04/tileprint.jpg?t=1215055000

Man, I thought I use to live in the middle of nowhere - - but it was at least close to somewhere. Fish, you live in the middle of nowhere - with more nowhere close by. :)


O.k. the smart ass remarks are over. I wish to ask a mod that only civilized post be posted in this thread...(set the jokes aside people)......

Moderator Please remove all dumbass post except my first and my chronicle post and those that follow in cohesiveness....(like glue)

I wish this to be halfway serious. Hopefully you arsehats will let me do that eh?

oh yeah...delete this one also.


We'd have to lock the entire thread, Fish. Sorry. And stop reporting them - I'm not wanting to spend my first night back in the moderators office. 'Kay? :smt118

[EricStratton]

don't worry, bait....I took care of amanda's off topic post

[Echo Four Bravo]

I once made the mistake of going through there on a Wednesday; the same day the sunshine truck runs. It was chaos.

[amanda]

Okay, at Fish-Bait's heartfelt request to me...I've moved all the worthless, off-topic posts in his Melba Chronicles. However, to continue forth the joking - I've started an Off Topic thread for your enjoyment. ES, you are on my list now. :)

[EricStratton]

wth?

[Fish-Bait]

I once made the mistake of going through there on a Wednesday; the same day the sunshine truck runs. It was chaos.

Imma' get your brother to beat your arse...

now dammit..


I'm serious here. I was tryin' to let ya'll know what was goin' on out here in a sorta' serious, but yet not so much kind of way and not the first damn one of you is concerned.

So.....ATARI to all ya'll's arses...:(

[EricStratton]

ES, you are on my list now. :)

What list? Hottest Men of MH?

[EricStratton]

Somebody pull FB's man card for cryin' to the moderator!!!! You just got fourteen *'s put by your name.....

BOYCOTT THE MELBA THREAD!!!!

[wilebill]

Now fish-bait has to cross his heart and hope to die that he won't make any off-topic posts on anybody else's thread forever and ever or at least until the cows come home (and out of his garden).

[amanda]

wth?

Oh, you know what I mean mister. You've had it too easy all week. :smt118

What list? Hottest Men of MH?

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

[Fish-Bait]

I hope you all have the toothache for two months...then it skips a month and you have it for a couple of years...

Thanks amanda. I was really tryin' to be somewhat serious in my other thread, but you Brokeback hater just keep Hatin' on me.....buncha' fudge packin' day Lilly likers!!!

lmao

[hendrixfreak70]

Ok, I am listening Fish, go on.

[Fire Extinguisher]

What in the world? Guess I musta missed sumptin?

[Fish-Bait]

What in the world? Guess I musta missed sumptin?

nah.....we were just chroniclin' Melba Missi'ippi..:bowrofl:

lol...somebody kept reportin' Stratton's post :kekeke:

My Melba Dispatch thread became uncivilized just like some of the folk in Melba.:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: So I asked amanda to mod it and everyone started bitchin' and complain'in'....

Then they all just up and run oft.:smt102

[Fire Extinguisher]

OK... I found the other thread....

So.... your a poop starter in real life also!

[Fish-Bait]

OK... I found the other thread....

So.... your a poop starter in real life also!

Oh no....see that's the whole point. I haven't done anything and trouble is seemingly finding me and I don't put up with it when it finds me. I'm gettin' too old for that crap.

[hendrixfreak70]

IF trouble is what they want, gone ahead and let em have it.

[Fish-Bait]

IF trouble is what they want, gone ahead and let em have it.

Man...I just thought I had run into some shady characters before!:bowrofl::bowrofl:

[Fire Extinguisher]

Oh no....see that's the whole point. I haven't done anything and trouble is seemingly finding me and I don't put up with it when it finds me. I'm gettin' too old for that crap.
I know that feeling...... every flippin thing is my fault...... if you don't believe me just ask the lil woman!

[EricStratton]

All this is off-topic....we have a thread for serious Melba discussions......this thread is now for bashin' fishbait, his crappy camper, and anything else remotely related to Melba......

I'm about to start reportin' y'all to the moderator on duty....

[hendrixfreak70]

I don't like people who don't like people.

[Fish-Bait]

Stratton I went back and removed the uncalled for groans I gave you this mornin'...now you still want to be arseconcentric or something.

Bagel.

[Fire Extinguisher]

I don't like people who don't like people.
I'll have my people call your people and see if they like each other...

[Fish-Bait]

I'll have my people call your people and see if they like each other...

:bowrofl::bowrofl:

[BayFly]

Fish-Bait: Hang in there and I feel your pain. I had a cattle farm in edge of Perry county a few years back and not all but some of the folks around the farm were out of twilight zone. I had a bird dog shot for a deer at night and lots of stupid things but 90% of folks were good people. I had people sneaking in to fish in ponds that had a 2000 lb. bull in the same field and I could go on for hours. One guy shot across my hay field while I was in the stand on back of it and still don't know who it was or what he was shooting at ? One guy pulled and said he had been hunting there for years and said he would continue!!!!!! needless to say I came unboxed and later same guy came back and said he would be back to bushog for a certain amount of money. I was floored at the stupidity of some folks.

[thornton04]

Hey Melba Toast (FB) stop crying to the mods every time someone says somethng you dont like :sob:


:kekeke:

[hendrixfreak70]

Damn, I just got groaned!! WTH?

[thornton04]

Damn, I just got groaned!! WTH?


It wasnt me :hampster:

[Fish-Bait]

Fish-Bait: Hang in there and I feel your pain. I had a cattle farm in edge of Perry county a few years back and not all but some of the folks around the farm were out of twilight zone. I had a bird dog shot for a deer at night and lots of stupid things but 90% of folks were good people. I had people sneaking in to fish in ponds that had a 2000 lb. bull in the same field and I could go on for hours. One guy shot across my hay field while I was in the stand on back of it and still don't know who it was or what he was shooting at ? One guy pulled and said he had been hunting there for years and said he would continue!!!!!! needless to say I came unboxed and later same guy came back and said he would be back to bushog for a certain amount of money. I was floored at the stupidity of some folks.

Yep...some of was just not raised up right.

[carsalesguy]

fb,

your so full of shit it's not funny.

sincerely,

carboy.

[Fish-Bait]

fb,

your so full of shit it's not funny.

sincerely,

carboy.

carboy you are stupid.

sincerely

Fish-Bait.:-D

[Fish-Bait]

you are still stoooopid carboy.

bring it.