Beer, Liberals, and the Truth

[Pirate_129]

Couldn't help but post this email I got....:bowrofl:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the
invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor the aluminum can had been invented yet, so while our early ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be
invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is now known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at
hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.


Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.


Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.


Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher
testosterone levels than their men.


Most social workers, personal injury lawyers, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.


Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who
works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.


Liberals produce little or nothing They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing.


Here ends today's lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.


A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.

[Prissy39110]

good one....i think you nailed us conservatives! :)

[Checkers Boy]

Sooo... before the liberal men became women, all conservatives were homosexuals?

[Pirate_129]

So by that logic, conservatives never got screwed until liberals showed up? I'd agree with that. :bowrofl:

[Checkers Boy]

So by that logic, conservatives never got screwed until liberals showed up? I'd agree with that. :bowrofl:

And conservatives have been screwing liberals since the beginning of time.

[Pirate_129]

And conservatives have been screwing liberals since the beginning of time.

But conservatives should have signed a prenup. Liberals walk away from the screwing with tons of money they didn't work for. :smt023

[mi_nombre_es]

They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.


If this makes you a modern liberal, by god I guess I am liberal then =P

[EricStratton]

I reserve the right to not be a conservative or a liberal.....I think I'm a little of both and a lot of neither....

The only way I've ever been able to distinguish true liberals from true conservatives is by this method:

Liberals= flamboyant homosexuals
Conservatives= spend big bucks to fly to Bangkok and dive into the vast underworld of underaged male prostitution....

[mi_nombre_es]

I reserve the right to not be a conservative or a liberal.....I think I'm a little of both and a lot of neither....

The only way I've ever been able to distinguish true liberals from true conservatives is by this method:

Liberals= flamboyant homosexuals
Conservatives= spend big bucks to fly to Bangkok and dive into the vast underworld of underaged male prostitution....


Soo by your logic

Richard Simmons is a Liberal

and

Bill Gates is a conservative?

[Checkers Boy]

Soo by your logic

Richard Simmons is a Liberal

and

Bill Gates is a conservative?

Aren't they?

[Checkers Boy]

I like sushi and my steak done just to the rare side of medium.

Can't put me in a box.

[mi_nombre_es]

Aren't they?


Who is to say? I always thought Bill Gates as a middle of the road guy and Richard Simmons as.....well he's most gay, there's no denying that. but a liberal? I don't see it.

[EricStratton]

Soo by your logic

Richard Simmons is a Liberal

and

Bill Gates is a conservative?

I was thinking more along the lines of

Nathan Lane

and

Trent Lott

[mi_nombre_es]

I was thinking more along the lines of

Nathan Lane

and

Trent Lott


Trent Lotts knows where Bangkok is, let alone sanity?

[fuzzis]

But...I don't like fruit in my beer, and I prefer American microbrews. And my beef needs to definitely be pinkish-red.

:cry::cry:

Does this mean I'm having an identity crisis? :ohnoes:

[EricStratton]

But...I don't like fruit in my beer, and I prefer American microbrews. And my beef needs to definitely be pinkish-red.

:cry::cry:

Does this mean I'm having an identity crisis? :ohnoes:

Is your real name Ann Coulter? Do you have an adam's apple?

[fuzzis]

Is your real name Ann Coulter? Do you have an adam's apple?

My breasts are too big....

[EricStratton]

My breasts are too big....

pics? PM?

Let an expert make that determination....

[fuzzis]

pics? PM?

Let an expert make that determination....

A couple of ladies this evening have already...handled...that decision. :kekeke:

[EricStratton]

A couple of ladies this evening have already...handled...that decision. :kekeke:

Lordy Johnson....

[Desert Donkey]

And conservatives have been screwing liberals since the beginning of time.

Sucks to be the "catcher" instead of the "pitcher" all the time, huh?:laugh:

[hendrixfreak70]

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[Desert Donkey]

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[jojobeans1120]

:smt078:smt078:smt078:smt078

[58ford]

Believe it or not the US was founded on beer. The pilgrims were headed for Virginia when they ran out of beer so the captain & crew decided to cut the trip short, they forced the colonists ashore to whip up a brew for the trip home....true story.

[EricStratton]

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[jojobeans1120]

Ben Franklin has to be my favorite founding father!!!!!!! He not only was behind the Revolution, building of the United States, the Constitution, but he had the best sense of humor, was relaxed, had a laid back personality, and was quite the ladies man from what historians say.... LOL

[hendrixfreak70]

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[hendrixfreak70]

I like beer and I like beer and I like


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[Engelbert Humperdinck]

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Brewer - Patriot!

[Desert Donkey]

Kewl! I'm gonna print this one out for targets next time I go to the range. It will be the sweetest of ironies to use my Chinese AK-47 on this image.:laugh:http://budz.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/che.jpg

[hendrixfreak70]

Kewl! I'm gonna print this one out for targets next time I go to the range. It will be the sweetest of ironies to use my Chinese AK-47 on this image.:laugh:


He was a handsome creature. Kinda like a camel.

[EricStratton]

Kewl! I'm gonna print this one out for targets next time I go to the range. It will be the sweetest of ironies to use my Chinese AK-47 on this image.:laugh:

Enjoy your AK while you can....When my boy, Barrack gets in office, we'll be coming around to pick that up....

[hendrixfreak70]

Enjoy your AK while you can....When my boy, Barrack gets in office, we'll be coming around to pick that up....



WOOOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: LMAO! http://mostlywater.org/system/files/images/che-guevara-2.jpg

[The High Mayor]

Guns is bad for peoples.

[Desert Donkey]

Enjoy your AK while you can....When my boy, Barrack gets in office, we'll be coming around to pick that up....

Better roll heavy...:evil:

[Desert Donkey]

Guns is bad for peoples.

So is sentence structure, apparently...:laugh:

[The High Mayor]

Personaly I like sipping on Gin and Juice. Laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

[EricStratton]

Better roll heavy...:evil:

I'm not allowed to respond to you....I'm on double secret probation again...

[The High Mayor]

So is sentence structure, apparently...:laugh:

You must be a white conservative.

[JimmyJam]

Guns is bad for peoples.

Guns don't kill people....bullets kill people...:laugh:

[Desert Donkey]

I'm not allowed to respond to you....I'm on double secret probation again...

Ruh-Roh!:ohnoes:

[Desert Donkey]

Guns don't kill people....bullets kill people...:laugh:

Guns don't kill people...Even bullets don't kill people...

People kill people, for as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman said: "Your rifle is only a tool; it is a HARD HEART that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill! Then, you will become DEAD Marines, and then you will be in a world of sh*t, because MARINES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WITHOUT PERMISSION!"

[EricStratton]

Guns don't kill people....bullets kill people...:laugh:

no..it's bullets in guns...I've thrown bullets at people....it don't work...

[The High Mayor]

Ruh-Roh!:ohnoes:

Sentence Structure?:lol::lol::lol:

What are you speaking there sir? Swaheely medicine man talk?

[Desert Donkey]

Sentence Structure?:lol::lol::lol:

What are you speaking there sir? Swaheely medicine man talk?

No, that's actually Scooby-Doo talk. Ree-hee-HEE-hee-hee-hee-hee...:laugh:

[hendrixfreak70]

no..it's bullets in guns...I've thrown bullets at people....it don't work...

To expound upon your brevious retort it is people that are stupid that steal guns that have bullets in them that shoot it at people That was probably the longest. Run-on sentence ever.

[The High Mayor]

No, that's actually Scooby-Doo talk. Ree-hee-HEE-hee-hee-hee-hee...:laugh:

Oh, a childrens comment.:smt023

[Desert Donkey]

To expound upon your brevious retort it is people that are stupid that steal guns that have bullets in them that shoot it at people That was probably the longest. Run-on sentence ever.

What...is a "brevious retort"?

It sounds catchin':smt118

[Desert Donkey]

Incidentally, what is this, the third or fourth thread that we've all come into and hiked our legs on?

And is the Beer, Liberalism or the truth responsible for all this?

[hendrixfreak70]

What...is a "brevious retort"?

It sounds catchin':smt118

Short comment!!

[Desert Donkey]

Short comment!!

Well, why inna hell didn't you just say short comment?:laugh:

[hendrixfreak70]

Well, why inna hell didn't you just say short comment?:laugh:

Eye lick buig werds.

[Fish-Bait]

he wants to sound smart.

[hendrixfreak70]

he wants to sound smart.


:cry::oops:

[hendrixfreak70]

he is so very smart.


Thanks dood!

[Fish-Bait]

I'm not allowed to respond to you....I'm on double secret probation again...

where have I heard that before.....

[kuntrykruzin1]

I reserve the right to not be a conservative or a liberal.....I think I'm a little of both and a lot of neither....

The only way I've ever been able to distinguish true liberals from true conservatives is by this method:

Liberals= flamboyant homosexuals
Conservatives= spend big bucks to fly to Bangkok and dive into the vast underworld of underaged male prostitution....
so are you on priceline.com getting that ticket to bangkok or sitting at home watching richard simmons workout tapes? :confused::laugh:

[kuntrykruzin1]

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[EricStratton]

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[EricStratton]

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[kuntrykruzin1]

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[kuntrykruzin1]

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[BlueDogDemocrat]

I enjoyed that email. I fondly remember when Governor Swartzenegger called the Democratic members of the CA legislature "girlie men". I thought it was hilarious.

While I probably identify more with liberals than conservatives, I still found the stereotypes to be, for the most part, accurate. I'm often turned off by the pansy assess that all to often rail and ruin a good and valid liberal message.

[kuntrykruzin1]

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[kuntrykruzin1]

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the only president we have had in my life time worth a damn

[kuntrykruzin1]

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[kuntrykruzin1]

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[kuntrykruzin1]

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[Dionysus]

Sooo... before the liberal men became women, all conservatives were homosexuals?


Maybe I'm just not keeping up on the news, but I just can't seem to remember any liberals in the last few years that have been caught up in a "gay" scandal...no liberals looking for gay booty in an airport...no liberals caught hooking up with a gay "massage therapist" in Denver... Know why? Because liberals are about 500,000 years more evolved than conservatives. We actually think that a person's sexual orientation is not politically relevant. We actually think that providing adequate health care and education for EVERYBODY is a matter of first order importance.

So go ahead and mock us, but at some point you'll be getting some health care or education or social security....and it won't be a conservative that got it for you. They're a little too busy looking for sex at the airport.

[Luvia]

Because liberals are about 500,000 years more evolved than conservatives.

:kekeke: I'm sorry, but comments like this make me giggle.

[Desert Donkey]

Maybe I'm just not keeping up on the news, but I just can't seem to remember any liberals in the last few years that have been caught up in a "gay" scandal...no liberals looking for gay booty in an airport...no liberals caught hooking up with a gay "massage therapist" in Denver... Know why? Because liberals are about 500,000 years more evolved than conservatives. We actually think that a person's sexual orientation is not politically relevant. We actually think that providing adequate health care and education for EVERYBODY is a matter of first order importance.

So go ahead and mock us, but at some point you'll be getting some health care or education or social security....and it won't be a conservative that got it for you. They're a little too busy looking for sex at the airport.

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You really believe that, don't you?:rotflol:

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!:rotflol:

*gasp*

WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!:rotflol:

Hoo boy...

[Dionysus]

There's a kind of famous story about Margaret Mead, maybe the most well known cultural anthropologist in the western world. She was asked, "What's the oldest and most basic sign of civilization?" Her response: "A healed femur". You see, a homo sapien couldn't fish or hunt or care for him/herself with a broken femur. Therefore, if a femur was healed, it was because the strongest among the group cared for the weakest of the group. This is not generally characteristic of homo erectus, who lived on earth about 500,000 years ago. That group was simply about the survival of the fittest. If a member of the group had a broken femur, they were simply left to die.

Is this not the most fundamental different between liberals and conservatives? Liberals want to see that the weakest of the weak still matter...that their "broken femur" will not leave them to simply fend for themselves. Conservatives want to say "your broken femur is your own fault, so deal with it. No welfare for you."

I stand by my claim that liberals are 500,000 years more evolved than conservatives.

[hendrixfreak70]

There's a kind of famous story about Margaret Mead, maybe the most well known cultural anthropologist in the western world. She was asked, "What's the oldest and most basic sign of civilization?" Her response: "A healed femur". You see, a homo sapien couldn't fish or hunt or care for him/herself with a broken femur. Therefore, if a femur was healed, it was because the strongest among the group cared for the weakest of the group. This is not generally characteristic of homo erectus, who lived on earth about 500,000 years ago. That group was simply about the survival of the fittest. If a member of the group had a broken femur, they were simply left to die.

Is this not the most fundamental different between liberals and conservatives? Liberals want to see that the weakest of the weak still matter...that their "broken femur" will not leave them to simply fend for themselves. Conservatives want to say "your broken femur is your own fault, so deal with it. No welfare for you."

I stand by my claim that liberals are 500,000 years more evolved than conservatives.

First off Darwin, evolution is a farce.

Communism sucks. LIberals are communists.

Fascism sucks. Republicans have become fascists.

The broken femur analogy sucked. :laugh: just playin

[Luvia]

I stand by my claim that liberals are 500,000 years more evolved than conservatives.

All this talk of helping the weak...and then end the post with such an elitist statement. It just doesn't mesh. It's disingenuous and unkind. :(

Do you see how the broken femur analogy and this statement are at odds with each other?

[Dionysus]

All this talk of helping the weak...and then end the post with such an elitist statement. It just doesn't mesh. It's disingenuous and unkind. :(

Do you see how the broken femur analogy and this statement are at odds with each other?


Hmmm...no, I guess I don't. Are you saying the conservatives are the weak with broken femurs? Not trying to be cynical or funny. I just sincerely don't get your point.

[Luvia]

Hmmm...no, I guess I don't. Are you saying the conservatives are the weak with broken femurs? Not trying to be cynical or funny. I just sincerely don't get your point.


Lol no I'm not saying conservatives have broken femurs...

I'm saying that statements like "liberals are more evolved (smarter) than conservatives" insinuate you think you are better than a good portion of your fellow humans.

So I'm to accept that someone who believes that their thinking is superior really cares about the broken femurs of the world (whoever the broken bones belong to)?

[Dionysus]

Lol no I'm not saying conservatives have broken femurs...

I'm saying that statements like "liberals are more evolved (smarter) than conservatives" insinuate you think you are better than a good portion of your fellow humans.

So I'm to accept that someone who believes that their thinking is superior really cares about the broken femurs of the world (whoever the broken bones belong to)?


Well, yes, I suppose I am hoping that you will accept it. The idea that those who want to leave the weak behind are 500,000 years less evolved is just the data of evolutionary science. I didn't make up those numbers. Furthermore, the idea that the weakest members of a society must not be left behind is the very keystone of human civilization. There is nothing more foundational than that. And therefore, if anyone (conservative or not) wants to function in a way that ignores "the broken femurs" their thinking is, by definition, less evolved than someone who does not. Maybe what you are feeling is the incongruence of your political views and your deeper desire to honor the good of the group over the good of the few at the top.... So, c'mon over here to the left... Its pretty loving over here....:attack:

[Checkers Boy]

I don't have the time or patience to debate superiority with someone.

I hope you're jesting...

Good ideas come from both sides of the political aisle.

I've always felt that true liberalism is the effort to tear everyone down to the lowest common denominator, rather than lifting up those who are lower. The true liberalism I see punishes those who do well and are fortunate. True liberalism claims to know better how to run my life than I do.

That's just how I see it.

Now, on the other hand, the true hard conservative wants to regulate what I watch and read and think, too. They want to keep me within the status quo.

[Dionysus]

I've always felt that true liberalism is the effort to tear everyone down to the lowest common denominator, rather than lifting up those who are lower. The true liberalism I see punishes those who do well and are fortunate. True liberalism claims to know better how to run my life than I do.

Actually, I think I at least partly agree with you. I would word it differently though. I would say that true liberalism is the effort to value the good of the whole group, to the reasonable expense of those who do well and those who are fortunate, and to the reasonable benefit of those who do not do well are are not fortunate. If pushed too far left, it becomes communism, which clearly has not worked historically. The debate is then around the word "reasonable".

The other debate that I thought would come out of this and hasn't is a debate over who is the "broken femur". Many conservatives would argue that an unborn child is definitely one of the weakest among us, for example, but prolife views are generally more held on the right side of the isle.

[Fish-Bait]

I don't have the time or patience to debate superiority with someone.

I hope you're jesting...

Good ideas come from both sides of the political aisle.

I've always felt that true liberalism is the effort to tear everyone down to the lowest common denominator, rather than lifting up those who are lower. The true liberalism I see punishes those who do well and are fortunate. True liberalism claims to know better how to run my life than I do.

That's just how I see it.

Now, on the other hand, the true hard conservative wants to regulate what I watch and read and think, too. They want to keep me within the status quo.
Nope, they want you to keep keepin' at it until you you are happy and one of them.


with that I say I am disgusted with both parties. I choose another. Fish-Bait's own party. I'm not a lib or a conservative anymore because as of now I can't identify with either.

It's just like the black lady that chose to sing her black national anthem up in Denver.

It was her agenda tryin' to take us back to 1960 somethin' and I have to ask why???? why?

why?

why when a country has given you so much you choose to pursue a past that you want to be forgiven for, but yet you are so well off. What else do you want?

vote fish for president. I have seen the light that so many other want to put out.

bagel.

[Dionysus]

;);) Ok, fishbait...maybe I'll vote for you... Let's hear your platform. Clearly you're anti-wierd national anthems. I think I'm with you on that one. What else??????

[Luvia]

Maybe what you are feeling is the incongruence of your political views and your deeper desire to honor the good of the group over the good of the few at the top.... So, c'mon over here to the left... Its pretty loving over here....:attack:


OK so what if your neighbor is one of those ignorant conservatives? You say you are loving, but you think you are superior/better than him at the same time (more evolved)?

That's not loving. That's more hypocritical than anything. Peace loving people do not assume superiority over their fellow man.

That's putting yourself as the "few at the top". Ya know...the few enlightened ones. I don't want any part of that.

I have respect for my fellow man, regardless of political views, intelligence, wealth, poverty, race, or religion. Saying that another human being is inferior intellectually just does not smack as "loving" to me.

I'll stay right where I am.

[Fish-Bait]

Everyone can't be the same. BUT everyone can be able to achieve those oppurtunities. We have a great education system in alot of aspects. Is it perfect? No. Can you achieve wealth by being educated through the system we have in place? Yes.

Is everyone born just alike? No. Can we make everyone just alike? No.

It's just like ConveyorBelt. He's almost anti everything I am, but yet he is taking advantage and working hard to better himself and his family.

Truth be known when he starts earning that nice pay check he will bithc about giving a 3rd of it to the government......that's almost a 1/4 of his life he's working for the government to give everyone else that is or may be abusing or living off of the system. There is a thing called charity.

[Checkers Boy]

Truth be known when he starts earning that nice pay check he will bithc about giving a 3rd of it to the government......that's almost a 1/4 of his life he's working for the government to give everyone else that is or may be abusing or living off of the system. There is a thing called charity.

Honestly, once I graduate, I'll probably be making about the same amount of money that I was when I was managing Checkers.

The money wasn't the issue.

[Fish-Bait]

Honestly, once I graduate, I'll probably be making about the same amount of money that I was when I was managing Checkers.

The money wasn't the issue.

I wish I could say that. I could do another job, but my family's lifestyle wouldn't be the same. I struggle with that alot sometimes, well I struggle with it almost all the time. I whore myself if you will. Is it right? i dunno. Is it what I want to do? I'm divided.....Lotsa' questions I ask myself.

[Checkers Boy]

I wish I could say that. I could do another job, but my family's lifestyle wouldn't be the same. I struggle with that alot sometimes, well I struggle with it almost all the time. I whore myself if you will. Is it right? i dunno. Is it what I want to do? I'm divided.....Lotsa' questions I ask myself.

I miss certain aspects of it. I enjoy what I'm doing right now, cooking restaurant food, but the employees I work with suck. They can be, at times, stupid and lazy, and it affects service, and I'm just a lowly cook, so I can't do anything about it. I enjoy the restaurant business, but working for someone else doing it was killing me. And it's so time demanding.

Sometimes, I think I just want to disconnect and buy a farm and live there. No electricity. Just me and my family. Grow our own food, live off the land.

[Fish-Bait]

......amishness...

yeah, but I get mad. I've never seen a mad amish type person. different folks different strokes I guess.

g'night people.

[EricStratton]

Sometimes, I think I just want to disconnect and buy a farm and live there. No electricity. Just me and my family. Grow our own food, live off the land.

I'm probably gonna end up living in a small, primitive village in Ecudor when me, TheKing, EH, and fotno_ go do that VW race and get lost and captured by the pygmies.....

[Engelbert Humperdinck]

I'm probably gonna end up living in a small, primitive village in Ecudor when me, TheKing, EH, and fotno_ go do that VW race and get lost and captured by the pygmies.....

Dear God, we're taking Fotno_? I think he's still wanted in several south American countries.

:smt118

[Fish-Bait]

Dear God, we're taking Fotno_? I think he's still wanted in several south American countries.

:smt118

He'll prolly want to go back. I'm sure there is a few on his assasination list that don't have a checkmark by their name.:smt118