spider????

[ghostchic]

Found a spider in my kitchen this morning???????? Black (not midnight black), body a little smaller than a dime, 3 white diamonds on the back.

I have an infant that is crawling everywhere. What kind of spider is this?
I hate spiders.:ohnoes:

[Leebo]

Found a spider in my kitchen this morning???????? Black (not midnight black), body a little smaller than a dime, 3 white diamonds on the back.

I have an infant that is crawling everywhere. What kind of spider is this?
I hate spiders.:ohnoes:


Did you kill it?

[ghostchic]

Did you kill it?

um....yeah! Squished it!:smt001

[Rainey]

Did you kill it?

No, I'm sure she would rather it play with her baby.

[Leebo]

um....yeah! Squished it!:smt001


Then its a Dead Spider. Duh. :-D

[Leebo]

No, I'm sure she would rather it play with her baby.

I was setting up the joke ya asshat.

[Rainey]

I was setting up the joke ya asshat.

A very bad and corny one.

[ghostchic]

I was setting up the joke ya asshat.

Now aint ya gonna feel bad if this turns out to be posionous:cry:

[Rainey]

Now aint ya gonna feel bad if this turns out to be posionous:cry:

As he should. However, from the description you gave it doesn't sound like a poisionous one. Regardless, I wouldn't want any spiders near my baby.

[ghostchic]

never seen one that looked like that............its markings were interesting!

[Leebo]

On a serious note...

http://www.hartmanprehistoricgarden.com/sp-phidippus1.jpg

That him?

[nooskye]

if it has more than two, but less than four ... I ain't getting close enough to it to find out ... but I'll google it for you! :)

[hendrixfreak70]

On a serious note...

http://www.hartmanprehistoricgarden.com/sp-phidippus1.jpg

That him?

That appears to be a tarantula Corky.

[Rainey]

That appears to be a tarantula Corky.

Haha, I didn't want to call him out again in this thread. I tried searching with the description she gave, but I only came up with huge spiders. If she saw one of those she would not be at her home still.

[Leebo]

That appears to be a tarantula Corky.


Lol you're dumb shut up.

[ghostchic]

nope


3 diamond like this
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.
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[Leebo]

What color are the diamonds

[Leebo]

Haha, I didn't want to call him out again in this thread. I tried searching with the description she gave, but I only came up with huge spiders. If she saw one of those she would not be at her home still.

Ya'll are dumb, that's an extremely close up shot. Ya dummies.

[Rainey]

nope


3 diamond like this
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.
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Sorry, I keep getting jewelry when I search for "3 diamond spider" lol

[Rainey]

Ya'll are dumb, that's an extremely close up shot. Ya dummies.

It still isn't a spider in south Mississippi. lol

[ghostchic]

What color are the diamonds

white

[hendrixfreak70]

What color are the diamonds


3 white diamonds on the back.

Fail times two Corky!!!

[Leebo]

It still isn't a spider in south Mississippi. lol


Hey, I'm just trying to help! Leave me the hell alone!

[MsMargatini]

I am thinking that is a basic ole spider that just happened to have three diamonds- like genetic accident/mutation or something...

[ghostchic]

I am thinking that is a basic ole spider that just happened to have three diamonds- like genetic accident/mutation or something...

kinda like Leebo:laugh1:

Sorry couldn't resist:smt118

[MsMargatini]

Think about how the spider feels- it is a freak amongst the freakiest things.

[Leebo]

Screw you guys! I'm not helping you guys anymore! :smt118

[Rainey]

Screw you guys! I'm not helping you guys anymore! :smt118

So what's different from you trying to help?

[ghostchic]

So what's different from you trying to help?

:bowrofl:

[citygirl]

Then its a Dead Spider. Duh. :-D


:buttkick:

sorry, I've just been wanting to use this one again :bowrofl:

[ghostchic]

every time I search for this spider, all I get is jewelry! :)

[Rainey]

every time I search for this spider, all I get is jewelry! :)

I know lol

[PHDPLEASE]

Is this it?

[ghostchic]

Is this it?

nope.....the diamonds were perfect and went
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[No-Halo]

Either of these?
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/parson_spider_dan.jpghttp://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/jumping_spider_erica.jpg

[ghostchic]

nope

[No-Halo]

http://www.championpestcontrol.com/images/jumping%20spider.jpg

[Leebo]

It was the NO-HALO SPIDER!

[No-Halo]

It was the NO-HALO SPIDER!
So I need to search for a hairless spider?

[ghostchic]

nope, that thing is scary

[Leebo]

So I need to search for a hairless spider?


:bowrofl::laugh::clap:

[ghostchic]

It was the NO-HALO SPIDER!

it was hairless:laugh1:

[No-Halo]

it was hairless:laugh1:
Did it make some smart remarks and try to go for your donuts too?

Just trying to narrow it down some more. :-D

[$uperman]

i'm not sure was it jumping alot i have seen lots of those lately

[No-Halo]

i'm not sure was it jumping alot i have seen lots of those lately
I bet GhostChic was. :-D

[Rainey]

I bet GhostChic was. :-D

This had the right amount of vulgarity and humor. Can't get much better than this. :bowrofl:

[ghostchic]

i'm not sure was it jumping alot i have seen lots of those lately

it was just sitting there. I think it was dying. I picked it up and as I went to squish it I noticed the markings cause it looked a little different.

[nooskye]

I know you said a black one ... but is this by chance it?

[nooskye]

sorry that didn't work ... let me try something else ... it says the file size is to big :(

[wilebill]

Is this it?

http://www.mamemarquees.com/images/spiderman%20sideart.ai.jpg

[ghostchic]

sorry that didn't work ... let me try something else ... it says the file size is to big :(

whats the name???

[58ford]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w293/58ford/24a2c2b2.jpg

[ghostchic]

Thanks for your resourcefulness Wilebill and 58ford.

[wilebill]

Thanks for your resourcefulness Wilebill and 58ford.

I looked hard at a bunch of different pictures and couldn't find anything that fit the description, so I didn't want to just leave empty handed.

[ghostchic]

I am really interested to see what kind of spider this is. I can't find it anywhere though.

[wilebill]

I am really interested to see what kind of spider this is. I can't find it anywhere though.

Don't smash the crap out of them next time. It's easier if we have a picture to look at.

Hey, that's a good idea for a website - how to identify a smashed spider.

[drake]

http://www.cirrusimage.com/Arachnid/spider_Steatoda_3.jpg

[ghostchic]

http://www.cirrusimage.com/Arachnid/spider_Steatoda_3.jpg
this looks alot like it....more uniformed in color though and darker and looked more like diamonds on the back...but from what I have read spiders in the same class will not look exactly alike............i bet this is it....what is the name????

[Ted]

Cupboard Spider AKA Cobweb Spider.

Genus: Steatoda - and there's over 100 species worldwide. A good many of them do have a triple triangle or diamond pattern on the back.
It's very possible that you've got one of them there.
The good news - their venom isn't 'medically significant' and they're not aggressive.

[drake]

this looks alot like it....more uniformed in color though and darker and looked more like diamonds on the back...but from what I have read spiders in the same class will not look exactly alike............i bet this is it....what is the name????

http://www.cirrusimage.com/spider_cobweb_Steatoda.htm

[LipsofanAngel]

I saw a spider like you described... it was at the boys house last week. He has the 3 white spots on his back... he was HUGE, but slender "body". He was in a web up high, but the boy squished him. He looked scary!

[Ted]

http://bugguide.net/node/view/214304Look Like this Lips?


http://bugguide.net/images/raw/1K8KOKGKAK7K1KXKVKGKDKMKAK7KVK1QT0ZKPKQKV0RKA08QB0 4Q6K4QF0AQBK1QT02QV05Q6K8Q2K.jpg

[LipsofanAngel]

No yellow on the one I saw... or not that I noticed.

[Ted]

Similar shape?

[ghostchic]

Ted~I have never seen a spider that looked like that and don't want to :)

[Ted]

They're pretty common around here.
There's one out in my backyard.
Orb Weaver Spiders
Genus Agriope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_(genus))

[PalominofillyinMS]

They're pretty common around here.
There's one out in my backyard.
Orb Weaver Spiders
Genus Agriope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_(genus)) Also called Garden Spiders:-D