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mac
08-29-2008, 07:32 AM
2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

7:00 P.M. - Opening ceremony: Flag Burning.
7:15 P.M. - Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
7:30 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 P.M. - Non-religious prayer and worship: Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton both collect offering plates.

8:00 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. - Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 P.M. - Gay wedding - Barney Frank presiding.
8:35 P.M. - Honor Saddam rally featuring Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. - Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender - French ex-president Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. - Collection to benefit Osama bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. - Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay.
9:40 P.M. - Why I hate the military - A short talk by Bill Clint on.
9:44 P.M. - My ethics - A shorter talk by Chris Dodd.
9:45 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. - Dan Rather receives “Truth in Broadcasting” award presented by Michael Moore.

10:00 P.M. - How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center - Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. - Nomination of Barack Hussein Obama by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. - Al Gore retells how he invented the internet.
11:15 P.M. - Our troops are war criminals - John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. - Coronation of Barack Hussein Obama led by the New York Times.

12:00 A.M. - Ted Kennedy closes the convention and proposes a toast, and asks John Edwards to say the closing prayer.
12:05 A.M. - Bill and Hillary ask Ted to drive Obama home.

kuntrykruzin1
08-29-2008, 09:16 AM
a like 1030 and 1205

MMA
08-29-2008, 04:12 PM
I watched it all, it was as advertised, also, what's the deal with everyone reading from a teleprompter? Don't they have any original thoughts or do they just parrot what their speechwriters write?

mike327
08-29-2008, 04:30 PM
:bowrofl:LMAO

hendrixfreak70
08-29-2008, 04:33 PM
The 10 P.M. speech is not limited to Dems. Many conservatives (including John Birchers) believe it too. I have never heard any prominent Dem say that. Nice job though. Other than that, I agree with this parody, especially the Kennedy (hiccup) toast.