Wild Night Last Night...

[Fish-Bait]

So I go to the Sumrall vs. Seminary game and Jr./jr. starts gettin' cranky at halftime and we leave and come home. I was tired as hell and so was the Toas....wife. We finally got in bed somewhere's around 10:30 pm.

I went fast to sleep. No kids in the house and it was totally quiet. I still haven't gotten used to some of the creaks and noises around this place. Sometimes I become almost paranoid. Anyways, as I laid there in la-la land something woke me up. I caught the tail end of it. At first I thought it was a toy in the kids' rooms or something then I realized it was the door bell. Whoever put this doorbell in this house needs to have their knee caps busted...it's weird. It like weird low to high chime with about 5 notes. Not just your standard two note pattern.

At first I thought....I'm gonna' have to unhook that sunavabitch at midnight....then it hit me. Somebody is ringin' my freakin' doorbell....

So I go into tactical mode and ease the blind open in Jr./jr.'s room....nobody on the front porch. that's the only place the doorbell is.

So I slip on my shoes, grab my q-beam and retrieve the loaded to the hilt 1100 model off the top shelf. By this time I was pissed. I instructed the wife to open the front door and lock it behind me and listen and if she heard shots to call the POlice.

so she opens the door and I go struttin' out all commando...as I round the corner of the house where I can't see I light up my drive way and there stands this guy next to my truck with a two gallon jug in his hand.....

I made the poor fella' piss his pants. I was all business. There was a girl in his ride and before I knew it she was outside the guys blazer layin' flat on her face in the middle of the road.

His blazer's water pump was leaking and was runnin' hot. I have a hose right at the end of my driveway......but he was by my pick-up....

he explained that he was just comin' back to ring the doorbell again because he couldn't see and really needed some light.


I kinda felt bad, but I was surprised. It's amazing what you can recall on a split split seconds noticed when you have been trained to control these situations. I was pretty proud of myself later though. Nobody got hurt and the guy shook my hand when he finally got his ride cranked and told me he totally understood where I was comin' from. the man is local. he's a black guy. the girl that was in his car was a white girl. He took the time to explain to me that it was his daughter and he was bringin' her back from a footbal game down in wiggins I believe or stone county high...He said he messed up as a teen but he vowed to take care of his daughter. You don't see folks like that much anymore. he said he nows very well that he looked out of place...especially in a guys backyard in Melba' Missi'ippi...we both had a good laugh after it was over.

I liked to have never went to sleep after that.:smt118

[jmb]

Fishie, excitement seems to follow you! lol You're a good man for helping out as you did. Bless you! :)

[jmb]

Okay, I gotta ask...commando...are you talking commando mode or butt-naked commando???

[jbrack]

All commando? I don't want that picture in my mind! lmao:laugh:

[Hermione]

Wow! (Of course if he was stealing gas, he wouldn't have rung your doorbell, but I would never have thought of that at the time.)

[Fish-Bait]

Okay, I gotta ask...commando...are you talking commando mode or butt-naked commando???
:police: :icon_army :smt071 :smt070:smt067


Oh...and I just found out the sunavabitch lied to me. He's been in jail for dope...along with his son.

Dat' ain't good to lie. How fast someone will tell on you!

[carsalesguy]

who has been in jail/?

[Fishing Girl]

In this day & age you never know what is out there...I applaud :clap::clap: you for a job well done. We need more folks like you (well maybe not), (just kidding) but folks who will lend a helping hand to a stranger like that.

[jbrack]

who has been in jail/?

FB for running around outside naked.lol :laugh:

[Rainey]

:police: :icon_army :smt071 :smt070:smt067


Oh...and I just found out the sunavabitch lied to me. He's been in jail for dope...along with his son.

Dat' ain't good to lie. How fast someone will tell on you!

Haha... you looked him up after you helped him?!

[Fish-Bait]

Haha... you looked him up after you helped him?!

Sumrall is a small town.....Melba' is even smaller. One mention of someones' name and you can get a 20 history on someone by some of these old timer's.

[Aphrodite]

Sounds exciting!

[Fish-Bait]

Oh....I just thought he left..his blazer is still out on the side of the road, but he pushed it about 20 yds back towards the main road............lol...he left my light exactly where I asked him to leave it also. I don't think anyone else will be stoppin' in here anytime soon.

[kuntrykruzin1]

i cant imagine the look on that guys face and i prolly would have busted a gut laughing when the girl got out and laid face down in the road. good thing you dont have an itchy trigger finger huh.

[OTM]

I tried to call your stinkin ass last night while I was standing by that giant gaping hole in the side of the building on Hwy 11N.

[Fish-Bait]

Alrighty they just showed back up a minute ago with his "mechanic". They are now in the process of towing it.

Just before that my neighbor from the end of the road pulled up and asked about the blazer. I told him I almost killed the guy last night....He says damn...I almost killed him last week because he ran out of gas when he came to the trailer up the road to pick up his crack......

So we are standin' there my and my neighbor and here he comes with his mechanic right....he (crackhead) gets out and says damn...yo' road is bad lucks man. I said yeah. Especially when you lie.

Somebody is fixin' to get hurted out here. The neighbors are more pissed than I am it seems.

To top off the mornin' a crackhead girl comes walkin' down the road....she was all over the road. She could have gotten a DUI other just from walkin'. Flailin' here arms usin' up both lanes. She had a two liter bottle of sprite as hydration and she took out for Bassfield.

This place gets crazier by the hour.

[Fish-Bait]

I tried to call your stinkin ass last night while I was standing by that giant gaping hole in the side of the building on Hwy 11N.

sorry....I had a highschool band about 10 ft. behind me and I couldn't here or feel shat'. No-Halo called the Toast lady and she answered. The guy that hit it happens to be kin to an employee...I hear that it was quite a whack lol...

[Conveyor Belt]

Alrighty they just showed back up a minute ago with his "mechanic". They are now in the process of towing it.

Just before that my neighbor from the end of the road pulled up and asked about the blazer. I told him I almost killed the guy last night....He says damn...I almost killed him last week because he ran out of gas when he came to the trailer up the road to pick up his crack......

So we are standin' there my and my neighbor and here he comes with his mechanic right....he (crackhead) gets out and says damn...yo' road is bad lucks man. I said yeah. Especially when you lie.

Somebody is fixin' to get hurted out here. The neighbors are more pissed than I am it seems.

To top off the mornin' a crackhead girl comes walkin' down the road....she was all over the road. She could have gotten a DUI other just from walkin'. Flailin' here arms usin' up both lanes. She had a two liter bottle of sprite as hydration and she took out for Bassfield.

This place gets crazier by the hour.

LMAO!

Nothing like that Country Livin' you got going on over there in Melba.

I lived in the country my whole life and never saw anything like that.

Hell, the way you paint it, I'd be afraid to let my kid play in the yard unless I was watching them. Isn't that why you move to the country anyhow? So you can be on your own and not worry about things like this???

You've had more drama in a year in Melba than I've had my whole life living in and around Petal.

[Fish-Bait]

LMAO!

Nothing like that Country Livin' you got going on over there in Melba.

I lived in the country my whole life and never saw anything like that.

Hell, the way you paint it, I'd be afraid to let my kid play in the yard unless I was watching them. Isn't that why you move to the country anyhow? So you can be on your own and not worry about things like this???

You've had more drama in a year in Melba than I've had my whole life living in and around Petal.

We as a community are seeing to it that the problem is being taken care of.

this might have been before you lived on the street you live on CB but I do remember an individual growing some cannibis in his attic on the same street you live on. We got to search the house because a neighbor called and said they were domesticating there. When we got there the woman of the house was cuttin' donuts in her tiny front yard. it was a debacle. Had to turn the kid over to DHS.

Drama is everywhere these days. I just try to keep it in check. Besides, sometimes it's good entertainment for a few.:smt118

[Aphrodite]

So who won the rival Seminary vs. Sumrall game?

[Fish-Bait]

18-15 Sumrall......woot woot!!!

[Conveyor Belt]

We as a community are seeing to it that the problem is being taken care of.

this might have been before you lived on the street you live on CB but I do remember an individual growing some cannibis in his attic on the same street you live on. We got to search the house because a neighbor called and said they were domesticating there. When we got there the woman of the house was cuttin' donuts in her tiny front yard. it was a debacle. Had to turn the kid over to DHS.

Drama is everywhere these days. I just try to keep it in check. Besides, sometimes it's good entertainment for a few.:smt118

I've only been on this street for 3 years.

Good immediate neighbors. Dont know most of the other ones.

[Fish-Bait]

I've only been on this street for 3 years.

Good immediate neighbors. Dont know most of the other ones.

this was about 02.

[Fish-Bait]

they just made a crack lady exchange out at my drive way. Crack lady got out of one car and got into another one. She was still totin' the two liter sprite bottle. I'm fixin' to start shootin' at low birds out here when they drive by.

[777]

Yall sound Crazy! I need yall as neighbors it would sure brighten my day! HEHEHE:bowrofl:

[BayFly]

they just made a crack lady exchange out at my drive way. Crack lady got out of one car and got into another one. She was still totin' the two liter sprite bottle. I'm fixin' to start shootin' at low birds out here when they drive by.

Fish- Bait, I heard you mention the crack or meth. heads and sumethin about 2 liters or sodas, what do they do with that or what the reason for drinks?? Don't know anything about crack or meth. does it make you thirsty or do they mix it with something. Also tell heads you was just warming up for dove season monday.

[Fish-Bait]

Fish- Bait, I heard you mention the crack or meth. heads and sumethin about 2 liters or sodas, what do they do with that or what the reason for drinks?? Don't know anything about crack or meth. does it make you thirsty or do they mix it with something. Also tell heads you was just warming up for dove season monday.

they dehydrate bayfly....just like drunks, but a little more severe.

[BayFly]

Okay, I wasn't sure if they mixed it or drank it, sorry I must be out of loop, thanks
Melba looks like a great place just got a bunch of useless heads and drunks like everywhere else?

[Fish-Bait]

Okay, I wasn't sure if they mixed it or drank it, sorry I must be out of loop, thanks
Melba looks like a great place just got a bunch of useless heads and drunks like everywhere else?

No...I just moved amongst a place with a few bad apples and it's not kept in check and has gotten out of hand.

That will change though. Slowly, but surely.

[BayFly]

Stick with it, dopers are like bullies and just need to be stood up to and don't let em get by with anything. Tell them a fed. lives close to you and they better watch out.

[Fish-Bait]

Stick with it, dopers are like bullies and just need to be stood up to and don't let em get by with anything. Tell them a fed. lives close to you and they better watch out.

the Feds will be the last thing they think about.

They should really start thinkin' about their neighbors.

My neighbors are PISSED. Ain't no law out here. Cost too much gas money these days to get up and out here in these corners of the counties and we are in the tri county tri-fecta (amongst the three corners, Lamar, Jefferson Davis, and Covington.) with muwah bein' in the center pretty much.:smt118

[BayFly]

You can handle them!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fish-Bait]

You can handle them!!!!!!!!!!!!

say a prayer that one of them don't ring my doorbell at midnight tonight.

I've got like 13 people invadin' my su casa tomorrow and I'm not in a good mood.:smt118

[BayFly]

Don't shoot wrong invaders. My kin are staying in Gonzales, La. because it was worse here during Katrina. I wouldn't stay in La. below I12 or I10 myself.

[Bluesman]

Crazy over here tonight... I just came in from having to go outside to try to kick some ass too... Some little sh*thead teens around here apparantly thought it would be really fun to walk up to the neighbors front door and start beating the hell out of it and cussing her out... then they came mine and started shouting things in the window I WON'T EVEN REPEAT:oops: and my wife hollered for me that some guy was just at the door cussin us out and I went into kick ass mode and bolted for the door and told her to call the cops... she hollers you ain't skeered I said hell no I'm about to whoop somebody's ass... any way I didn't even take the time to get the gun I just whooped out my handy dandy pocket knife and flipped the blade open and started askin out loud ok you m.fs' where ya'll at... well nobody would answer me and my wife opens the door and throws the phone out to me to talk to the po pos' ... this ol feller across the street starts yellin what you need over there... apparently he thought I was the perp.. i shouted back i just needed the police before I kilt somebody... and that some idiot had just beat on my door and was asking for an ass kickin... he said they had done the same thing to him... then this kid is coming down the street... he says hey mister there was a black dude just running down the street and it was blank blank...(names not posted to protect the innocent:-D). I said ok... then why don't you stand right here and tell the police when they get here... I turned around to talk to the ol feller and when I looked back behind me the kid was walking away fast... I said hey wait a minute what's your name and he gave me a name.. .later we found out he lied about who he was. Anyway when the police lights started shining over the hill I looked at the kid and by this time he has his ears skint back running... didn't think a whole lot about it then but looking back that little punk was sure acting guilty... anyway the kid he said it was turned out to be innocent and when we later find out what the "witness'"real name is I find out he is a schizo that has mental issues and has been in and out of institutions for being crazy... Anyway... make a long story short we believe it was schizo boy and his crackhead accomplice and both were told by police that they almost got shot by the lady accross the street and there was a crazy redneck that was licking a knife blade and singing "Oh How I Love Jesus" out in the yard lookin for them... I hope they come back... I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in their ass and then walk it dry... I don't give a shat if they are minors or not cause if they come on my property and get stupid I feel that it is my God given right and duty to try to stamp out their ignorance.

[Fish-Bait]

They are comin' up from Goula.....

We also have some folks from Gonzalez right up the road.

[Fish-Bait]

Crazy over here tonight... I just came in from having to go outside to try to kick some ass too... Some little sh*thead teens around here apparantly thought it would be really fun to walk up to the neighbors front door and start beating the hell out of it and cussing her out... then they came mine and started shouting things in the window I WON'T EVEN REPEAT:oops: and my wife hollered for me that some guy was just at the door cussin us out and I went into kick ass mode and bolted for the door and told her to call the cops... she hollers you ain't skeered I said hell no I'm about to whoop somebody's ass... any way I didn't even take the time to get the gun I just whooped out my handy dandy pocket knife and flipped the blade open and started askin out loud ok you m.fs' where ya'll at... well nobody would answer me and my wife opens the door and throws the phone out to me to talk to the po pos' ... this ol feller across the street starts yellin what you need over there... apparently he thought I was the perp.. i shouted back i just needed the police before I kilt somebody... and that some idiot had just beat on my door and was asking for an ass kickin... he said they had done the same thing to him... then this kid is coming down the street... he says hey mister there was a black dude just running down the street and it was blank blank...(names not posted to protect the innocent:-D). I said ok... then why don't you stand right here and tell the police when they get here... I turned around to talk to the ol feller and when I looked back behind me the kid was walking away fast... I said hey wait a minute what's your name and he gave me a name.. .later we found out he lied about who he was. Anyway when the police lights started shining over the hill I looked at the kid and by this time he has his ears skint back running... didn't think a whole lot about it then but looking back that little punk was sure acting guilty... anyway the kid he said it was turned out to be innocent and when we later find out what the "witness'"real name is I find out he is a schizo that has mental issues and has been in and out of institutions for being crazy... Anyway... make a long story short we believe it was schizo boy and his crackhead accomplice and both were told by police that they almost got shot by the lady accross the street and there was a crazy redneck that was licking a knife blade and singing "Oh How I Love Jesus" out in the yard lookin for them... I hope they come back... I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in their ass and then walk it dry... I don't give a shat if they are minors or not cause if they come on my property and get stupid I feel that it is my God given right and duty to try to stamp out their ignorance.

Pray they don't show up in Melba. I have an itchy trigger finger tonight.:smt118

[jbrack]

Hell, I got in the ass kicking mode just reading your post Bluesman.:smt118

[jmb]

Dayyummm, it's not even a full moon out there!

[Ted]

H'sbgAmer:
aug 30, 2008 ... seminary - sumrall edged rival seminary 18-15 in overtime friday night . . . . .



:laugh: A little bit late, huh?
Yeah, I sat here and dozed off and forgot to send it upstairs a while ago.

Time to give it up.
'Nite Ch'all. :-D

[carsalesguy]

i heard that happened in my neck of the woods a few night ago around here blues-

shaking trailers and all

[Aphrodite]

Its good they tried to be not creepy about it!