Wanted: Pool Table

[King Kong]

I am looking for a good used pool table.

[King Kong]

So I can Skin fish on it! What do you think? :smt038

[King Kong]

I already have balls. But i do need a good rack. LOL

[noway]

Omg 10-92 Lol

[King Kong]

Acutally I have a big dinning area in my house and I didn't want to waste the money on a dinning room table so I thought hey a pool table would be great for a single guy like me.

[King Kong]

Kong, remember how the Beverly Hillbillies had a pool table in their dining room?They would use the pool sticks to pass the vittles to each other.


I think a pool table in the dining room is uptown, high class! You'll impress the women for sure now! :smt038
I have a nice place that I am sure would impress most girls but heck I can't get any to come over. Hehe:-D

[Monkey]

Hey Kong:
A word of advice. This is really going to show how stupid I was, but it's VITAL information! On a family vacation to the mountains one fall, we rented a cabin that had a pool table. I'm not a pool player, but thought it would be fun. Directly above the table was a ceiling fan, which until I stood my pool stick up I didn't think that was a problem. The stick got caught in the fan and hit me twice in the head! OUCH!!!!! FYI make sure there are no fans above the table!
:-D

[King Kong]

Monkey you sound like my kind of girl. Sounds like something I would do. Thankfully there isn't a fan but there is a chandelier but if you come over to play pool and break I won't be mad.:p

[Kimberly]

Sounds like an invite Monkey...

[King Kong]

"Kong says he can't get any ladies to come home with him....."

What's the problem here, Kong? Is there anything Queen Mother can do to help you? You've got a lot going for you - a treehouse with a big dining room, good sense of humor, great physique from climbing tall buildings, and a very big heart (cause you're always sending birthday wishes and flowers to the ladies on this site).
May I suggest you watch the movie Hitch? We watched it last night. Maybe you could pick up some pointers. QM is gonna think about who she can hook you up with!! I'll let you know when I come up with a name!

Thanks Queen. I need all of the help I can get. Right now I think I have every married woman in Hattiesburg trying to find me a girl. LOL

[Kimberly]

We just haven't found anyone good enough for you yet ;)

[2002usmgrad]

Sounds like you an monkey would make a great match. Maybe yall can go to Sonic for a banana split or something. You know, keep it casual

[Kimberly]

I think the name of this thread needs to be changed to Wanted:Woman

[King Kong]

We just haven't found anyone good enough for you yet ;)

Thanks Kimberly. I know you just want to make sure you find the right one.:)

[Kimberly]

Yep :)

[King Kong]

Kong, we're looking for the perfect one - afterall, it ain't easy taking care of a big hairy ape! And, I'm sure when dem little chimps start coming along, you got to have someone special who will stay and not throw in the bananas and swing off into the treetops. Take it slow and easy and the right one is waiting right under your big nostriled nose!! I'm thinking hard now about a couple of names - let you know when then time is right!

Thanks Queen!:) If you know of any that have a pool table that would really be great.:p

[reality]

Wow, it's amazing how much you can miss in 24 hours. :p

Kong, you really are the King! You have women you don't even know trying to help you find a woman. hahaha :-D

I agree, you and Monkey should hook up, grab a naner split or something. :smt038

[Kimberly]

you mean hool up Reality? hahahahah

[reality]

that's right Kimberly! hool up! LOL!!

[wilebill]

Or maybe pook up.

[King Kong]

Well I would really like to have one with pockets.

[King Kong]

Still looking for that pool table. Anyone heard anything yet?