Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmmm

[MC69TA]

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why is a boxing ring square?

[wilebill]

Okay, here's a whole slew of 'em.
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why are there braille letters on drive-thru ATMs?

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Is it OK to yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know?

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Ironic isn't it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.

Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why can't life's big problems come when we are twenty and know everything?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

You know how most packages say "open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "open somewhere else?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

[MC69TA]

"on September 16, 2005, the New Jersey theme park, Six Flags Great Adventure, is set to be transformed as 'The Great Muslim Adventure Day', an event organized by ICNA. This event is designed to provide entertainment for the entire family! Alhamdulillah, the entire park is reserved for Muslims! "

http://www.icnanj.org/sixflags/

"The Great Muslim Adventure Day 2004
@ Six Flags, NJ

""Jazakum Allahu Khairan for making the Great Muslim Adventure Day a huge success. All this would have not been possible without the guidance, help and blessings from Allah SWT. We thank Him in granting us successes. May Allah SWT forgive us for all our mistakes and mailings and accept all that was right and reward us all."

MIM: It indicitive of the Islamic Circle of North America's sociopathic weltaanschauung that they posted these 'anti discrimination hotline' phone numbers next to the article on Muslim's Only Day.

Toll-Free Number to Report Cases of Discrimination:
1-877-363-ICNA or 1-800-522-FAIR "

"Exclusively? According to WorldNetDaily (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=40438)
Six Flags has previously hosted other event days, including an annual Passover theme in which the park is predominantly filled with Orthodox Jews, but the venue is still open to outsiders and seasonal ticket holders, and organizers of previous events have never claimed exclusivity of the park.

Imagine the reaction if Six Flags held a Christians or "Whites-only" event "