Hattiesburg needs Me...

[RevranAL]

Dear Hattiesbuurg Citizens,
For some time I have been herrin bout the atrocities from Hehr-cane Katrina, and the unfounded rumors by political antibodies of the local guvment in the Hattiesbuurg area. I feel it is my duty to firm a coalition and decend upon the local communtity, and correct these travesties of injustice. Upon my arrival to the Hattiesbuurg area, I will post my findings and shed both light and humor, to keep the citizens abreast of these sit-che-ations. I look forward to being a part of yalls Ferum, and hope yall welcomes me and my constuwents with open arums.

One mo question, is da Revran Maya Johnnie Duprees still givin' away the free gas, my wife'es S-class is bout on E.
Thank You Local Citizens...

[noway]

welcome rev al...

[RevranAL]

Dear Brotha Noway,
I would like to thank you for yo wurm reception to Revran AL. I hope now that you have come furward to welcome a brethren of the cloth to yalls Ferum, that others will do so to. Remember the Revran means not to poke fun, but only to tell it like it is. A controversial figure such as myself, will only enlighten the city's political agendas at hand facing the Revran Maya Johnnie Duprees and his City Hall political advisor Revran Farlee.
Thank you ...

[Southern_Belle]

although it takes me longer to read your posts so that i can understand your wonderful dialect... welcome to the forum. :-)

[ynotme297]

well, well ,bro al, its good to have you here. we look foreward to some inside intel. we will be waiting with baited breath, or maybe a little beer breath, or not, well could be. but shucks rev. bring it on

[citygirl]

Welcome Bro Al. Look forward to getting to know you - through your posts that is!!! :smt039

[reverand]

It is always good to see, a man from the pulpit participate
And I look forward to your community insights and reading as you articulate.

Have Mercy Brother
Glory Glory

[EddieD]

hola

[RevranAL]

Dear Hattiesbuuurg Citizens,
Thank you for the wurm reception to yall area. As you know I have been workin' vigarusly with the Misappropriations Committee here at the 74th Street Babtist Church, tryin' to firm a Coalition to visit yalls fine community area. I would like to thank the Reverand for all his support, and everyone within the Ferum as well. I expect to be in the area soon to lend a hand to the Honorable Revran Farlee, as he sho do got his hands full runnin' the Mt Cara-mel Babtist Church, Hattiesbuuurg City Hall, and keepin' those nominations a secret for the Revran Maya Duprees.
Well citizens as I embark my jurney South, I sho hope that Chief Wynns have the PO-lice Dept sit-che-ation unda control, Ms Massengills finds her a job, the Beverly Drive Inn finds salvation from destruction, and them Golden Eagles continues to win Big..
Can I get a Witness Brotha Reverand !
Thank You Area Citizens
Glory Glory

[MayerJohKneeDuPrix]

Dear Hattiesbuurg Citizens,
For some time I have been herrin bout the atrocities from Hehr-cane Katrina, and the unfounded rumors by political antibodies of the local guvment in the Hattiesbuurg area. I feel it is my duty to firm a coalition and decend upon the local communtity, and correct these travesties of injustice. Upon my arrival to the Hattiesbuurg area, I will post my findings and shed both light and humor, to keep the citizens abreast of these sit-che-ations. I look forward to being a part of yalls Ferum, and hope yall welcomes me and my constuwents with open arums.

One mo question, is da Revran Maya Johnnie Duprees still givin' away the free gas, my wife'es S-class is bout on E.
Thank You Local Citizens...

RevranAL,

Let me, on behalf of the citizens of hatisBUUUUURG, welcome you to the Hub of the Pine Belt. Your great wisdom and insight will serve our fine city well.

*looks around* Now, please join the RevFairly, the Chief, and I at my palatial home in the historic section of hatisBUUUUURG for a strategery meeting. The Rev is cookin' up his famous ribs and I have supplied some fine lookin' ho....er...uh...ho...honorable orifice staff (named Jenna and Devan) to meet our every need...while we meets that is...yes, while we meets. And the Chief will provide...uh..er...hmmmm...well, the Chiefs will be there too.