mccole79
11-07-2005, 03:32 PM
It's a little long, but there are some funny ones in here!
Funny Bumper Stickers Seen Across America
1. Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
2. Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
4. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
7. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
8. I is a college student
9. I souport publik edekasion
10. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
11. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
12. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
13. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
14. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15. Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
16. STUPIDITY should be Painful
17. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
18. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
19. Atheism is a non-profit organization.
20. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
21. Fight crime - Shoot back
22. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
23. Warning! I brake for hallucinations
24. Honk all you want, I'm deaf
25. Horn broken - watch for finger
26. Don't follow me, I'm lost
27. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
28. Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.
29. I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off.
30. Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.
31. Nothing political is correct.
32. Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
33. Dole for Pineapple.
34. Buy American while there is still time
35. The road to hell is paved with republicans
36. The road to hell is paved with democrats
37. Empty the prisons - Make room for congress
38. Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music
39. Boldly Going Nowhere
40. Metaphors be with you
41. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
42. Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.
43. Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
44. What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?
45. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
46. When all else fails manipulate the data
47. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
48. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
49. Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children
50. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
51. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
52. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
53. Why be difficult - Be impossible
54. I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
55. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
56. God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
57. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
58. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
59. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
60. When there's a will, I want to be in it!
61. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
62. My reality check bounced
63. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
64. My karma ran over my dogma
65. Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
66. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
67. 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
68. Don't Start With Me. You Know How I Get.
69. A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.
70. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
71. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
72. Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
73. All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.
74. Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
75. I think therefore we have nothing in common.
76. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
77. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
78. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
79. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
80. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Funny Bumper Stickers Seen Across America
1. Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
2. Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
4. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
7. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
8. I is a college student
9. I souport publik edekasion
10. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
11. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
12. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
13. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
14. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15. Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
16. STUPIDITY should be Painful
17. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
18. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
19. Atheism is a non-profit organization.
20. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
21. Fight crime - Shoot back
22. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
23. Warning! I brake for hallucinations
24. Honk all you want, I'm deaf
25. Horn broken - watch for finger
26. Don't follow me, I'm lost
27. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
28. Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.
29. I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off.
30. Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.
31. Nothing political is correct.
32. Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
33. Dole for Pineapple.
34. Buy American while there is still time
35. The road to hell is paved with republicans
36. The road to hell is paved with democrats
37. Empty the prisons - Make room for congress
38. Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music
39. Boldly Going Nowhere
40. Metaphors be with you
41. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
42. Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.
43. Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
44. What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?
45. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
46. When all else fails manipulate the data
47. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
48. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
49. Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children
50. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
51. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
52. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
53. Why be difficult - Be impossible
54. I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
55. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
56. God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
57. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
58. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
59. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
60. When there's a will, I want to be in it!
61. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
62. My reality check bounced
63. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
64. My karma ran over my dogma
65. Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
66. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
67. 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
68. Don't Start With Me. You Know How I Get.
69. A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.
70. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
71. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
72. Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
73. All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.
74. Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
75. I think therefore we have nothing in common.
76. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
77. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
78. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
79. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
80. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!