Jumbo Shrimp

[iheartellisons]

This is totally random but I was watching Renaissance Man the other day and a scene came up where Danny Devito is teaching his Hamlet class and they start discussing oxymorons....so whats your favorite oxymoron? :smt102

[mccole79]

Let me think on this, and I'll get back with you...

[mccole79]

Hmm...there's the "baby grand" piano.

"Civil Litigation"

Umm...

"Job security" (What's that?)

...Just to name a few...

[mccole79]

Oh yeah, you gotta love this one:

"One size fits all!" ;)

[citygirl]

O.k. I can add to this list

Butt Head
Plastic Glasses
Definite Maybe
Working Vacation
Exact Estimate
Pretty Ugly................................and the best of all time

MICROSOFT WORKS

[just-Wynn]

"Awesome Police Chief"..........wait,.... :smt102

[iheartellisons]

a popular one..."girlie man"

[mccole79]

Jumbo shrimp - That was Iheartellisons oxymoron, and yes, I do believe she meant shrimp as in little. :) Jumbo - Little.

Anyway, why didn't you call us to let us know about all the GIs??? Fuzzis and I would have been there in a heart beat! If everything goes well, we are planning on coming Friday...save us a good table. We want to make sure we have the best view in the house! :)

[reality]

good grief
sweet sorrow
same difference
pretty ugly

[wilebill]

reality of hub?

:-D :-D

[reality]

reality of hub?

:-D :-D

What's contradictory about that? :smt102

[wilebill]

What's contradictory about that? :smt102

I figured I was stretching it on that one. :(

I was just thinking that Hattiesburg is more other-worldy right now, not exactly nightmarish, but definitely not the reality we knew a couple of months ago.

All that just hit me as I read your message.

[reality]

I figured I was stretching it on that one. :(

I was just thinking that Hattiesburg is more other-worldy right now, not exactly nightmarish, but definitely not the reality we knew a couple of months ago.

All that just hit me as I read your message.

I agree Wilebill. The Hattiesburg of today is definitely not the Hattiesburg I remember growing up. There's a lot I like, but more I'm finding I do not like.

[Southern_Belle]

comfortably dressed
taped live
original copies
old news
soft rock

there are a few.

[wilebill]

Here's a bunch more: (Apologies if some were already listed)

United nations
Virtual reality

Open secret

Minor miracle

Non-alcoholic wine

Cardinal sin

Extensive briefing

Unbiased opinion

Family vacation

Good job

Almost exactly

Dodge Ram

Postal service

Constant change

Assistant supervisor

Black light

High ground

Half full

Crisis management

Ill health

Nothing much

Partially completed

Federal budget

Authentic replica

Random order

Small fortune

Wedded bliss

Legal brief

Student teacher

Steel wool

Public school education

Accurate horoscope

Real potential

Civil War

Job security

State worker

Half dead

Legally drunk

Exact estimate

Completely unfinished

New tradition

Act naturally

Found missing

Art student

Original copy

Resident alien

Genuine imitation

Airline food

Dry wine

Good grief

Government organization

Uninvited guest

Highly depressed

Final version

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Small crowd

Live recording

Business ethics

Soft rock

Easy payments

Dry lake

Good beating

[iheartellisons]

wow that is a lot of oxymorons....

[wilebill]

I have a lot more but I didn't want to dump 'em all out at once.

[shawn o hairy]

Little Big Man.

That's some good S***!
what does s*** mean? i thought we couldnt do that on here.

[ynotme297]

new and improved

[Tully Mars]

what does s*** mean? i thought we couldnt do that on here.

You still don't get it do you genius? It is not what you said as much as it was the tone and context in which you said it. :smt070 :smt021 :banghead:

[shawn o hairy]

You still don't get it do you genius? It is not what you said as much as it was the tone and context in which you said it. :smt070 :smt021 :banghead: i just got upset when i saw the genius talking down to people on here,didnt he get kicked off in less than a day?