RevranAL eyes the White House

[RevranAL]

Dear Local Endurin' Hattiesbuuurg Citizenry and Ferum Brethren,
As many of you haves heard that RevranAL has been eye'n a run at the White House. Please don't fall over Hub or Tully, I promise not to paints the front porch powder blue with gold tipped columns. Maybe a Big Screen and some sound in the Oval Office, and definitely sum 24's on the Presidential limo.
Now while its still a couple of years out, ol RevranAL has been a countin' them offerin' plates, study'n demographics and solicitin' support from a many a fellow Democrat.
RevranAL have big plans for this country, Big Plans. Since the Honorable Revran Maya Johnnie Duprees has done such a fine job with City Hall, I think I should set my sights on fixin this country. I feel I have learned from the lessons of the good Reverand in '88. Any suggestions what you like to see RevranAL change in our land?
RevranAL

[RevranAL]

I sho hopes wilebill will be my Press Secretary...
RevranAL

[RevranAL]

Yes Indeed Sistah Queen Mother,
If elected I will offer you a position as goodwill ambassador to a cush Mediterranean country like Spain or Greece, as yours seems to be a voice of reason.
RevranAL

[reverand]

The changes that are needed are to numerous to include here in this post.
But the leader to accomplish this task, is the Reverand if you all allow me to boast.

Our troops will have my support, I am experienced in drive by’s and gunfights
When I order the General to go to Defcon 4, the terrorists will look like a deer in headlights.

Our military will take control of the Iraqi oilfields; there will be no bogus price markups
The price of gas will drop quickly, and at the gas station each driver will say “fill her up”

Now there may be a place in my cabinet, for RevranAL to give a contribution.
Maybe he can provide some leadership, on finally getting our brothers restitution.

Glory Glory

[RevranAL]

While restitutions fo our Brothas past travesties, will clearly be on the Presidential format
Gettin that issue past Hubbarister will be like me pullins a rabbit from a magician hat

So let me state fo the record good reverand, that RevranAL is the only man fo this space
As demunstrated by yo '88 campaign pafomance, RevranAL aint got no time fo second place

Glory Be! Glory Be!
RevranAL

[lamarrebel]

You mean the Reverand Jesse isn't going to make a comeback?? Keep Hope Alive!!

[RevranAL]

Dear Honorable Hubbarister

While the good Reverand once had his chance, he now chooses to spend his time makin' up poerms to clearly boast and brag

Fo it is evident now, that intefer'n in overseas hostage affairs and takin' up fo thugs at football games is all he have left in his bag

Can I gets a witness
RevranAL

[EddieD]

Amen!!!